And we're back (after a very very long behind-the-scenes par-tay!)
Romano: If "butt sex" means "very very long behind-the-scenes par-tay, then you're right.
Moi: …ehehehehe~ that was all you and Spain, though.
France: Et moi et l'Angleterre!
Canada: And-
Moi: SHUT. UP. THAT IS *TOTALLY * A PARTY!
Canada: And then you shoved America, Spain and England away in that mysteriously appearing closet, saying that you didn't need them at that moment of time.
Romano: And then you tied us all up again…
Prussia: Kesesese~ she forgot about me, though!
Moi: OUT. Right now! I don't need awesome to try and abduct my little Canada.
Prussia: Dammit. *walks out *
Canada: *weeps in frustration *
Anyways, here's some questions from: OUR LOVELY maple lover! *drags America out of the closet *
…hold on. Not in that way (okay, mebbe. /shot/)
i liek parties =7=
HI AMERICA! HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY, MAH BROTHER NATION! many hugs and kisses from up here in Canada (no, not in that kind of way)!
Since america's here, I would like to know what do you think of canadian tourists?
oh! and bonjour, iggy~
ohonhonhon~ (is francophone /shot)
I like parties, too~
HI AMERICA! HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY, MAH BROTHER NATION! many hugs and kisses from up here in Canada (no, not in that kind of way)! Since america's here, I would like to know what do you think of canadian tourists?
Yo, dude! Thanks! It's my 235th, and I'M THE HERO!
*hugs you back * It's nice of you, bro (or sis, for that matter!)
What I think of Canadian tourists? Er… Canadia… I think that they're pretty cool if I have the right country. These Canadians say "eh" a lot and are obsessed with hockey and pancakes, right
No, you s-stupid American! THAT'S NOT ALL OF US-
Hmm? Anyone hear that? Eh, whatever! Yeah, they're pretty cool, I guess!
Your Hero,
Alfred F. Jones, America.
…you fail, America.
That's what Canadians are like, right? HAHAHAHAHA! I'M THE HERO, SO I'M RIGHT!
*desperately tries to not bitchslap America *
Er… right. Moving on, maple lover says hi to you, Arthur~
Hello, I suppose.
Yayyyy!
It's wonderful, ma cherie, that you laugh en Francais~ tres bien!
Hehehehe~ Tres bien, indeed. *staring creepily at France *
*all back up because they're creeped out *
hollysky's turn!
America:
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! Can I hug you? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
How are you not obese from eating all those hamburgers? Can you see without your glasses? Do you approve of purple fluorescent sparkly cake? Your hat is awesome, and your plane is totally badass.
England:
You're also cool. What's your favorite song? Hopefully you like David Bowie... How would you react if I hugged you? Would you make me a scone? :3
That's it... XD
Lovely questions, m'dear. Just lovely. : )
America:
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! Can I hug you? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
How are you not obese from eating all those hamburgers? Can you see without your glasses? Do you approve of purple fluorescent sparkly cake? Your hat is awesome, and your plane is totally badass.
Du-ude! I love you, too, because I'm the hero! Of course you can hug me, I love hugs!
He means tackleglomping.
Aw, be quiet, Iggy! Tackleglomping is just a very affectionate hug! THANKS FOR WISHING ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I'm not obese because I'M THE HERO!
I can see without my glasses because I'M THE HERO!
Purple fluorescent sparkly cake is the Hero's essert of choice, and y the Hero, I mean me! THE HERO!
Aw, thanks! You can be the Hero's girlfriend~ *winks *
STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER, ALFRED. OR BAD THINGS HAPPEN. *sharpens knife *
REN! THAT IS TOTALLY NOT HERO BEHAVIOR! *shivers and backs away *
Your Hero,
Alfred F. Jones (America)
Ehehehehe~ No one comes near my o-nee-chan…
Er… sorry. That's the Belarus/Slasher coming out again. *heart *
*hiding behind England *
England:
You're also cool. What's your favorite song? Hopefully you like David Bowie... How would you react if I hugged you? Would you make me a scone? :3
Why, thank you. It's quite nice to be appreciated like the gentleman I am.
My favourite song… hmm. I'd have to say any of the songs that I wrote. Or maybe some of the Beatles songs… Any British music. Yes, that's a good answer.
Of course I like David Bowie! Who in their right mind wouldn't?
I would hug you back, as I am a gentleman.
See, France? People do like my scones! *gives you one *
Cordially,
Captain Arthur Kirkland (England).
…you sign your letters Captain?
Of course. I still am a Captain, even though I'm not a pirate anymore.
