Best Friends
Minna-san!
This is a collab. Fic between Hoshi rene and Rinna-chan! We hope you all will adore the story:
Rinna-chan: Yes! We made it to chapter two! I hope you all enjoyed chapter one! And I hope you all will enjoy this chapter as well!
Hoshi rene: Hey everyone. Thanks for all the reviews. Sorry it took awhile, but its better to have it late than to not have it at all. Hope you enjoy.
Warning: This story contains OOC, because we want some of the characters to relate to our personalities.
Summary: Sakura Haruno is a sophomore at a High School in Suna. One day, when she was browsing the web, she found something very interesting that made her meet Tsunade Senju. They became pen pals and found more then one thing in common. They will help each other even though they have never met.
Pairings: NejiSaku, KakaTsu, NaruHina, ShikaIno, GaaMatsu.
From: Tsunade Senju-konohamail net
To: Sakura Haruno-sunamail com
Subject:NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Saku-chan! How dare you send me an email like that? Why must you leave me in suspense? You should really check your emails before you send them. Make sure that you everything is included. Although I do have my guesses as to who entered the bathroom cough*Itachi*cough. Now hurry up and send the rest!
Tsunade
From: Sakura Haruno-sunamail com
To: Tsunade Senju-konohamail net
Subject: Sorry! The end of the story.
I'm so sorry Tsuu-chan! You see, my cat stepped on the keyboard and hit the send icon before I could avoid it.
Well... Let me return to where I was.
I was only in my underwear when I heard someone opening the door. I turned around to see someone I did not know. He had short ink hair similar to Sasuke-kun's and black eyes. I assumed he was an Uchiha.
His reaction was really funny. His eyes got really big and his mouth opened. A trail of blood came from his nose. (I made an Uchiha have a nosebleed! Hell Yeah!) We were standing there staring at each other for sometime when I heard Itachi-kun's voice from the hallway.
"Shisui, what's taking so long?"
Itachi-kun's voice came closer so I pushed the Uchiha out of the bathroom and closed the door. Then I heard the voices outside the door.
"Shisui. Why are you sitting on the floor staring at my bathroom's door?"
Then I began to enter in panic. I was in Uchiha Itachi's bathroom!
"Pink... Hot... Chick... Strawberries..."
He looked at my underwear! I was wearing strawberry stamped panties. God, I blush just by remembering it.
"You're not making any sense, Shisui." Itachi-kun said. Then I saw the doorknob turning. I had forgotten to lock it again.
This time at least I had time to prepare so I wrapped myself in a towel. Itachi-kun opened the door and saw me, only in a towel (I was wearing a strapless bra. And he did not know I had my underwear beneath the towel.). He also stared. I think he blushed a bit, but I'm not sure. He is the master of stoicism.
"Sakura-san."
"Itachi-san." (I am a coward. I don't have the guts to call him Itachi-kun on his face so in front of him I just call him Itachi-san.)
"Why are you only in a towel in my bathroom and what have you done with my cousin?"
Then I explained the entire situation to him. He then just closed the bathroom door after saying:
"Well, I'll let you finish getting changed."
And that is a pretty embarrassing situation. And it is also how I met Uchiha Shisui, the only Uchiha that's not an ice-cold hearted bastard. Actually he's pretty nice and outgoing. He's in the first year of college.
So... Today there was a band rehearsal at the Red Sand brother's house. Sasori and Gaara are really sweet. They appear to be emo and anti-social, but actually they're pretty cool. Next time I'll tell you about how I met them. And why my cat's name is Sandy.
Kisses,
Sakura.
From: Tsunade Senju-konohamail net
To: Sakura Haruno-sunamail com
Subject:So evil.
Awwww. Saku-chan your so evil, Here you had me thinking it would be Itachi but it was just his pervy cousin. Is Sandy the evil kitty that sent the email. Oh yea, I knew I forgot to tell you the other part of the reason that Kashi and I moved into a bigger apartment.
