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"Commander, I see something." Denmark said in a calm and collect tone.
"What is it Denmark?" The Danish Commander asked calmly.
"A unicorn killing a fairy that was stripping in a sluttish way, Sir." Denmark stated in a serious voice and he forced himself not to smirk.
"He has been trying to get kicked out, Sir." The Danish Solider commented and he glared for a moment at Denmark.
"Denmark, You will not be kicked out." The Danish Commander stated firmly.
",But I'm fucking crazy." Denmark whined and Norway covered up his own face while shaking his head.
"No. You are trying to get out of serving your country." The Danish Soldier said bluntly and he shook his head.
"What if I said Italy's military could totally like kick our ass." Denmark said loudly and he smirked to himself.
"Norway, Please get Denmark out of my sight." The Danish Commander managed to say and he did not look too pleased with Denmark's words.
"Heh, I think-" Denmark started to say, but Norway kicked him and then dragged him away.
"Right now, You are trying to get yourself killed not kicked out." Norway stated bluntly and his arms were crossed in annoyance.
"Yikes, I don't want to die yet. I have not had sex!" Denmark said loudly and his eyes were wide. Norway sighed and he wished that Denmark would get kicked out already.
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