Well! We now have more questions from Girlygeek43 for England and America!
For America I just want to say happy birthday man. Also, thanks to Hetalia the show actually makes me want to major in a career in history, possibly a teacher. However, I'll make history fun. For instance I won't just teach kids about historical wars we'll do re-enactments. That and I hope that this year will be one of your best birthdays b/c your navy got bin laden this year.
For England I just have to say I love some of the comedy that comes from you. Monty python is pure genius. Especially the dead parrot sketch and the movie holy grail. It's pure genius where do you come up with this stuff? Oh that and I'll be visiting your capital this August for a few days.
Dude, thanks for wishing me a happy birthday! That was pretty epic!
…Hetalia? Eh? History is pretty cool, but only if it's mine! BECAUSE I'M THE HERO!
Yes, this is going to be the most legit birthday ever! BIN LADEN'S DEAD~
NOTE: IF ANY al Qaeda OR Taliban AGENTS ARE RANDOMLY READING THIS FIC, PLEASE DON'T HUNT ME DOWN AND KILL ME. THAT WOULD BE UNCOOL.
Your Hero,
Alfred F. Jones (America)
Thank you, the British are quite funny, if I may say so myself. If I can also recommend some rather funny quotes, look up Winston Churchill. The man was hilarious! Some of my favourite quotes are said by him.
Lovely~ Visitors are always welcomed.
Cordially,
Captain Arthur Kirkland (England)
America, go write a letter to Miss Philippines.
But-
DO IT. NOW.
Yes Ma'am!
Hmm… I'm going to finish off the Fourth of July questions in ONE chapter! WHAT. XD
[/headdesk] xD I loved this one shot - kept me giggggggggling like crazy, Ren.
OHYES~~ Lots of fanservice makes Tarts happy..,
Anyways, a few more questions~:
America: So, do you feel old now that it's your 235th birthday, or can you still "party-hardy" ;D [/nudgenudge]
Canada: [/glomps] Mattie~ thank-you for the pancakes! ^w^. What's your secret recipe..?
Romano: ADMIT IT. ADMIT YOU LOVE THE SPAINARD. [/points to a pouting Spain].
From Viet-chan~:
America: [/sighs].., It's fine.., and happy birthday.., also, please give me a warning when you're going to visit, Alfred.., my question for you is: do you like anyone right now?
((/shot for random question))
Judging from the pure AWESOME in these questions… THESE ARE FROM COFFEETARTS! Or Prussia, but I'm pretty sure it's CoffeeTarts. = 3
Yay! I'm glad you liked the oneshot! I wasn't sure what to write about, except for yaoi. *spinny eyes * And then there was American pop music. YAY!
America: So, do you feel old now that it's your 235th birthday, or can you still "party-hardy" ;D [/nudgenudge]
DAMN STRAIGHT! I CAN DANCE AND DRINK MY WAY INTO THE NEXT CENTURY-
Honhonhon~ Amerique, I don't think that was what she was asking~
Wha- oh. OH. My answer is that I'M THE HERO!
Your Hero,
Alfred F. Jones (America)
…I think that means yes. XD
Canada: [/glomps] Mattie~ thank-you for the pancakes! ^w^. What's your secret recipe..?
*hugs you back * You're w-welcome! I can't tell you the secret recipe, but that's 100% grade A a-amber maple syrup on t-top!
Sincerely,
Matthew Williams (Canada)
Omnomnomnom pancakes. : )
Romano: ADMIT IT. ADMIT YOU LOVE THE SPAINARD. [/points to a pouting Spain].
I DO NOT.
*blushing * N-NOT AT ALL, Y-YOU ASSHOLES! HE'S J-J-JUST A S-STUPID T-TOMATO BASTAAAAAARD!
…dammit… maybe I do… just a little bit…
-Romano.
America: [/sighs].., It's fine.., and happy birthday.., also, please give me a warning when you're going to visit, Alfred.., my question for you is: do you like anyone right now?
Gee, thanks, Vietnam! That's really nice of you!
…but I like randomly dropping in on people…
Er… I like hollysky, because she's Ren's sister and she's really cool!
AWAY… FROM… MY… SISTER… *Russia aura and slasher smile *
B-but then R-ren does that…
Your Hero,
Alfred F. Jones.
*sniffs * From the vague scent of watermelons, burning humans and chocolate frosting, I sense this is from Katarina Wolffe.
YO!
Mm'kay, so I still think your formatting is a BIT confusing. I think you should make it a LIIIITTLE clearer. A-like so:
[le bolded] From KatarinaWolffe, the awesome goddess of great who I will give chocolate to [le unbolded]
Herp de derp derp RRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPEEEEE de herp derp.
