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It was during the middle of lunch time and Denmark smirked to himself. He stripped out of his uniform and then stood up onto the table.
"I'm a sexy as hell woman trapped in a fucking handsome man's body." Denmark said loudly and proudly. His hands were on his hips and he was smirking smugly, but did not realize barely anyone so much as looked at him. Norway sighed to himself and then covered up his face in embarrassment for Denmark just had to add words.
'Now what do I do?' Denmark mentally thought to himself and he was completely ignored for everyone just kept on eating lunch, but a select few just rolled their eyes.
"I hate this lousy hanging equipment. Oh, cut if off. It is so long and big! Oh it is a curse for I'm really a woman inside of this terribly sexy as hell manly body! Cut it from me and flush it down the toilet! Be gone!" Denmark cried out loudly and he did not feel any sort of shame or embarrassment. He received several horrified looks, but then they shook their heads and resumed eating.
"Denmark, Get down from there. You are embarrassing yourself and they are ignoring you." Norway said quietly and Denmark sulked to himself.
'No wonder why some people say Danes are crazy. This would have worked in my country.' Norway thought to himself and he bite down on his lip. 'How on earth can I help Denmark get kicked out when everyone is so insane, but of course Denmark is crazy too.'
"What's wrong, Norway? You look about ready to cry." Denmark said in a slightly worried voice and he dressed back into his uniform.
'I miss my country it was peaceful and quiet. I miss my little brother Iceland. Working with these Danes are tiring. I want to at least have my own room again.' Norway thought and tears slowly fell down his pale cheeks. 'Denmark is so annoying, loud, and embarrassing. Why did they have to transfer me here into this Danish military? Am I just a guinea pig for the Norwegian military?'
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