Ok. Fast forward to 3 weeks after I walked in on him. I had a furlough day at school ( meaning there was no class for that day), so for once I was home early. This time I checked to see if that lazy bastard was home. Thankfully he wasn't because I so did not want to hear about his latest conquest.
I decided that I would cook and get some cleaning done. Our living room looked like a tornado went through it. I decided to cook chicken alfredo. Mmm, one of my favorites. While, I was letting the pasta and the chicken, I started picking up the trash in the living room. An hour later, I was done with everything. When I sat down to eat, I could feel my muscles becoming sore from the cleaning and I decided to take a hot shower to relieve some of the pressure. I walked into the bathroom turned on the hot water, stripped off my clothes and stepped into the shower. Man that hot water felt good. I figured while I was at it I mighest well wash my hair too. Once I was done with everything I cut the shower off and opened the shower door.
Just as I was about to reach for a towel from the towel rack the bathroom door opened. I screamed. It was that idiot Kashi that had walked in. (to be honest I think he did that on purpose) He looked me up and down and stared at my breast and said "My, my, your a lot bigger than I thought." My face grew red from anger and embarrassment. I drew my fist back and threw a right hook. And down he went. I grabbed a towel and wrapped it around my body. Just as I was about to walk out of the bathroom, I looked down at him (currently knocked out) and I kicked him in his stomach and muttered "Pervy bastard". I stormed out of the bathroom towards my room. I got dressed, grabbed my keys and headed out to grocery store to pick up a new paper and the apartments magazine. I was determined to find a new apartment for us.
When I came back 2 hours later, Kashi was still sprawled out on the bathroom floor. Hmmph he deserved it. I dragged him to his room, threw him on his bed and went back to the newly cleaned living room and started my search. Another hour passed before the pervert finally woke up and decided to help me.
Now that I think about it, I had the perfect opportunity to see his face and I completely forgot. Damn it.
Oh well anyways. It sounds like your pretty close to the Red Sand siblings.
Why are they called that?
Hugs and Kisses
Tsunade
From: Sakura Haruno-sunamail com
To: Tsunade Senju-konohamail net
Subject: The Red Sand Siblings and Sandy.
Hey Tsu-chan!
Whenever you get to get a look at his face, tell me what it looks like! Your curiosity is rubbing off on me.
And a question: When he has sex, doesn't he take the mask off? Or he does it with it on?
And yeah, I'm pretty close to the Red Sand Siblings. They came in to my life after Sasuke and Naruto and before Ino and Hinata. I'm one of the few people who know Gaara's and Sasori's biography. I'm going to tell it to you, but I'm warning: If they know I told ya they'll kill me. And It's not something pretty.
It all began when Gaara was five. His father had abandoned his mother when she was pregnant and Gaara's mom died when he was three. So he was left to wander the streets and live off the charity and generosity of strangers. Then, Sasori's grandmother found him.
Now let me tell about Sasori. Sasori's parents died when he was little, murdered by some criminal when they went to Konoha on a business trip. So he was left alone with his grandmother. She worked all day and saw that Sasori was a very lonely kid. And then she came upon Gaara.
Gaara and Sasori are very much alike. Slim built, strong, not very tall, red haired... Their biggest difference is on the eyes. Gaara has teal colored eyes. Sasori has hazelnut eyes. The other difference is that Gaara uses eyeliner and has a tattoo on his forehead. (Kanji for Love.)
Sasori's grandmother, Chiyo-baa-chan (I knew her.) took Gaara in. But since he was homeless, she never legally adopted him. And that way Gaara had a home and Sasori a little brother. Everything was fine for a while and then I was ten.
When I was ten, I liked very much to play with Sasuke in a park that was near our houses. That day, I found a little cat. She was a blonde cat that had green eyes. I tried to catch her, but she always ran away. So I separated from Sasuke, chasing after the cat. She went and climbed a tree. I, a foolish child, tried to climb after her, but found myself stuck. I cried for help (I called Sasuke first but he didn't show.) and the only help that came was a boy one year older than me.
