Best Friends

Rinna-chan: And we're finally in chapter six! The meeting between Sakura and Tsunade finally happens! Enjoy!

Hoshi Rene: Hooray! It's the moment we have all been waiting for! I hope that you will all enjoy this!

WARNING: DO NOT SKIP THIS PART. THIS IS A LIST OF TEXTING NAMES THAT WILL BE SAID IN THIS CHAPTER!

Ino: Inolicious

Sakura: Cherry Blossom Princess

Hinata: Snow White

Tenten: Buns4life

Matsuri: FireworksRpretty

Gaara: Tanuki-chan

Sasori: The Puppeteer

Deidara; Katsu!

Sasuke: DeathSoul

Naruto: Rameniac

Itachi: CrimsonCrow

Shikamaru: Troublesome...

Sai: InkArtist

Neji: HNeji

Shisui: ItsMe!

Tsunade: FistsofFury

Kakashi: Scarecrow

Kurenai: AsumasGirl

Anko: Kissmyass

Genma: BoobsRgreat

Shizune: Gottaluvpoison

Azuma: Smoky

Dan: IbikiisHOTT!

Ibiki: NopainNogain

Iruka: WhyMe!

Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto

Sakura's POV:

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I hate airplanes. They always made me sick. I don't really know why, but every time I enter an airplane, my stomach churns and I feel the need to puke. I think it's the smell that airplanes have. But airplanes are a necessary evil. Suna is in the middle of a desert, and the easiest way to get out of there is by airplane. My best friends Matsuri, Tenten, Ino and Hinata were there to wish me a good trip. I invited them to come with me, but they had boy problems to solve. I envy their courage. I am simply running away from mine.

I did ask myself the questions that Kakashi told me. The only answer I got was that I am an idiot. I have spent so much time dreaming and thinking about Sasuke that I never actually saw him for whom he actually was. I was in love with a person that I created. In my head Sasuke is kind, gentlemanly, attentive... But he isn't any of that. He's always rude, calling me annoying and he never really cares about me. He chose an award over our friendship. And, in the end, he only made a move because his brother was making moves. Sasuke always wanted to surpass his brother. That's probably the only thing he really cares about.

And Itachi... I think Itachi really loves Sasuke, but he despises the way Sasuke acts. No wonder he always calls Sasuke foolish. Because Sasuke is foolish. I was so stupid. Itachi took a bullet for me, tried to cheer me up when I was down, and humiliated himself in front of my friends so that Ino would let him in her house to apologize for his brother... Itachi was the kind attentive gentleman I always wanted. And I never realized that. And now, I don't even have the guts to tell him I was wrong, to apologize and to tell him my feelings.

The airplane landed in Konoha and I thanked the heavens for it. If it took another half an hour, I would have puked. And I hate to puke. I waited until most of the passengers got out of the plane before I got up and got my hand luggage. It consisted of a backpack that had my laptop, cell phone wallet and other things inside and my 3ft tall stuffed tiger named Sebastian. I am a hopeless cuddlier in my sleep and I can only sleep if I am hugging Sebastian.

I walked out of the airplane and breathed the fresh air from the airport. It was such a relief! I took my suitcase and placed it in a cart and took a deep breath. I was anxious about meeting Tsunade. We have been friends for some time now and I really want to meet her. But I am also scared. Maybe Tsunade is not Tsunade but some old fart that lied to me the whole time and now wants to rape me. But that's probably me over thinking. I walked through the sliding doors and began to search for a busty blond haired, honey-eyed woman. But I didn't see any. There were lots of busty women and lots of blonds but there wasn't one who fit her description. Maybe she couldn't come? So I looked for Kakashi. There wasn't anyone with silver gravity-defying hair.

I walked to a nearby coffee shop and ordered a coffee. Maybe she was a little late. She said Kakashi was always late so maybe he got her late. I took out my cell phone and saw two new text messages.

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From: The Puppeteer

To: Cherry Blossom Princess

Hey, Saku. Stopped by your place today and you weren't there. Where are you?

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I told my parents to keep my travel secret. Dad didn't understand but after I explained everything to mom, she understood and agreed. I looked at the second text message:

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From: Snow White

To: Cherry Blossom Princess

Sasori, Deidara, Naruto-kun, Gaara and Itachi are asking where are you. They are worried. But we will keep our promise. ^_^ How was the trip? Did you survive the airplane? Have you already met up with your friend?

