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"I was curious if it was true that when one is wearing a skirt that it is more comfortable or not." Norway commented smoothly and he watched as the other Soldiers nodded.
"See, Norway here was curious and he decided to take action to find out the truth." Denmark stated firmly and he noticed that Norway has some slender legs.
"Along with wondering if there was ever a battle whether or not it would confuse the enemy." Norway stated calmly and he added. "Anyway, I should change into my normal uniform."
Denmark quickly followed Norway and he grabbed his hand once they were out of sight of the others.
"Norway, I wish that you could keep on wearing girl outfits." Denmark stated bluntly and Norway sighed to himself.
"Why?" Norway asked calmly and he had a feeling that he would regret asking Denmark why.
"Because I think it would liven things up, boost morale, and be all in all a good thing for the Danish military. Your cute, tiny, and are like a complete kitten. Plus the enemy would be confused and underestimate you too." Denmark said passionately and loudly. Norway wanted to punch him, but resisted the urge and his right eye twitched slightly at Denmark's words.
"Denmark, I doubt anyone else would think the same way." Norway commented flatly and he was picked up by Denmark.
"You weigh so little and your so like a small animal." Denmark stated cheerfully and then added. "I'm willing to stay in the military as long as your by my side."
'The world is right…Danes are crazy.' Norway mentally thought and he managed to kick Denmark hard on the leg.
"Stop picking me up, Denmark." Norway told him firmly, but his words went unheard.
'At least I'm on the ground now.' Norway thought to himself and he grabbed a uniform.
"It is alright that you cross dress, Norway." Denmark said happily and then added. "I'm not into cross dressing, but I highly advise you to cross dress."
Norway ignored him and went to change in the bathroom, but made sure to lock the door and he wanted to yell.
"I wish that I could have got a photo of you and stuff." Denmark commented calmly from the other side of the door and Norway regretted cross dressing.
"You are welcome to wear all the girl outfits you want in our room. I won't tell anyone and it would be just between us." Denmark stated in a serious voice and he smiled to himself at the thought of seeing Norway in a dress. "Ah, you looked really cute."
'No way in hell am I ever going to cross dress again. Denmark can always dream, but no way am I going to fulfill his fantasies.' Norway thought firmly and he was back in his regular outfit.
"Stop calling me cute." Norway said as he opened the door and Denmark hugged him tightly.
"I'm just telling the truth and your so tiny." Denmark stated bluntly and Norway gritted his teeth.
'Not my fault about you being so tall and muscular.' Norway thought bitterly and he sighed deeply. 'I wish that I was not transferred here with these crazy Danes in this Danish Military. I miss my nice and sane home with an equally sane military.'
"I guess we should be going." Denmark said in a depressed voice and he slowly let Norway go.
'One way or another I'm going to be kicked out of this military.' Norway thought to himself firmly and he sighed to himself. 'I know murder would get me kicked out, but I do not want to go to jail or anything like that. For now I'm stuck with Denmark and he doesn't want to be kicked now.'
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