I asked him to help me and the kitten. Sasori did so, and I decided we would become friends. He too tried to run away from me, but I caught him and said":
"Friends don't run away from eachother! Unless they are playing tag!"
Then we went back to where Sasuke was and we found him in a fight with Gaara. I quickly put them apart (with Sasori's help) and in the end we all sat on a bench. The I announced.
"I got myself a kitty and two new friends! Today must be my lucky day!"
"It's just a cat and two bad guys."
"Sasuke-kun!" And I began to cry.
"Calm down, Sakura-chan. Gaara and I are good people. Sasuke-san is just jealous. And Sandy is a great kitty."
"Yes! That will be my kitty's name! Sandy! Thank you, Sasori-kun!"
Later on he told me she reminded him of Sand and was just a quick name he thought at the time.
But the problems came later on, when Chiyo-baa-chan died. They wouldn't let Gaara stay with Sasori. (they were 15 and 16) but then, all of our parents (Sasuke's, mine's, Naruto's, Ino's, Matsuri's...) said they were going to look after the boys if they could stay together. And so it happened. Sasori found a job to be able to pay for things, and our parents help with little sums of money. When they are needed.
Sasori's last name was Sand. So he and Gaara decided to adopt the name Red Sand for their family when Chiyo-baa-chan died.
That is their story. And Tsu-chan, is Kakashi your only friend? I want to know more about your other friends! Pweety Pweety Pweease! -does puppy dog eyes pout-
Kisses,
Sakura.
P.S.: Sandy is the cat that sent the email. And she's not evil. (She has crush on Sasori though. Every time he comes over, she gets crazy and won't leave his side.)
From: Tsunade Senju-konohamail net
To: Sakura Haruno-sunamail com
Subject:What about your friends?
Lol. Sorry, about the subject line. I was just listening to that song. It's by TLC. Kashi isn't my only friend. Sorry about that, I have a bad habit of going on and on about him. It used to work Shizune, Kurenai, and Anko's nerves, but they all know my feeling about him. I'm not as bad as I used to be when we were in high school.
Anyways, here is all of my friends, don't worry I will take more about them. My friends are Kashi, Shizune, Kurenai, Anko, Genma (Kashi's other best friend since birth), Asuma (Kurenai's longtime boyfriend) and Iruka. All of us have been friends since high school. Well except me, Genma and Kashi. Genma and Kashi have been best friends since birth. And I met them when I was 10. We have been friends since then.
Thinking of this made me recalls the first time we met in high school. I was 14. I'll tell you about it.
I took a deep breathe and walked into the entrance of Konoha High School. I can't believe I'm starting high school. Was the first thought that ran through my head. I was excited and scared at the same time, but I would not show any of it. I was thankful that I would at least know 2 people there. I knew those two idiots Genma and Kashi would be there. Genma would probably come right when the bell rang and Kashi would probably come 10 minutes after school started.
As I approached my homeroom, I could hear loud cackling. It sounded like a hyena. I walked into the room and I knew exactly who's voice it was that was causing my temples to throb. I looked to the left of the room and sure enough there was Misa Amane and her slut followers. Misa is just like that Karin bitch at your school. She's tall, has long blonde hair, green eyes, an annoying voice, and she's Kakashi's ex-girlfriend. Those were horrible times that I had to endure her.
Anyways, I knew immediately that if I wanted to survive for the school year I needed to sit as far away from her as possible. Luckily for me, on the right side of the room there were plenty of seats. (The classroom was divided into 2 sides). I noticed that there was 3 other girls there to. They must have had the same idea as me. I walked in that direction to take a seat behind the girl with long black wavy hair.
"So annoying" I muttered under my breath as I heard the hyena's voice go a pitch higher.
"You said it." The girl with purple hair said.