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I smiled at Hinata's text. I knew I could count on my friends. But I should reply to Sasori. I don't want them to know where I am, but I also don't want them to worry.

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From: Cherry Blossom Princess

To: Puppeteer

It's none of your business where I am. I am fine. Don't worry. Please relay the message to the others. I don't want to keep repeating myself.

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From: Cherry Blossom Princess

To: Snow White

Trip was fine. I barely made it. She is late. But she'll be here. Good Luck with Naruto.

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I had just finished texting Hinata when I saw a busty blonde with honey colored eyes dragging a silver gravity-defying haired man. I smirked. I guess Kakashi is the reason why Tsu-chan was late.

"You bastard! We're late and it's all your fault! Sakura-chan's plane has already arrived and we weren't here because you were late!" She yelled. I got up from my seat and walked towards them. Kakashi said something I couldn't hear, but it only made Tsunade angrier.

"To Hell with your crappy excuses! If you're going to be late, at least get yourself a good excuse! Or warn me ahead of time so I can leave your sorry ass behind!"

I called to her, I wasn't angry or anything because she was late. I was kinda expecting that. It only amused me to see her angry at Kakashi. But, Kakashi did give me a great advice so maybe I should save him, before she decided that words weren't enough and would begin to beat him.

"Tsu-chan! Over here!"

She looked at me and I could see relief, happiness and some other emotion that softened her stare.

"Sakura-chan! I'm so happy to finally see you!" She ran to me and gave me a bear hug. I thought Naruto's bear hug were strong and almost unbearable, but Tsunade's... I could feel my ribs closing in my heart and my spine was bending in an unnatural way. Breathing became very difficult.

"Nade. Let her go or you'll break her in two." I heard Kakashi's voice from behind Tsunade.

She let me go and I gasped for air. I straightened up and smiled at her.

"You're just like I pictured you." I said.

"I thought your hair color would be a little darker, but this lighter shade goes well with you. If it were on anyone else it would be weird, but it fits you." She answered. I smiled. It was the second time I heard that. The first person who told me that was Deidara.

"So... I figured you're late because of Kakashi-san." I said.

"Yeah... I got lost on the road of life..." He answered.

"When I heard that you gave crappy excuses, I didn't imagine they were this bad." I said. And it was true. I was expecting something like, I lost track of time or something. But getting lost on the road of life...

"He was probably reading Icha Icha Paradise." Tsunade said.

Kakashi took my cart and began pushing it to where their car was, while Tsunade and I followed him, chatting.

"So... You said you'd sleep on the couch and let me keep the bed, but I don't agree with that. I don't mind sleeping on the couch." I said. I was already imposing myself, since she didn't invite me, I invited myself, and so I wanted to sleep on the couch.

"Hell no! You're the guest! You shouldn't sleep on the couch!" She said.

"If I don't get to sleep on the couch, I won't sleep at all!" I stubbornly said. No one bested me at being stubborn.

"Fine! Then don't sleep!" I was expecting her to give in, not to take my challenge.

"Yare, Yare. You two should stop fighting over something so silly." Kakashi butted in our conversation.

Tsunade looked at him with an evil smile on her lips.

"You're right, Kashi. I have a better idea. You'll sleep on the couch and Sakura will get your bed."

I felt bad about Kakashi. But from Tsunade's last email, the way he was treating her... I think he kinda deserved it. Besides, using his room would give me an opportunity to snoop around and see if I could find anything interesting.

Tsunade's POV:

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Thank God! Sakura is not a horny teenage boy! I thought to myself as I walked up the stairs to our apartment. The gang was already inside waiting to surprise Saku with her mini party. During a part of the car ride, I noticed that Saku was either texting or glancing out the window in a deep thought. I didn't want to bother her about it in the car, because I knew that Kashi would have been eavesdropping. So I figured I would wait until we were alone to talk about it. And out of spite I made Kashi carry all of her bags up the stairs.

It serves him right for the way he has been treating me. At first he gave me mixed signals. One minute he would completely avoid me, and the next time he would kiss me senseless. And for the past 2 days he has been avoiding me.

