Chapter 6: Why you should never give a cat alcohol…
Authors Note: WHAT NOW PEOPLE? I AM BACK! Say what you like but the only reason you're reading this crap it because you like it ENJOY! I do not own POKEMON
Mewtwo
My mind went blank when I looked under the bathroom sink. There in the counter is a box full of Tampax Pearl and another called Always (Ladies you know what I'm talking about ). WTF? I barely even know what Pepto Max is so how am I supposed to know what this stuff is? Human females are… Interesting.
I shook my head and stuffed Rose's bag with her stuff and left the room. My thoughts were always on Rose. Her smile, her eyes, her… erm chest area. How can I not think of such beauty? I don't understand how anyone can be in her presence and not think these things…
When I walked past Rose's glass cabinet I caught a whiff of a sweet smelling substance. I walked over to the cabinet and saw all sorts of liquids. One specifically caught my eye. Absolute Vodka. I grabbed a bottle and went swiftly out the window.
While I flew to the Power Plant I took a swig of Vodka. It was the best tasting stuff I had ever tasted. I took another swig. And another. Soon the whole bottle was empty. The world seemed to sway when I landed at my home.
" Mewtwo you're home! We were getting worried." The little pink mew said.
"Rose?" All of my thoughts were on her.
"Yes?" said a small beautiful voice.
I lifted the bag, " Got some of your things."
" Thank you." She looked at me, " Are you Ok?"
I had to reach her. I swayed in my walk, tripping on something, and fell towards Rose.
" What the hell are you doing?" She said as she held me up. My mind was all on Rose and how much more beautiful she is up close.
" Did I mention how beautiful you are in the light?" I said.
She pushed me away and sniffed my breath, " Mewtwo, have you been drinking?"
I tilted my head not knowing why she pushed me. I went toward her to try and get her to like me. She pushed me again and I advanced on her again but just then I heard a dull bang and blacked out.
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