Disclaimer: I do not own Legend of Zelda, nor any people, places, or concepts therein.
So, we got some reviews-
*Relief sweeps through the studio*
-which means you don't have to act out any of my earlier writing. HOWEVER! Now you have to carry out the Truth-or-Dares!
Link:...Some one save us...
Em: HI! And welcome to the second installment of this Truth-or-Dare FanFiction. I'm your host, Emily.
Vaati: Thankfully, some Dares were sent in.
Em: So let's get started!
First of all I agree WW Ganondorf IS lame. Anyway this DARE is for him. I dare Ganondorf to were a pink ballarina outfit and scream embarassing things like "I'm a pretty princess" and all that whatnot. Also he must bow to Vaati, call him king, and admit the simple truth that Vaati is 1,000,000X better then him and finally he must scream "VAATI RULES AND I'M A WHINY STUPID BABY."
Love the whole truth or dare idea, i love it when i find them and i can't wait to see what happens in this one. Hope you update soon and also VAATI RULES!
Y.
-Everia
Em:…Wow, Vaati, I think we've located another of your fangirls!
Vaati: *incomprehensible muttering*
Link: Cheer up, man, this one only humiliates Ganon.
Ganondorf: *looks at Dare* Uh…
Vaati: *visibly happier* You know what? This might be fun. *zaps Ganondorf into a pink ballerina outfit* Skip while you're at it, pig-boy.
Ganondorf: *skips in a little circle muttering to himself*
Vaati: *gleefully* What was that?
Ganondorf: I'm a pretty princess. Vaati is a king. He is one-million times better than me.
Everyone: *snickering*
Vaati: And the last two.
Ganondorf: *grumbles* *bows to Vaati* VAATI RULES AND I'M A WHINY STUPID BABY!
Vaati: *grinning from ear to pointy ear: Excelent. Thanks Everia!
Tetra: As if he needed an ego boost…
Em: Moving on…
I'll be keeping my eye on this one. Partially because I inspired it and am a god in all things I see.
Ganondorf: As a way to piss Everia off, stab Vaati with your dual swords. In fact, do that with anyone who doesn't think your WW form doesn't deserve at least a little bit of badass cred for having dual swords.
Every major girl that has interacted with Link: Catfight for Link's affections. Also, gang up on Ruto.
Everyone: Go to a rave and go freaking crazy. I mean really off-the-wall stuff, here.
Midna and Link: Make out, and then fight each other.
Toon Link and Tetra: Make out, and then fight each other.
Sheik: GO AWAY GENDER DEBATES! -attempts to stab Sheik- (This will lead to a fight scene between me and Sheik)
Link: Play the Elegy of Emptiness and scare everyone with the statue's cold, dead, soulless, demonic face.
I never said I was going to go easy on you, hehe.
-keybladeboy
Ganondorf: REVENGE! *stabs Vaati through the stomach*
Em: *pushes the two apart and heals Vaati* You okay?
Vaati: No, that hurt like hell.
Ganondorf: GOOD! *turns to rest of cast* ANYONE ELSE?
Everyone: *dead quiet*
Em: Next Dare. *reads it* Right. Tetra, Malon, Nabooru, Ruto...and the rest of you. Catfight for Link! * shoves them into the girls' dressing room and locks the door*
All boys: Aww…
Em: Too bad. Next…*reads it*…Oh dear…
Majora: *throws pies*
Link: *lets girls out of dressing room*
Ilia: RODIO! *rides Epona around the studio*
Midna: *summons an entire circus*
Em: ENOUGH! *Banishes circus, locks up Epona, makes all traces of pie disappear and gives everyone an electric shock* I TOLD YOU, WE WILL KEEP SOME SEMBLANCE OF ORDER, OR SO HELP ME GODDESSES…
Everyone: *shocked silence*
Em: *pats down hair* *sugar-sweet voice* Do we understand each other?
Everyone: *fervent nodding*
Em: Good. Next Dare.