A mixture of emotions washed over me. I wanted to cry, get mad, and hell I even wanted to trip him up the stairs just to bring some kind of joy to me. I need to tell my girls and Dan what's been going on. I concluded as I unlocked the door to let Saku in.

"Surprise!" yelled Kure, Asuma, Shizune, Genma, Anko, Iruka, Dan and Ibiki.

I wanted to die of laughter from the shocked look on Saku's face.

"I don't believe it! You guys did this for me!" she yelled.

"It was all Nade's idea" Shizune said smiling

"Tsu-chan, you shouldn't have"

"Yea, yea it was no big deal. Come on let me introduce you to everyone."

As I introduced Sakura to all of my friends, I noticed that someone was missing.

"And this is Shizune" I said "Hey Shizune where is Genma"

"I don't know he was here just a minute a-"

"AAAAHHHHHHHH!" Saku screamed

I turned to see what was wrong and couldn't believe my eyes. That damn pervert Genma had the audacity to grab Saku's boobs! I mean yes that is his special way of welcoming her to our group, but he should have known better.

"Hmm, you're a little on the small side. Definitely smaller than Nade and my Shizune, but their quite nice and fit you." he said

He did not just say that. This was the thought that ran through our minds. Saku, Shizune, and I had the same angry glare in our eyes.

"You Bastard!" we shouted

And we proceeded to beat him down. Shizune was the first to stop, then I stopped, but Sakura wasn't letting up anytime soon.

"How dare you grab my boobs? And then you have the nerve to say I have small boobs! I'll have you know that I am a growing girl!" she yelled

My heart beat with joy as I continued to watch Genma's beat down. I couldn't help but to feel like a proud big sister. Finally, being satisfied with the beating she gave, she stopped.

"Damn, she's like a mini Nade" he said

I smiled and said

"Now that's definitely a good way to start off a party."

A few hours later the party started to wind down.

"Nade! Why don't we have a huge slumber party here, so that we can get to know Sakura-chan better?" Dan shouted.

"That's not a bad idea." I agreed

"Why don't we go home, pack some clothes and come back." Kure added

"Hell, I don't have shit to do tomorrow so I'm down!" Anko concurred

"What do you think Saku?" I asked

"I think it's a great idea." She exclaimed

"Well since I planned in advance, I just have to go down to my car and get my overnight bag." Dan said

"Me too!" the rest of the girls said sheepishly, but I wasn't surprised that they did that.

"Can I stay too?" Genma asked

"Hell no!" we chorused and Genma had the nerve to pout.

"Well I have to get going, Dan. I have to work in the morning, try not to have to much fun without me." Ibiki said and gave Dan a quick kiss on his lips before walking out the door.

"Awwwww" all of us girls cooed at the sight

Slowly the rest of the guys left, Kashi had gone to his room right after Ibiki left. I wasn't surprise that he left so soon, since he was still avoiding me.

"Hey Anko, where are you going?" Saku questioned.

I was so wrapped up in my thoughts about Kashi that I didn't even notice Anko heading to the door.

"Well Pinky, I figured that since we are having a slumber party I would go to my car and get all of my booze, so that we can get drunk."

"Don't call me Pinky."

"Sakura have you ever drank alcohol before?" I asked

"I only had a sip of Itachi-kun's wine on our date before those robbers came."

"WHAT ROBBERS?" Dan yelled

I noticed that Saku started to get nervous and decided to give her an encouraging hug.

"It's okay, Saku. They are the best friends that I could ever ask for. Whatever you say won't leave this room unless you give them permission." I could see her smile grow and knew that she would tell them.

"While you tell them, I'm going to get some extra pillows and blankets. Why don't all of you push back the couches so that we can have a bigger sleeping area on the floor." I got up just as Saku began to replay her disastrous date to them.

I couldn't help but to feel hypocritical. Here I was encouraging Saku to trust my friends and I couldn't even tell them the things going on between Kashi and me. I thought I was doing the right thing by not letting them worry about me, as the pain of keeping everything inside of me continued to grow worse. But these are my best friends and best friends are supposed to be there for one another. And at that moment I knew that I had to tell them. I needed to let go of all this pain bottled up inside of me. I knew that my friends would help me through this.

With that decision made, I gathered the last blanket and started to walk back to girls, when I crashed into a hard body.