"Hey, I'm Anko Mitarashi" she continued
"I'm Tsunade Senju" I responded
"I'm Shizune Gaidoku" the girl with straight shoulder length black hair said
"I'm Kurenai Yuuhi"the girl with long black wavy hair concluded
"And all of them are whores" I states, nodding my head in that direction.
"I could tell that just from looking at them" Shizune responded
"Could her voice get any higher, its giving me a headache" Kurenai tried to cover her ears as she made that comment
"Trust me it does. We went to the same middle school. That's why I carry these." I dug into my purse and pulled out a pair of headphones and a bottle of aspirin.
"It seems like I'm gonna need a bigger bottle since I will be sharing my aspirin for now." I smiled and handed each of the girls a pill. We all instantly clicked and started talking
While we was talking I notice that Kure(Kurenai's nickname) started to turn red. I looked in the same direction she was looking at and a saw a tall, skinny guy with short black hair in spikes. I thought he was cute. He looked in our way and started walking towards our area. The closer he got the more Kure would turn red. I knew instantly that he liked her. He sat in the open seat to the right of her and diagonal from me.
"Hey Kurenai. How was your summer?" he asked
"F-f-f-fine A-a-asuma-kun"
"That's good. By the way, you look very pretty today."
I guess that was all it took, because I saw Kure sway in her seat and she was out. It was cute that she fainted.
"Damn Asuma, I didn't know you had it like that. I'm Tsunade by the way."
"Hello Tsunade. I didn't know I had it like that either." He leaned close to me and whispered
"But you know what I like her just like that" I looked at his face and saw that his cheeks had a bit of pink in them.
"So am I to assume that you like her to" I asked
He just nodded his head. Thankfully, Kure wasn't out for too long. Shizune told me that she was worse in middle school. When she would see him she would instantly faint.
The bell had rung for homeroom to start and people was starting to settle down in their seats. That was when I felt a pair of hands on my chest and a wet pair of lips on my cheek.
"Hmm. You have certainly grew on over the summer Nade" the voice squeezed my breasts at this comment.
"GENMA! YOU PERVERT!" I shouted and tried to punch. But he dodged them all. I saw that all of my new friends faces was red from what he did.
"You may be able to dodge my punches now, but I will get you when you least expect it." I declared and returned back to my seat. Genma sat on the left side of Shizune.
"Does he always do that?" Shizune asked
"Unfortunately yes. He's been doing that since we were 10. You would think he would get tired of the beatings or that I would be used to him doing that, but I refuse to let him have the privilege of continuing without being punished for it."
Since it was homeroom and it was the first day we really didn't have much to do. Homeroom was only for 30minutes and there was 10minutes left. The door opened up and Kashi walked in and headed towards our group.
"Yo" he said
"YOUR LATE!" Genma and I yelled
"Oh well you see I was so excited that it was the first day of school that I got lost on the road of becoming an adult and…"
"Save the bullshit Kashi. I don't want to hear it." I cut him off before could feed me more of his bull.
"That hurt Nade. Don't you believe me." He sat down in the empty seat to the right of me. You should have seen the look on Misa's face when she saw him sit next to me. Have you ever seen the blowfish puff up, that's what she looked like.
"Hell no! I know all of you dumb ass excuses"
And from that point on we all became close friends. We met Iruka in the 10th grade. Now I'll tell you about each of my friends
1) Name: Kurenai "Kure" Yuuhi
Age: 24
Appearance &Personality: Long black wavy hair, red eyes, tall, medium built, kind, quiet shy.
Major: Art
Career Goal: She is already a well-known artist here in Konoha for her work with illusions. You can look at one of her paintings one way and when you look at it again you can see a completely different picture
Extra Info: A month after we all first met Asuma had asked Kure to be his girlfriend and they have been dating ever since
2) Name: Shizune Gaidoku
Age: 23
Appearance &Personality: Short black hair that comes to her shoulders, black eyes, average height, skinny, shy, gets scared easily when I unleash my wrath on the guys and show off my strength.