(le France-type) RAAAAPE!
(le me type) HERP HERP HERP HERP
(le Canada-type) Derp de herp.
And so on and so on. XD
NOW! QUESTION TIME!
U to the S to the A. Herpy Beerrrrrfday. But get it OVER with already! As much as I love the excuse to practice using my dad's lighter and set off fireworks on the lake, the friggin' Backwater Grill is playing BAD COUNTRY MUSIC! Its driving me DERANGED! ~.~ MAKE IT STOP! I CAN HEAR IT FROM MY GODDAMN EFFING HOUSE.
...True story bro. And if you're so pro-american, can you make the Guidos and Guidettes go away? I know we're the Great American Melting Pot and all, but I'm pretty sure STDs WEREN'T ingredients in THAT recipe.
Now, for my totally favorite Iggy. Who I want to call Alphonso for no particular reason.
How does it feel being awesome? Let me count the reasons you're awesome!
Uno. You're near IRELAND. Anyone/thing close to Ireland is a good place. *Goes all drunken irish-woman*
/Several minutes and barfights later...
Dos. HAAAAAGGGGIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS... yes, yes, I know that's Scotland's thing, but you're the CLOSEST I HAVE! *starts sobbing and hugging him awkwardly* Haggis is mad cool, even though I have yet to try it due to dietary concerns called gluten.
Tres. Easy to get Scotch. Yes, Ren, I mean it. I tried Scotch while there, and actually found it to be QUITE an interesting taste. So I had it twice - only small sips!
Also, true story bro.
Four. DOCTOR WHO! DOOOOOCTOOOOOR WHOOOOOO! I LOVE THE DOCTOR! DOCTORDOCTORDOCTORDOCTOR! MATT SMITH IS A FRICKEN' GENIUS! So is Steven Moffat. A sadistic basterd, but a genious-y one none the less. I need meh Doctor WHO!
So yes, Iggs, will you go butter up Mr. Moffat with some tea, and then ask him to GIVE ME DOCTOR WHO NOW!
*wipes le brow* That is all I have to say.
PEACE OUT!
(Oh yeah, and Ren-chan? You WILL wait patiently... you WILL... *holds up copper wire, bleach, batteries and a can of chocolate frosting*
…I'M THE HERO!
Your Hero,
Alfred F. Jones (America)
I-it's nice, I suppose. I like being awesome. Dr. Who is amazing. *smirks * But then again, isn't everything from England amazing? *preens *
…I don't believe that Mr. Moffat will enjoy that very much. I apologise, but I have to build up my pirate ships before I attack his house to get you the ownership of Dr. Who.
Cordially,
Captain Arthur Kirkland (England).
Yes, m'dear, I explicitly didn't do what you wanted for your question~ Just because I love you.
*steals the chocolate frosting and eats it *
And finally, the last question, the first one from the lovely Soul-Moo!
'ello, Matthew
Wisconsin citizen here *nobody ever really notices Wisconisin either*
Do you think you could smuggle me into Canada sometime? it gets quite difficult to not go insane when i'm practically right on top of the country I love so much, and yet so far away.
I also have a question for America *hopeful smile*
Eheheh...Uh... Do you actually remember all of your states or do they all just slur together? ...Please tell me you at least know what Wisconsin is! I mean we are kind of boring and flat (I mean our LAND IS FLAT don't get any weird ideas 8U) but we are all in a way family right..?
H-hello!
Er, I suppose I could try to s-smuggle you out… thank you for loving me! *gives pancakes *
Sincerely,
Matthew Williams (Canada)
Dude, of COURSE I remember Wisconsin! I remember all of my states! Plus, I can do all of the accents really legit-ly!
BECAUSE I'M THE HERO!
Your Hero,
Alfred F. Jones (America)
And that's it! w00t! I think! Now, ask more questions! They're all awesome!
France: I didn't get any questions. *cries dramatically *
Err… yeah. Ask the Frenchie questions. Maybe some in French. And then he'll be happy.
*boots America and Spain out, but keeps England for herself *
No more questions for Ami-land and England! THANK YOU, ALL OF MY LOVELY QUESTIONERS!
*Spain bursts back in clad in chain mail *
Spain: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION! *brandishes axe *
Moi: … *slasher aura * *holds up a spoon* Hehehehe~ Kuroshitsuji, anyone?
AND EVERYONE ELSE MAGICALLY DISAPPEARS…
Spain and Ren: LET'S DU-DU-DU-DU-EL!