"Oh Kashi, sorry about that"

"Hn" There he goes again with the avoidance, but this time I will not back down. We are going to talk whether he likes it or not.

"I was wondering if we could talk for a moment." I said in a soft voice. Yea I know that was weak, but it's a start.

"Actually Nade, I'm heading out" He tried to walk away but I blocked his path.

"It won't take long."

"I really should get going" still trying to get around me but I wasn't letting him through until we talked.

"Kashi we really need to talk"

"Look I really don't want to talk right now and I need to go." His voice sounded a little agitated

"Where do you have to go that so important that you can't talk to me for a few minutes?"

"THAT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!" he roared at me.

I gasped dropping all of the items in my hand. Although Kashi and I argued, he has never yelled at me with so much rage. Jealousy yes! Rage no! I could my feel my heart starting to break in two.

"Am I that much of a nuisance that you want to distance yourself from me." I said trying to hold back the tears that threatened to fall. I could see that he regretted what he said but I really didn't want to deal with it at the moment.

"Nade I didn't mean it like-"

"Just go" I spoke sadly and dropped to my knees.

"Nade" He tried to reach out to me but was stopped

"Kakashi I think that you should spend the night at Genma's house tonight." Dan said. I looked up to see Dan, Sakura, Kure, Shizune and Anko all standing behind me. Apparently, they must have heard his yell too. I couldn't see it but I heard Kashi sigh and walk out of our apartment. It wasn't until I heard the door close that I finally allowed of those tears to flow freely.

"Oh Tsu-chan" Saku said as she embraced me in a tight hug.

"Nade, what's going on?" Kure inquired. I looked at Saku and saw her nod her head at me. I took a deep breath and told them everything that has happened from Dan's phone call, to the kiss, to the mixed signals he was giving and finally up to this point now.

I felt so exhausted from relaying the story, it took me awhile because I couldn't stop crying. Just when I thought I was done crying, I felt Dan lifting me up and carrying me back to the living to sit on the floor. The pain of what happened returned again and I buried my face into Dan chest and continued to cry my heart out. I could feel each one of my friends encircled me.

My tears had finally subsided. I glanced to each of my friends and noticed their worried faces. I was so grateful to have such wonderful friends.

"Nade we are here for you."

"Thanks Shizune"

"No matter what happens"

"I know Kure and I'm sorry for not telling you guys what happened."

"Its okay girl, but all of the mushy stuff is making me sick. Its time to get drunk!"

I laughed. Only Anko would be the one to say something like that. It was her unique way of cheering me up.

"Yea!" Saku shouted excitedly

I looked at her with a little bit of shock.

"What? I really want to try alcohol and I think it would be a good way for Tsu-chan to get rid of a little pain!" Saku continued

This girl will never cease to amaze me. I thought. In so many ways it felt like I was staring at a younger version of myself.

"You're right. I think that drinking will help me."

"Well since you said that, I think that next week we should have a huge girls night out at that new dance club they just built!" Dan cried out excitedly

I took the glass of sake that Anko handed me, downed it one big gulp and said, "You know what Dan that isn't a bad idea at all."

Sakura's POV:

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Oh my gawd! I liked Kakashi! I thought he was wise, pervy and funny! I thought he would be perfect for my Tsu-chan, but after the way he treated her, I'm beginning to have second thoughts! No man should ever mistreat a woman! Ever! I'll leave all my troubles behind and I'll help Tsu-chan. And I'm finally going to get wasted!

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From: Inolicious

To: Cherry Blossom Princess

Report! I wanna know everything!

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I smiled at Ino's text. Maybe she could give me some ideas. And I could make her jealous because I'm going clubbing and getting free alcohol and she isn't!

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From:Cherry Blossom Princess

To: Inolicious

Tsu-chan is amazing! I am loving this! And... Kakashi is not exactly what I expected... Guess what? I'm going clubbing! AND in Konoha I am of legal age so I can get wasted. SHANNARO!

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I smirked. Ino would be so jealous.

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From: Inolicious

To: Cherry Blossom Princess

Go rot in hell, Billboard Brow! Maybe he's under stress because you're there. What are you wearing? I already got wasted before. It's awesome as it lasts, but the day after sucks.