Midna/Link: *kiss*
Vaati: *wolf-whistle*
Midna: *uses her hair-hand to throw Link against wall*
Link: *passes out* *automatic loose*
Em: And the next…*revives Link* *turns Link into "toon form"*
Link/Tetra: *kiss*
Aryll: *wolf-whistle*
Vaati: *pats Aryll on head*
Tetra: Sorry about this. *sticks dagger in Link's back*
Em: *revives Link* Sophie? I think you're best qualified to deal with this next one.
A Human girl materializes. She's short, pale with frizzy brown hair and freckles. This is me.
Me: *summons a Sheik separate from Tetra* s/he's all yours. *sends Sheik to keybladeboy's studio* This one's a fake though. Erm…s/he's really an "it," I didn't give them any private parts of any type. *vanishes in a poof of purple smoke*
Vaati: *from behind Ganondorf* Is she gone?
Em: *sighs* Yes, the recovering fangirl is gone. You can come out now. Last Dare for this set.
Vaati: *creeps out from behind Ganondorf* *looks around nervously*
Link: *looks at Dare* But which form? I mean…I have a lot…
Em: Stay in that one. I've always wondered what the toon version of your "statue" would be…
Link: Okay…*pull out ocarina and plays the Elegy of Emptiness* *is engulfed by swirly green lights*
When Link steps out of the lights, he leaves behind a shell. It looks a little like his toon form. Except taller, with longer hair, a permanent leer and the whole body is as close to a triangle shape as it can be.
Everyone: *simultaneous shudder*
Em: *banishes the horrifying sight* Let's agree never to do something like that again. It looks like Link and Dark had a kid, than killed it.
Link/Dark: HEY!
Em: Moving on…
Ok first i want my username to be Link's Twin...i hate momo15951...it dosnt sound as cool...anyway i dare Link to poke Vatti until Tetra hits Vatti...shell get it eventuly... you can mess with this or what ever just an idea.
-momo15951
Link: *pokes Vaati in the temple once*
Tetra: *slaps Vaati on the back of the head* That was easy.
FINALLY, SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME WHO THINKS WW GANONDORF SUCKS! Whoever I ask dosen't bother answering or just shrugs. But thats not why I'm here, you should know that.
Everyone: *Ties Ganondorf to a tree with UNBREAKABLE AUTHOR ROPE, blindfolds everyone and hands them baseball bats!* GO ON GUYS AND GALS, HIT THE PINATA!
Vaati: Finish this sentence 'Chuck Norris loves ...'
Link: *Gets kicked out a random window by me and lands in a room filled with Ganondorf and Link fangirls* Wow, what a coincidence, have fun fighting for your life dude.
Tetra: Do you enjoy being a freak who is tanned and has dumb blonde hair?
This should turn out humorous, very humorous indeed,
MHWAHAHAHAHAHA-*starts coughing*
-Gamefreak1397
Everyone: YEAH, PINATA! *go nuts beating Ganondorf to a bloody pulp*
Em: *revives Ganondorf* It's not that we like him, because we don't, he just happens to be a main character.
Vaati: Um…round-house kicking things?
Link: *muffled scream*
Em:…I'll bring him back when this set of Dares is over. I'm not actually allowed to interfere with the fans…
Tetra: If you lived on a boat your entire life, you'd be at least as dark as me. *draws dagger, still coated in blood* *menacing voice* And is there something wrong with being blonde?
Em: *summons Link*
Link's clothes are in shreds and he's gasping for breath.
Link: WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU DO THAT EARLIER?
Em: *gives him a light zap to calm him down* Can't, it's in my contract. *summons piece of paper and waves it in Link's face*
Link: *tries to grab contract, but it disappears in a puff of purple smoke*
Vaati: *eyes widen* *whisper* She's still here…
Em: You need to get over your fear of the author, Vaats. In the mean time, that's all the dares we have for now. See you next time, everybody!
I realize I didn't actually have them do all of keybladeboy's Dare, but having them attempt to wreck the studio is so much more fun.
Em: *drags Ruto's corpse out of the girl's dressing room* What do I do with this?
*sigh* She's a main character, so we have to revive her.
Tetra: *pats the Ruto-hating author on the back* There, there. We all feel your pain on this one. Especially Link.
Link: *runs into the boy's dressing room and locks the door.*
Em: Please Read and Review. *revives Ruto*