Major: Chemistry
Career Goal: She wants to be a poison information specialist. I'm telling you she loves making and discovering different types of poison. She hopes to work for Konoha's Center for Diseases and Control (KCDC).
Extra Info: After we graduated from high school she has started to like Genma. So it's been like 6 years now. Her and Kure live together.
3) Name: Anko Mitarshi
Age: 23
Appearance &Personality: Medium length purple hair. She keeps part of it in a spiky ponytail and the rest she leaves hanging. Her and Shizune are the same height. She has two snake tattoos one on each arm. They are kind of creepy looking. She's loud, crass, will curse you out in a heartbeat and is the first person to get into a fight.
Major: Criminal Justice
Career Goal: She wants to be a KFBI agent (Konoha Federal Bureau Investigation agent. She wants to go undercover and kick criminal's ass
Extra Info: She hasn't really expressed any feelings for anyone. Her past is a little bad to. She ran away from home. When she was 11 her parents abandoned her in the old place. She was in foster care but her foster parents abused he, so she ran away. She was on her own until she was 15. Aunt Misaki (Asuma's aunt) found her when she tried to break into her apartment. Somehow both of them had a connection and Anko has been there since then and she calls Aunt Misaki mom.
4) Name: Asuma Sarutobi
Age: 24
Appearance &Personality: Short black hair that is in these tiny spikes, black eyes, tall, well-built, smokes a lot, lazy, loves to bribe people.
Major: Computer Science
Career Goal: He also wants to work for KFBI, but as a computer specialist and not a field agent like Anko. He wants to hack into people's computers, track information. He wants to do that while staying at home in his bed.
Extra Info: His dad was the principal at my old high school. Him, Genma and Iruka are roommates. They stay in the same apartment buildings as Kashi and me.
5) Name: Iruka Umino
Age: 23
Appearance &Personality: Brown hair brown eyes, a scar across his nose, average height, medium built, gets embarrassed easily, kind, caring.
Major: Liberal Studies
Career Goal: He loves working with kids and he wants to teach elementary school.
Extra Info: Opposites must surely attract because he has the biggest crush on Anko but she doesn't know it.
6) Name: Genma "Pervert" Shiranui
Age: 24
Appearance &Personality: Pervert, shoulder length brown hair, black eyes, a little taller than Iruka but shorter than Asuma and Kashi, well built (all of the guys work out together), always has a toothpick in his mouth (I don't know why but he's just always had it)
Major: Law
Career Goal: He wants to be a lawyer and open up a firm with Kashi
Extra Info:He is the second biggest pervert in Konoha. Jiraya-san is the first. He read Jiraya-san books to but not in public and he also feels on us girls all the time, which results in him having constant black eyes.
And finally more info on Kashi
7) Name: Kakashi "Kashi" Hatake
Age: 24
Appearance &Personality: I already told you all of this from when I walked in on him in the shower
Major:Law & Criminal Justice
Career Goal: He wants to open up a law and private investigator firm with Genma
Extra Info: Currently him and Genma work as interns at a law firm. All of the employees love them there. He's good at tracking information that hard to look for. Pervy Jiraya raised him.
Sigh. I'm also gonna tell you something about his past. Its part of the reason I talk so much about him. He's been through a lot and it isn't pretty. So you didn't hear it from me. If he finds out I told you I will deny everything. Here goes.