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Ino has a point. Tsu-chan had mentioned the fact that Kakashi had been jealous before. Maybe he thinks Tsu-chan and I are going to start a gay relationship. Wait. I don't know what to wear!

"TSU-CHAAAN! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WEAR!" I screamed.

Four hours later we were at the club. And I just realized that clubbing isn't exactly my style. The music is too loud, the smell is too strong and alcohol burns my throat! Tsu-chan seems to love alcohol thought. She's already at her eighth glass of sake. I am still on my second. Clubbing is so not a good idea. Some guy came hitting on Dan, thinking he was a girl. Can't blame him though. That long light blue hair is shinier than mine! Anko and Shizune are making out in a corner and Kurenai, our designated driver is taking pictures. She's smart. That's great blackmail material. I finished my second cup and Tsu-chan begun her ninth.

"Aren't you going to dance?" I asked her.

"Naw. Sake is better." she answered. She was already beginning to slur the words.

"Hey, cutie. Wanna dance?" someone asked me. I turned to face him. He had a bowl cut shaped hair, huge eyebrows and eyes that looked like bugs.

"Ah, no... Thanks."

"My name is Rock Lee and I am the proud apprentice of Konoha's Wild Green Beast!" He exclaimed doing a freaky pose and smiling. His teeth flashed.

"No thank you! I... I already have a partner!" I grabbed Dan and dragged him to the dance floor.

"Uhh... Sakura-chan... I'm not... I mean... I'm gay!" he said, embarrassed.

"Yes, I know! But that freaky guy over there doesn't! Please, Dan, help me!" I begged him. He looked over at Rock Lee and instantly understood.

"Oh. I see. He's Maito Guy's apprentice!"

"Dan, the least I know about him, the better it is for me." I said. I really didn't want to think about that guy. Dan was an awesome dancer. I really had loads of fun. But my cellphone rang and I checked it. There were five unread messages. I went back to my spot next to Tsu-chan and began to read them.

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From: Snow White

To: Cherry Blossom Princess; Inolicious; Buns4Life; FireworksRpretty

I did it! I told Naruto-kun that I liked him! He asked me to be his girlfriend and I didn't faint!

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I smiled. Hinata-chan was all settled then. And she made such progress!

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From: Cherry Blossom Princess

To: Snow White

Way to go, Hina-chan!

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From: Troublesome...

To: Cherry Blossom Princess

Where are you? I need to talk to you. Ino just dumped me! I need a reason! What did I do wrong?

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I chose not to answer that. If Ino didn't tell him the reason, it was mean of her. And I am so not going to meddle in this. Poor Shika though.

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From: Katsu!

To: Cherry Blossom Princess

Hey, Saku. Sasori is bearing the hysterical. Where the hell are you? We looked everywhere! Itachi just got out of the hospital. He's also looking for you.

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So, Itachi-kun got out of the hospital? I'm glad. This way he can stay away from all the rabid nurses.

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From: Cherry Blossom Princess

To: Katsu!; The Puppeteer

I'm not in town. I'm visiting a friend. Stop pestering me! I'm fine!

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That should settle things.

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From: CrimsonCrow

To: Cherry Blossom Princess

We need to talk.

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So Itachi.I was expecting a worried message! Not four words! Friggin asshole! Just because of that, I'm not going to answer him! A white haired guy just approached Tsu-chan! By the way she's giggling and blushing, she knows him and they're flirting. That's good. Take her mind out of Kakashi for a bit.

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From: ItsMe!

To: Cherry Blossom Princess

Yo! It's me, Shisui. Itachi's cousin? Well my cousin is really worried about you. And it's driving me crazy! He hasn't left my loft for five hours! He keeps on rambling about you and Sasuke-chan and many more things! Stop running away and come back to face the mess you've made of my cousin! At least tell me where you are. I promise I won't tell Itachi, but him knowing that I know where you are and that you're in a good place out of danger will ease his mind. I need some time alone with my fiance and my cousin won't leave my loft!

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I laughed at Shisui's message. Maybe I could tell him. Just to ease Itachi-kun's mind a bit. I never wanted to worry everyone that much. But I guess simply leaving without saying a word or leaving a trace has it's consequences...

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From: Cherry Blossom Princess

To ItsMe!

