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"His name is Norway. Norway, this will be your roommate Denmark." The Danish man stated calmly and Denmark was smirking to himself still thinking about how to get out of serving.

"Denmark. Norway is from Norway and the reason why he-" The Danish man started to say, but then he stopped.

"Will you kick me out if I kiss Norway?" Denmark asked innocently and he completely missed Norway's annoyed expression.

"No, but he would kick your ass and the other men would kick your ass." The Danish man stated bluntly and he glared at Denmark for a moment. "I would suggest against doing anything to Norway."

"Huh, but he is so tiny and ado-" Denmark started to say, but then he stopped because of Norway's cold glare.

"Norway does not talk much, but he follows orders." The Danish man told him.

"Hey, Norway clean everything." Denmark said happily and he smiled brightly at Norway.

"Denmark. I meant from commanding officers and those in charge." The Danish man snapped in annoyance.

"Oh." Denmark muttered and he crossed his arms.

"Here is a hand out and I'm leaving." The Danish man told him and he briefly gave Norway a pitying glance. Norway sighed heavily and then looked blankly at Denmark.

"I can help you get kicked out." Norway said softly to Denmark and he really wanted to help.

"Wow, really Norway. You are cool." Denmark commented cheerfully and Norway nodded. Of course Norway didn't mention it was because he found Denmark already to be annoying and didn't want to share a room with him.

"Did they force you to join?" Denmark asked lightly and he was sure the answer was going to be Yes.

"No." Norway muttered quietly.

"Huh?" Denmark asked in a confused tone and he raised an eyebrow.

"Last year I received my parent's permission and I use to be in the Norway military, but then I was transfer here." Norway muttered quietly and he looked at Denmark with dull eyes as he added. "I was transferred here. I have no idea why they would do such a thing."

"How old are you?" Denmark asked in a curious voice and he walked over to Norway. His hands were on Norway's hips and he had a thoughtful look on his face.

"It is impossible to tell by hip size." Norway commented calmly and he smoothly grabbed Denmark's hands.

"Oops. How old are you?" Denmark asked again and Norway released his hands.

"I'm seventeen." Norway stated flatly and he was getting bored with these questions, but did not tell Denmark.

"When did you join?" Denmark asked in a curious voice and he was sure it must have been really recent or something.

"When I was sixteen years old." Norway commented causally and he watched in slight amusement when Denmark gapped in shock.

"Norway, why? I'm eighteen and just why?" Denmark asked and his eyes were wide in shock. Norway sighed to himself and he rolled his eyes in annoyance, but Denmark completely missed the irritated expression.

"It is getting late." Norway stated calmly and Denmark missed the glare that was thrown his way.

",But it is only 8:00PM." Denmark whined and Norway shook his head, but then walked over to his own bed and sat down while looking at Denmark with expressionless eyes. Denmark followed him and Norway is going to try his best at getting Denmark kicked out of the military.

"Say, Norway. Would they kick me out if I slept in the same bed as you?" Denmark asked and he had a feeling the answer would be Yes.

"No. They wouldn't kick you out." Norway replied firmly and he just wanted to fall asleep.

"I never told anyo-" Denmark started to say, but then he broke off and looked away for a moment.

"I'm going to be alone." Norway stated dully and he was not sure how long he would last with Denmark as his roommate.

"Come on. Please I want to be kicked out." Denmark said in a pleading voice and he thought for sure if caught he would be kicked out.

"Fine. I do not care." Norway stated bluntly and he went to sleep, but Denmark remained awake for a few minutes.

'Wow, I never knew a guy could be so slender and crap.' Denmark mentally thought to himself and then he rolled his eyes. "Screw it. He looks so pretty and a bit girlish in a way. So I guess I found out my answer. I'm bisexual.'

Denmark fell asleep and in his sleep held Norway like a teddy bear.

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