Grimlock: Jettwins' Surprise

Author's Foreword:

... and she will hopefully tell you some really nice stuff about it. In any case, shortly after C.M.D. reviewed Grimlock's appointment, we started talking about why the Jettwins were there because even though I wrote it, it was as much of a mystery to me as to her. After a while talking about it and me basing my knowledge of the Jettwins on C.M.D.'s fanfics (which is actually more accurate than you think. She pretty much mastered the two characters ...) and their relation to Ratchet, I dared postulate a guess that the two fliers came to surprise their beloved mech. And so I wrote this! After a while I wrote the next appointment ...

Best part of the day was the end of the shift: you finally got to kick back, relax, recharge, play some video games or just chat while enjoying a cup of energon. The twins loved doing all of the above, but they never really had anyone to talk to because Jazz's shift began once theirs was over and Sentinel Prime was just impossible, so they really only had one another. It wasn't bad or anything but they barely ever got the chance to meet anybody and make new friends.

"Brother! Out found now just that we be nearing Earth!" Jetstorm walked into their room after bumping into their cyberninja friend.

"We see Ratchet get!" Jetfire sprung from his seat, completely forgetting about Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom.

"Um," Jetstorm lowered his head and grabbed his arm by the shoulder as a blush came to the Autobot's face, "Wrong do him on last visit our."

"Oh," Jetfire too remembered their last visit, where they accused Ratchet of cheating on them with Wreck-Gar, "We indeed do."

Even though all was forgiven and explained, it still made the jettwins feel really bad for what they did.

"I know can what we do!"

"What?"

"We goodies make! Mmmm, as Prime Sentinel says 'energon-y'! You think what?"

"Great! I make can clay cup!"

"You sure good idea was this?"

"It better is than tubeyou video 'Gonna Give up you never' with pictures ours. Have you the goodies and cup, brother?"

"In my storage compartment, yes."

They successfully sneaked inside the Autobot's base, but making their way undetected in Ratchet's medbay was equivalent to a Decepticon going out in the open on Cybertron, especially if he had patients. However this time it was easy – the docbot was working on a new body for Blurr and it was obviously a bad moment to disturb their beloved so they decided to wait.

"Right moment need we!"

"Here, self cover hide to!" Jetfire took out a huge cloth out of his subspace and handed one of the ends to his brother as they quickly covered themselves. A few minutes into a quiet discussion later, their thoughts were interrupted by a loud cry.

"Bwaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa!"

"What the … damn youngbots, what the slag is wrong this time? Aren't they supposed to be on patrol? What's this? I don't remember putting that …"

The two were saved by Grimlock annihilating the whole wall.

"Botdino it be!"

"One that we beat?"

"Yes. Oh! For appointment come he!"

"Spider Lady hurt Lockgrim bad!"

"Ratchet we hurt too!"

They have made their resolve; they would make it up to Ratchet in full and at least try to talk to Bumblebee.

"Me, Grimlock hurt thinking about it," the dinobot turned to his side, facing away from the medic as he reached out for the huge piece of cloth that the two were hiding under and closely brought it to his face; wiping away the coolant leaking from his optic sensors, "He hurt me! Leader!"

"DAMN!"

"Um, Grimlock, I need that … back … Jetfire! Jetstorm! What the slag are you two doing here?"

"Surprise?"

It wasn't going as planned at all; they were hoping for things to come down very differently. Still hoping to recover somehow from the situation, Jetstorm opened his storage compartment to give Ratchet their presents but he "Lockgrim" made it impossible:

"WHAT? YOU! ME GRIMLOCK BEAT TWO FLYBOTS! GRIMLOCK SHOW WHO LEADER!"

"Brother! Run away now time!"

"Go let's!"

There was no hope at all now but at least they did make it a surprise... just not the kind they were aiming for. They transformed and cheese it out of there as fast as they could, escaping from the raging dinobot.

After a few minutes of awkward silence, thinking about how to make it up to the doctor this time, Jetfire proposed their next move:

"To Beebumble we now go talk?"

Author's Notes:

Just a side note, Grimlock's appointment happened after Bumblebee's. Seriously! Go freaking read her side of the story! It is called a series for a reason you know! In order to get the full picture you WILL HAVE TO read her part too! Trust me, I read her appointments, they are really slagging great. Don't believe me? Well, why don't you check them out for yourself then? Wait, what? Can't be bothered? Too lazy? Boy/girl, I know where the hell you approximately live, just remember, tactical nuclear cotton candy does not need precision! If you don't want to do it for yourself, do it at the very least for the rest of the Transformers from TFA we decided to write about! Have you no compassion for them? Well, I don't (except for Shockwave) but we are not talking about me, we, are, talking, about, Y-O-U! By the way, wait, hold on, lean into the monitor. Oh, come on! Just do it! I am not gonna jump out and bite you! That's Swindle's Ick-Yak's job! And he is already in your washroom! Just lean in! A liiiiitle closer ... did anybody tell you what beautiful eyes you have? Well I am telling you!

Thanks to C.M.D. and her captivating, yaoi seeking eyes for reviewing and editing!