Hey. I'm in Konoha. I'm staying at a best friend's house. I'm fine... And I'm not running away. I'm taking some time to myself so that I can think away from any influences. Please tell Itachi-kun that I'm fine.

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I was about to put my phone away when I decided to send Itachi a message.

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From Cherry Blossom Princess

To: Crimson Crow

I'm fine and safe. Don't worry! I'm at a friends house! Stop bugging your cousin! He wants to have sex with his fiance! Go home and rest! You just got out of the hospital. And no! I'm not going to tell you where I am. Shisui knows and he can guarantee you that I'm well. Go home!

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I had just put my phone in my bag when it rang.

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From: CrimsonCrow

To: Cherry Blossom Princess

Fine. I was worried. I miss you.

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That made me feel very guilty. He was worried about me. He missed me. He liked me. And I chose his brother! An asshole that doesn't even get worried about me when I go missing! I'm such an idiot! I shoved my phone back in my purse, fighting not to cry. I turned to face Tsu-chan. I wanted to get out of that club. But, I was so surprised to see her kissing the guy that she was flirting with before. I can understand flirting. But kissing? Tsu-chan! Don't make the same mistakes I made!

I grabbed my cellphone and called Kakashi.

"Hello?" he answered.

"Get your ass to Club Leaf right now! Tsu-chan is about to make a huge mistake! And now it's your turn to be the knight in shining armor! Don't miss this golden opportunity, you hear me! If you miss it, you'll loose her! DO something, now!"

Tsunade's POV:

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99 bottles of sake on the wall, 99 bottles of sake. You take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of sake on the wall.

Ok so I'm well past drunk by now. I haven't had 99 bottles of sake but that was a goal for me to reach before I passed out. I was currently at glass number 15 now. I could tell that Saku wasn't really enjoying this club and I don't blame her. I usually prefer the lounge clubs that we go to, they are more relaxing and comfortable to go to, but Dan picked this place and the drinks were half off. Although, I think that the bartender was giving me mine and my friends for free, since I caught him staring at my boobs a couple of times. Oh well more sake for me.

In my earlier glance around the club I noticed, Dan being hit on by a guy, Anko and Shizune, being piss drunk, making out with each other and Kure taking blackmail pictures. If I was in my right frame of mind I would be doing the same thing too but. I bet Genma will appreciate those pictures. I giggle to myself at that look of horror that Shizune will have once she see them,

I downed my drink, ordered another, and decided to look at my text that I received today.

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From: IbikiisHOTT!

To: FistsofFury

Nade! I found the perfect club for us 2 go 2 2nite. They just opened and the drinks are half off. Make sure u wear a tight shirt 2 show off ur breasts.

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From: Kissmyass

To: FistsofFury

U better wear a shirt that shows off ur girls. I heard that the bartender at Club Leaf is a guy and I want free drinks

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I laughed at both of them. It was a known fact in our group that every time we go clubbing I am forced to wear a top that accentuates my breast, all of us get free drinks for the rest of the night. That only if the bartender is a guy, but if it was a girl then we would just have Dan flirt with her and she will be like putty in his hands.

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From: Scarecrow

To: FistsofFury

Nade it been a week! How long is it going to be b4 u speak 2 me, cook 4 me, hell even hit me. I'm sorry for what I said and how I said it.

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I decided not to respond to that text, just like I haven't responded to any of his other text this past week. I just don't feel ready to talk to him yet.

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From: AsumasGirl

To: FistsofFury

I don't have anything 2 wear 2nite! I want 2 make Asuma jealous. Can u believe he had the nerve 2 stare another woman's ass and I was next to him.

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From: Smoky

To: FistsofFury

Why the hell is Kure so mad me. It sucks that u r not talking to Kakashi but why is she taking it out on me. Hell she wont even let me kiss her.

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I swear some of the guys I know can be so damn dense.

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From: FistsofFury

To: AsumasGirl

Ugh! Men! We will find u the sexist outfit there is Kure. Don't worry ur boo will regret looking at another chick once he sees u tonite.

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From: FistsofFury

To: Smoky

Well maybe if you didn't let ur eyes wander to another chick's ass u wouldn't be in the doghouse now. And don't b bringing up me and Kashi's situation. That doesn't have anything to do with Kure being pissed at u.

