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HEY EVERYONE, IT'S FER-HI-DAY!

Em: ...Why are you talking weird?

Because the weekend's finally here, and I'm exited! On with the fic!

Malon: Oh dear goddesses...

Vaati: Are we safe?

Em: *sighs* Yes, barely. The author got two reviews.

Vaati: *cringe*

Em: My thoughts exactly. Still, the show must go on, so…

Ok, I have a dare: Link is to turn into his TP form, and Vaati is to be the same height as TP Link and must have the same build as TP Link, and they are to strip off their shirts and wrestle each other in a mud puddle until one of them final submits to the other. You can play around with it a little bit and I don't care who submits to who, and I love this fic, keep going

S.

-Everia

Somewhere far away, the author fainted. After a few minutes, she came to, and warped to the studio.

Me: *echoing voice* INCOMING!

Vaati: *disappears into the crowd*

Me: *appears, still mini-ized, on Emily's head* Sorry, I wanted to witness this. First hand. Now. *claps hands, warping Link and Vaati to the front of the room, and switching their styles to TP*

Vaat/Link: *look very puzzled*

Me: Okay boys, we all want to see this! Shirts off, fight on *blows random whistle*

Vaati shuddered, but still tossed his cap and cape to the side and began working on his belt. Link just slid out of his tunic, with the ease of much practice.*

Em: *raises eyebrow at Link*

Link: What? I have to change into different tunics hundreds of times. You don't do that without learning how to get out of one quick.

Vaati: *has finished undoing his belt, and slides the tunic off relatively easily after that*

Me: *faints again*

Em: *points to Vaati and Link* Try.

Vaati/Link: *shrug and take up starting positions*

Before anything else could happen, the boys were tackled by their various fangirls. Fortunately, the author came to again, just in time to save the boys. Their shirts, hats and Vaati's cape, however, were beyond help. She summoned them new ones.

Me: I think I deserve thanks.

Link: I don't. You decided to do a ToD, so technically, it's your fault.

Vaati: *carefully places his hat back on his head* *mutters* At least we didn't have to do the Dare. That's something.

Me: Yes, but in order to satisfy people, I will have to post links to pictures of the two of you topless. Most likely. If I can find them…

Vaati/Link: WHY?

Me: I still have to find them, idiots. *turns to camera* They'll be at the end of the chapter. ON WITH THE DARES!

I see you got my sister's reveiw, good one sis! To answer your question Ganondorf no one likes you because your LAME!

Anyway a truth for Ruto. WHY DO YOU THINK YOU AND LINK WILL END UP TOGETHER? Really, you're lame and you're crazy, no way Link would end up with you. You would be better of with some one lame and creepy like you like Ganondorf or Tingle which gives me an idea for a dare.

Tingle and Ganondorf must fight for Ruto whoever passes out first looses and the winner MUST MARRY RUTO, which means Link won't have to worry about her anymore.
Also wether he wins or not, I dare anyone who hates Tingle to shove him in a bottle since he thinks he's a fairy.
Again good job on this fic.
Y.

-Everia

Ruto: *starry eyes* Because we're meant to be…

Link: *gags*

Tingle: *floats out of reach on his little balloon. Floats too high, passes out from lack of O2, looses, and slowly floats back down*

Me: *points to Ganondorf and Ruto* You are now husband and wife. *rings materialize on their fingers*

Ruto: *runs into girls' dressing room crying*

Me: And the last Dare goes to…dang. Who thinks they can do it without making a bloody mess?

Link: *steps forward* May I?

Me: *mini-bow*

Link: *walks up to Tingle, and bottles him in one, quick movement*

Everyone: How'd you…?

Link: Same way I bottled the Deku Princess (A/N in Majora's Mask you actually do this. And she's taller than Tingle.)

Em: And that's all we've got for today. See you next time.

And here are those links:

deviantart(DOT)com/?qh=§ion=&q=Vaati+shirtless#/d1y5pus

deviantart(DOT)com/?qh=§ion=&q=Link+shirtless#/dtk7km

...Yes. Just replace the (DOT) with .

Link: *facepalm* WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

Because I had to. Oh, and it was fun.

Em: *sigh* Please leave a Reviews. We need Reviews. Without Reviews, this fic cannot go on.

Kafei: What's with the speech?

Em: We only got two Reviews last time! Two! AND SOPHIE DOESN'T "STOP WRITING" SHE JUST FINDS OTHER FODDER!

Kafei: ...A little strung-up, are we?

Anju: *holds her fingers about an inch apart* Just a leetal.

EDIT: Those [link]s didn't work when I went back to check them. So I got new ones.

Vaati: animemother(DOT)deviantart(DOT)com/art/Gift-For-Keiko-2-117839908

Link: hylianknight246(DOT)deviantart(DOT)com/art/TP-Link-Shirtless-49651798