Kashi father was a well-known marine. Him and Pervy Jiraya was the best of friends until Jiraya moved overseas and they lost touch. Anyways his mother died while giving birth to Kashi and from that point his father started to isolate himself from Kashi. His father had went on a very important mission with his team. Things didn't go as planned and he had to make a choice to save his team or complete the mission. In the end, those ungrateful bastards ridiculed him for saving their worthless lives. After that his father went crazy and became a well-known criminal called the "White something" I don't remember the name. He first killed his old team; from there he started to kill a lot of good and innocent people. Finally when Kashi turned 6, his dad couldn't take it anymore so he killed himself and Kashi was the one to find his body. He was always told how much he looked like his father and he didn't like that so that's why he started to wear a mask. Pervy Jiraya had gotten word of what happened and that he was Kashi new guardian. He packs up everything and moved back to Konoha to raise Kashi and to become a writer. He writes porn. Sorry he calls it erotica. Supposedly to him there is a difference.
Anyways from the time he was 6 to 10 he never really let any in even Genma was left out. They were close but not as close as they were before. He has built this huge wall around himself then he met me when were was 10. Together both Genma and me made a sent that wall crashing to the ground.
So that's his history. Lol. Our first meeting was more like Gaara's and Sasuke's. When got into a fistfight to.
To answer your question of if he has sex with his mask on, well from what I heard he does wear it. When he does take it off he blindfolds the girls first and make sure it is secure. That's college gossip for you.
Man that was a really long email. But at least you know about my friends. Oh wait I forgot to tell you more about me. My major is math. You already know about my traits and personality. I want to be a math teacher but for high school. I love to cook and punch pervert. Its fun to do.
Lol
Tsunade
P.S. So does this answer everything?
From: Sakura Haruno-sunamail com
To: Tsunade Senju-konohamail net
Subject: About my friends.
Tsu-chan!
Now that was a long email. Well, since you took your time to tell me all about that, I'll tell you all about my friends and how I met most of them.
Let's begin with Sasuke-kun!
I met him when I was seven and that I had just moved from Konoha. I was born there! I guess I never told you that...
Well, I was assigned to sit in front of him. He just went out and pulled my hair! The he had the nerve to say: 'Annoying pink hair.' We became friends from there on. Then we met Gaara and Sasori. Then I met Itachi-kun.
It was funny. Sasuke-kun had come over and his brother as well. But I didn't know. I was about 11 years old. Then I saw him doing a headlock on Sasuke-kun. I just threw the little ball of paper I had on my hand at his neck. He let Sasuke-kun go and then I screamed. 'Big Bad Guy!' Then Sasuke-kun said he was his brother.
When I was twelve, I met Ino, Hinata and Neji. I had just been transferred to a different classroom where Sasuke-kun was not present. I was scared. I was always with Sasuke-kun. So when I entered the classrom and saw Hinata, she was trying to disappear because Ino was being too loud. Her screeching annoyed me and I walked over to her and said: 'Shut up pig. You're too loud.' She answered: 'What did you say, Forehead Girl?'
Naruto just walked over to me and asked me out on a date. Sasuke-kun beat the hell out of him and we all became friends. Ino already knew Shikamaru and introduced him to us when he moved over. Neji is Hinata's cousin...
I think I'm forgetting someone...?
Well, I gotta go to class now. I'll do the profiles when I come back. And probably add anything that I might have forgotten.
Hey, I'm back...
Oh, god, Tsu-chan...
Something terrible happened today...
I'm crying so hard. I'm at Ino's house now...
Hey, Ino here.
I had to get Sakura out of my computer or she would damage it with her tears. Well, you'll have to wait for another email later, because now Sakura is in no condition to write. Oh, wait. Hinata is calling me. The boys have just arrived. What the fuck is that Bastard's brother doing here?! Sorry I gotta kick an Uchiha out of my house.
Hello Tsunade-san. This is Hinata. Ino-chan just left and forgot to send the email. Itachi-san is talking with her now. He's trying to convince her to let him stay. What his brother did was not very nice though. Well, I'll let Sakura tell you what happened later.
It was a pleasure meeting you.
Farewell,
Hyuuga Hinata.
Rinna-chan: Hey, people! I hope you have all enjoyed this chapter! And Boo! Nobody got the person who walked in on Sakura! Everybody thought it was Itachi. I'm mean! Well, We love reviews people! So send them in!