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Hmmph. It would serve Asuma right if Kure decides not to have sex with him tonight.

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From: Scarecrow

To: FistsofFury

I can't take this silent treatment from u. We have to talk. I need to explain why I said what I said.

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Damn him. Now he wants to talk to me. Well to bad I don't feel like talking.

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From: WhyMe!

To: FistsofFury

Ok. So u caught me. I don't know why I'm so drawn to her, its confusing as hell. We are polar opposites. U better not tell anyone else about my crush on Anko.

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I caught Iruka staring at Anko at Saku's surprise mini party but I had just gotten around to questioning him about it today. Although they are polar opposites, I hope that things work out for them. I like seeing my friends happy.

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From: Gottaluvpoison

To: FistsofFury

Tell me why I am dating a pervert again. Would u believe he had the balls to tell me that he wouldn't mind watching me kiss other women. It is one of his biggest fantasies.

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I was so not surprise that Genma told her that. She just answered her own question. Her boyfriend is a pervert through and through and she loves him just for who he is.

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From: NopainNogain

To: FistsofFury

How is the silent treatment working? I bet it is torture 4 Kakashi. If u need anymore ideas on how to make him suffer even more, I have a few that you may like.

From: Scarecrow.

To: FistsofFury

I'm not going 2 stop texting u. I'm not going to stop trying to talk to u, until we settle this.

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Ugh! That damn stubborn bastard just won't leave me the hell alone.

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From: BoobsRgreat

To: FistsofFury

Please please please talk to him! He is working my last nerves with his constant sulking. I'm sick of seeing his face every nite for dinner bcuz u refuse to feed him. So I'm begging u Nade please talk to him and hear him out. U may even understand why he did what he did. On a side note do u think Shizune may be interested in kissing other girls. It's a fantasy of mine that wont leave. ;-)

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From: Scarecrow

To: FistsofFury

I miss u Nade. Please forgive me

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I put my phone back up and started to think. Was I taking things too seriously? Should I talk to him? More and more thought of second-guessing myself continues to run through my mind as I took drink after drink.

"Well, well look at what we have here."

I turned to look at who was talking to me. I noticed that he had long white hair and was way past drunk like me. He sort of looked like Kashi's godfather Pervy Jiraya, but that couldn't be him. The last I heard he was out "researching" new material for his pervy, porn book that Kashi stays glued to.

"Can I buy you another drink?" he said.

"Sure" I said with a big drunk smile. I really should have said no, but hell it was free and I was going to take it.

More and more glasses of sake came our way and in the midst of our drinking we somehow managed to flirt with each other. As the alcohol coursed its way into system, my sense was becoming more and more numb. Little by little I let go of all of my inhibition and went with the flow.

I didn't even notice the Jiraya look alike leaning down to capture my lips. Hell I didn't even care that I was currently making out with a complete stranger. The kiss wasn't as passionate and sweet like Kashi's was. This guy's kiss was sloppy and full of liquor.

I would have stopped it, but the alcohol was interfering with the communication between my brain and my nerves. The alcohol was saying, keep going this is the right thing to do but my brain was saying STOP HEIFER, STOP! YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET IT!

In my surrounding, I could hear Saku yelling at someone to get their ass to Club Leaf now, but who cares about who she was yelling at.

After what seemed liked 15 minutes of a drunken make out session, I felt myself being pulled away from my drunk kissing partner and being pulled into another pair of arms. These arms felt so comfortable and so familiar.

"UNCLE JIRAYA! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" yelled the voice

"Well my dear godson, I was clearly making out with that little cutie you have there before you rudely interrupted us. Have I told you the importance of not cock blocking. Now if you don't mind I would like to continue what I was previously doing.

At this point you could hear a pin drop. All of the other patrons in the club had quieted down to hear what was going on. And just as Jiraya made another advance towards me, I felt myself being moved out of reach again.

"THE HELL YOU WILL CONTINUE! YOU WON'T LAY ANOTHER HAND OR YOUR LIPS ON MY NADE!"

Wait a minute! Did that voice say Jiraya? I WAS MAKING OUT WITH JIRAYA! In a brief moment of soberness I look at the white haired stranger again and noticed it was indeed Jiraya. Oh my God, Oh my God, I am going to be sick. If I make if through this experience alive I will never drink past 50 glasses of sake again.

