disclaimer: …I do believe all the money that I might have used to buy the rights is going into my trip to Japan. Oh, crud…
sorcerousfang: yippie, guess who's back!
Sesshomaru: the person who humiliates me at every turn…
sorcerousfang: correct!
sorceress-of-faith: the person who's slow at updating.
sorcerousfang: also correct.
Inuyasha: the person who has gone psycho and trapped us here.
sorcerousfang: corr….Hey! now wait just a darn minute…
Sesshomaru: the person who can blow us up if we don't shut up.
sorcerousfang: That's better.
say, welcome back and enjoy his humiliation! brought to you by sorcerousfang.
Sesshomaru: …wait, again!?!?!?!
Another day, another beautiful-
"DAMN JERK!"
…oh heck, Another normal day in the feudal era.
Inuyasha and the gang had run in to Sesshomaru, and Sesshomaru, being the normally quite unhappy person he was when Rin didn't get the chance to give him flowers, decided to take all his anger about there not being enough flowers in the fall out on that poor, unsuspecting, little brother of his.
"Stupid cold weather…stupid hanyou…"
And he finally came to the conclusion that the stupid things liked to revolve around him, not including Rin, of course, because she was just a little naïve, like most human children were at her age.
Today it was his stupid brother and his friends and the stupid battle the stupid cold weather spawned, and then the sudden, giant, stupid hole that opened up in the ground beneath him, his brother, his brother's friends, and his wards.
As the dust around them settled, everyone realized they were uncomfortably piled on top of one another in the hole that resembled about twice the size of the bone-eater's well. Inuyasha had ended up on the bottom, cursing loudly at Sesshomaru for his armor, which was unforgivingly digging into his side, and Sesshomaru didn't like the idea of closed quarters around stupid people. Rin, thank the lord, had ended up on top of the bunch, but even the small comfort that gave him did little to relieve his anger.
Finally, once he got the giant boomerang out of his face, he shouted as loudly as possible that the people responsible for this hole were going to die by his claws, to which Inuyasha agreed.
And then suddenly a theme song somewhat menacingly broke out all around them.
"To protect the world from devastation."
"To unite all peoples within our nation."
"To denounce the evils of truth and love."
"To extend our reach to the stars above."
"Jessie."
"James."
"We're Team Rocket, blasting off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!"
"Meowth, that's-"
"THAT has got to be the MOST ANNOYING SONG I'VE EVER HEARD!" Kagome shouted from somewhere under the pile of bodies.
Meowth's shoulders dropped. "I didn't get my line in!"
"Who cares?!" Inuyasha's voice came next.
James blinked. "Uh, Jessie, I don't think those are the twerps."
"Nonsense, James, this time our plan was fool-!"
"Wobbuffet!"
"Wobbuffet, return! Foolproof."
A chill ran down their spines as Sesshomaru crawled, in a manly way, out of the hole, eyes red and aura flaring. His presence also triggered screaming, in a girly way, from James and Meowth, whereas Jessie stood there dumbly.
"Hey! You're not the twerp's Pikachu!"
"…I have no idea what in the hell you are speaking of, but this Sesshomaru is decidedly unhappy about falling into a hole!" His speech was warping into the guttural sounds of a beast as his aura grew.
"Hey, uh, nice, ummm…person. No need to get angry. It's not my fault you fell into one of our obscenely obvious traps."
Sesshomaru did not take that kindly.
…But instead of going all dog-demon on them, he decided to reach for his Tokijin and make mince-meat out of them so that later he could merrily strew their carcasses all over Japan.
"You all shall feel the wrath of my…what the hell is this?!"
In his hand was not Tokijin. No, in his hand was a pokemon with a similar name and a much different childish lust for vengeance.
"Togepriiii!"
err…make that a childish lust for the dog demon that was now holding it by its foot.
Togepi.
It jumped from his hand onto the shoulder of the dumbfounded demon and somehow hugged him around his neck with its very small arms, making small, chirpy-like noises that he really didn't want to mean that it liked him.
The laughter that erupted behind him, as well as in front of him, somehow managed to…what? Did you think I was going to say anger him? No way. That would just make this highly repetitive and annoying. Now let's continue.
…somehow managed to make him blush horribly.
"Uhhh…hey…let go…please."
Inuyasha jumped out of the hole, Tetsusaiga drawn, and was laughing so hard he could barely hold his sword.
"Hahaha! Wind…hahaha! Wind Scar! Hahahaaha! Oh god, Sesshomaru, that's just hilarious!"
The attack was weak but enough to suddenly send the trio, plus Wobbuffet, flying through the air crying, "Team Rocket's blasting off again!" though laughing hysterically as if it was some contagious disease that even Jaken had caught.
By now everyone was out of the hole, laughing, and Rin came up to Sesshomaru to pry the Pokemon off of his shoulder. She contained her laughter, somehow, and patted the pokemon on its head.
"Lord Sesshomaru, doesn't it look like an egg?"
"…I suppose…"
"Then it's a baby! Lord Sesshomaru, it can be my baby, right? I'll be the mama, and you can be the-"
"You can't keep it, Rin."
That said, he ran off before she could say anything that might make him blush madly again…
…in a manly way.
END DREAM
Sesshomaru jumped up away from the tree, gasping and sweating cold.
"God, that was horrible…"
Thankfully, neither Rin nor Jaken had awoken because of him, and he immediately decided he was never going to sleep again for as long as he lived. Because if he did, he would either be giving the egg-thing piggyback rides in his demon form or letting Rin call him 'honey bun' at the ripe old age of seven.
He shivered.
sorcerousfang: I'm so cruel. I just dissed fluffy and anyone who likes that pairing all in one chapter.
fluffyxrin-people: flames for you!
sorcerousfang: -opens flames vault and lets them fly in joyously- I knew this would come in handy ^^.
fluffyxrin-people: curse your flame vault!
sorcerousfang: hehehe…