disclaimer: if I owned them, I wouldn't be writing this, now would I?
sorcerousfang: okay, so I've had this random idea in my head since I started reading anime insider (which I also do not own!). if you've read it, you'd know the little anime match-up page they have in every issue. well, I sent one in.
sesshomaru: Let me out!
sorcerousfang: ...not until you promise not to attack me for writing random things that would never happen to you.
sesshomaru: I promise! I promise! Hey, get your filty hands offa me!
fan-girl: but you're so cute and fluffy!
sesshomaru: help!
Inuyasha: awww...don't let him out ye-t.
sorcerousfang: after the fic.
sesshomaru: no, now, please don't leave me! you're not that mean! I never meant what i said, and you are not short! just let me outta here-!
sorcerousfang: one minute...
Sesshomaru glanced around. Something was definately off.
It wasn't Rin; she was still talking as usual, and Jaken just sat there like always critizing her words. Something, though, nagged at him. It was like he was being stared at by someone in disguise, and these stupid flowers were hiding his scent.
He stood, and suddenly a very high pitched squeal with a slightly male undertone sounded around him.
Ayame jumped out of the bushes, unable to hide his excitment any longer. His hair was beautiful. His figure gorgous. And his clothes made him mad with excitement. If he could get him to model his outfits, his store would be famous, not to mention he could get the design for his beautiful kimono!
He squealed again, and ran up to the unsuspecting demon lord.
"Have you ever thought of a modeling career? I can make it heppen! Let me see here..."
Sesshomaru waited impatiently for the human to remove the strange rope from him, and growled in a warning tone. The weird human gasped, but it wasn't from his growl as he had wished it to be. Ayame, who was holding his left sleeve, had just discovered he was short a limb.
"Oh, I'm so terribly sorry! I did not know! Under these sleeves it's so hard to- hey, what kind of silk is this?"
"Who are you, and how dare you act so rudely to Lord Sesshomaru!"
Jaken had intervened, and Ayame stared at him like he was...nothing. In fact he ignored the green imp and hurriedly apologized and introduced himself.
"Begone."
Sesshomaru interrupted his rant with a simple word and Ayame gasped at his tone.
"Well that's not nice. I could give you the chance of a life time. Oh, you're so much like poor little Yuki. He doesn't accept his little talent either, and-"
He stopped at the tug on his pant leg.
Rin looked up at him, and before she could say what she was going to, he scooped her up in a giant hug and cooed at her adoribleness. When she could breathe, she looked at him a little strangely and said, "You're making Lord Sesshomaru mad, and he's a bit scary when he's mad, so please stop."
Although her words were a bit late. Ayame suddenly felt hot breath on his shoulder, and turned around to meet a giant pair of red eyes and an equally large dog nose.
The Winna! (that also belongs to them -.-;)
"I'msorryIevertriedtogetyoutodosomethingsoridiculousIwillneverdoitagainpleasedon'tkillme!"
Dog Sesshomaru hovered dangerously over him, aura growing steadly. Rin backed away with Jaken who stated for the third time that he told him so, and she yelled over him after the fifth.
"Lord Sesshomaru, please don't kill Ayame-san. He said he was sorry."
The giant dog, who Ayame was now convinced might have been Shigure's long-lost second cousin twice removed, cocked his head at her voice and sighed in a surprisingly un-dog-like manner. Then a pinkish cloud surrounded him, and he reverted back to the nicer looking humanoid form whom everyone much preferred. Ayame bowed many times over, pleading for his life.
"Don't attempt that again, human, for I will not fail to kill you next time."
Rin walked up to her Lord and apologized for telling him what to do, then walked over to Ayame.
"You have some surprising control over that man, little girl."
She smiled and whispered to him, "Lord Sesshomaru's a dog demon, so he tends to be loyal to his friends."
Ayame nodded his head in understanding and watched them walk away without another word. Then her words sent a chill down his spine.
"Did she say demon?"
sorcerousfang: and if you couldn't tell, that's Ayame from Fruba (another thing of which I have no ownership of).
sesshomaru: -panting- never...again...never.
sorcerousfang: obsessive fan-girl torture. get yours at wal-mart.
Fan-girl: come ba-ck. Fluffy! I want to-
sorcerousfang: whoa, hey, this is a rated teen, not x!
fan-girl: I was gonna say hug...
sesshomaru: -kicks glass wall- ha! take that you stupid fan-girls! You can't get me now! Nyaaa!
Inuyasha: as much as I love seeing him like this- hey wait. Did he just stick out his tounge?
Kagome: oh, wow.
Shippo: he's acting like Inuyasha.
sorceress-of-faith: popcorn! popcorn! Get your popcorn!
Inuyasha: Mine.
sorceress-of-faith: That'll be 10 bucks.
sorcerousfang: hehehe...well, next time you see me, i'm sure I'll be fending him off again. Sooner or later he'll realize that i never said he couldn't kill me for locking him in a giant glass container with overly obsessed fangirls from every country able to view Inuyasha...
sesshomaru: what was that?