Wait! Did Jiraya say godson? My mind was working overtime now. There was only person I knew that he called that. PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE KASHI. PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE KASHI. I chanted over and over to myself before I decided to take a look at whose arms I was in. I looked up and wished I could die. Curse my bad luck.

I would be the one to get piss drunk, make out with Pervy Jiraya and then be rescued by Kashi. My mind went back to Saku yelling at someone to get their ass to Club Leaf. Curse her and her loyalty to Kashi for his stupid advice he gave her. I needed to get out of this club and fast.

"Let me go Kakashi" I slurred

"Hell no, me and you are going home."

"You must be out of your damn mind if you think I'm going anywhere with you."

"You and me are leaving here and going home to talk. And if you resist me I will throw you over my shoulder and carry you out of this damn club." He growled at me.

"You wouldn't dare." I responded and in an instant I was lifted into the air.

"YOU BASTARD! PUT ME DOWN!" I pounded on his back. I hoped that I was pounding hard enough to hurt his back and to make him put me down. But he just turned and walked out of the club with me on his shoulder as if I was nothing more than a feather. As he reached outside of the club I could hear the music turn back on.

Curse my friends for not coming to my rescue. And Curse Saku for calling Kashi. Little did Kashi know I wasn't going to go anywhere with him without a fight.

"I said put me down you stubborn mule!" I continued to beat on his back in a drunken fit as he continued to walk to his car.

"Hn"

"Don't you dare give me that monosyllabic word. I mean it put me down this instant."

"No."

"No? What the hell do you mean no? Have you lost your damn mind?" I said

"No, I'm quite fine, but if you don't stop yelling and pounding my back, I'm going to spank you til your ass is sore." He threatened

"You wouldn't-" I stopped myself. The last time I said that he did exactly what he said he would do. I wouldn't be surprised if he did spank me and find some kind of joy in it. The fight in me began to disappear in defeat. Damn him.

"I see you realized that I will spank you if you had continued. Smart decision. We have a lot to talk about Nade and we are going to talk tonight at home," he proclaimed and I slumped on his shoulder even more.

Oh Great. I thought to myself. Now what is going to happen to me, Fuck! Now I really wished I would have never drank 62 shots of sake. It looks like I'm in for a long night.

Sakura's POV:

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"Did I just see Kakashi fling Tsunade on his shoulder and carry her out of here?" Dan asked me.

Ah... I wasn't sure if it was rethorical or not, but I decided to answer anyways.

"Umm. Yes?" I felt really, really bad. Now Tsu-chan was going to be in trouble because of me!

"So? How did Kakashi know that we were in this club and that Tsunade was making out with Jiraiya?" Anko joined us and asked.

I thought Anko was really scary and was afraid of what she would do with me, but I decided to push my luck and admit I was the one that had called Kakashi.

"I called him." I said. It was probably the alcohol, making me do such reckless things.

"Well, aren't you a dedicated little thing... If she had gone any further, she would have deeply regretted it. And with the amount of sake that she had ingested... She wouldn't have listened to us." Anko said. I smiled at her. I was very happy that I had done the right thing.

"I'm glad that I stopped her from doing the mistakes I made." I said sadly.

"Aw, Sakura! Don't be so down! You're young! And you fail to know the thing that makes men make moves." Anko said smugly.

"What is it?"

"Possessiveness. They take us for granted. All of them. And when they see that they are about to lose us, they make moves." Anko grinned and Dan nodded. That made me more confused. Those words had many meanings. They could mean that both Sasuke and Itachi liked me. But it also gave me an awesome idea.

"Hey, Anko-chan, I just had an amazing idea!"

"Oh? Please, do share!"

To: InoTheBeautiful – sunamail com

From: Sakura Haruno – sunamail com

Subject: The announcement of the year.

Hey Ino.

I found the love of my life here in Konoha. He's perfect for me. Handsome, polite, rich, and he loves me so much. It was love at first sight! I... I'm not fully sure about my love for him, I mean, it's still hard to forget Itachi-kun. But... He asked me to marry him! And I accepted. I'm going to live here in Konoha with him. But don't worry I can visit you guys anytime! Please tell these amazing news to the others!

Love Always,

Sakura.

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