Chapter 23: Entjungfern

Smex scene... Yeah... That's how much I love you...

Big thanks to Hoshi-Tora! She always helps me with these things :D

In 1985 biochemist David Dolphin proposed a link between the rare blood disorder porphyria and vampire folklore. Noting that the condition is treated by intravenous haem, he suggested that the consumption of large amounts of blood may result in haem being transported somehow across the stomach wall and into the bloodstream. Thus vampires were merely sufferers of porphyria seeking to replace haem and alleviate their symptoms.- Wikipedia

Cybertron Robots, they're unforgettable

Null Rays down, Insignas on top!

Decal'd hoods

So hot, they'll boil your motor oil

Oh oh oh oooooohhhhhh!-FAIL :( (seriously, whoever makes a parody of this song with Transformers will be my hero...)

Starscream winced in pain as the weight on his right wing wouldn't budge. He had tried pushing it away, and even shook the mech to wake him up, but the stupid triple-changer recharged like he was dead! ... Oh wait, he was... The seeker grumbled in anger before he became so pissed he decided to smack the vampire upside the head, causing him to bolt up and free Starscream's wing from the horrible pain. Starscream sat up, ignoring the heated glare behind red visors and stretched his arms over his head.

"Ow! Vhy did you do zhat?" Starscream scratched the back of his neck before looking back at Blitzwing.

"Well, first off, you hit me... So you can say we're even now. Secondly, you wouldn't move or wake up, so I had to take drastic measures..." Blitzwing only whined in reponse, rubbing his helm.

"I said I vas sorry for zhat..." Starscream leaned on Blitzwing, staring at the wall as if it was the most interesting thing in the world.

"I know, Blitz... And I already said I forgave you..."

"Nein... You didn't..."

"Oh, I did... You were just in deep recharge and didn't hear me or pay attention..."

"But I vas TIRED!"

"Of WHAT? Moping?"

"If I said 'yes,' vould you believe me und not try to help me in any vay?" Starscream arched an optic ridge before giving the triple-changer the dreaded 'stare of judgment.' As fearless as Hothead was, he never liked the stare of judgment, especially when it came from the seeker. Switching back to Icy, he sighed sadly before looking away.

"Okay, fine. Vampires sometimes recharge longer than normal vhen zhey have not consumed blood for a certain amount of time..." The seeker crossed his arms.

"And you didn't tell me because...?"

"Because you locked me out?" Starscream's face fell.

"... Oh yeah..." Blitzwing sighed before wrapping an arm around Starscream's waist.

"Starscream, you know I vill alvays love you no matter vhat..." The seeker felt his optics begin to water, but pushed the tears back.

"I know, Blitz... I love you too... And... And I know you're gonna say that you have to claim me again..."

"It is a subject ve vould inevitably haf to discuss... I vish I could postpone zhis, but..." He was silenced by a grey claw.

"I know... And I know you need blood..." Blitzwing looked down, but a hand under his chin made him look into the seeker's crimson optics. Starscream gave him a small smile.

"Don't worry, Blitz... I can handle myself~" The vampire chuckled, revealing his elongating fangs.

"Can you now?" Starscream let out an embarrassing squeal of delight as he was pinned onto the berth.

"Someone's eager..." The seeker teased as he shivered in nervousness and delight. Blitzwing leaned in closer.

"Vhat can I say? I missed mein stern dearly..." His optic darkened, sending shivers down Starscream's spinal column.

"Zhis vill only hurt a little..." Starscream bit his lip to suppress his painful yelp as Blitzwing sunk his fangs into his neck cables. His mind flashed, but all he saw was blue and yellow. The pain vanished as always, and left only the tingling, warm sense of pleasure the vampire always used on him. It was like his first time all over again... Oh wait...

"Starscream?" The seeker covered his mouth as his giggling became out of control. Blitzwing just looked down at him oddly as he licked blood from his mouth.

"I'm sorry... Haha... I was thinking how it felt like... Hehe... Our first time..." He began to say between laughs. "And it's technically my first time again..." He drowned in his giggles again, and the triple-changer couldn't help but laugh, too.

"You're vhat zhe humans say... a dork..."Starscream rolled his optics before gazing into the vampire's blood-lusted optics. They felt themselves being drawn closer to one another, as if a magnetic force were pulling them closer. Starscream closed his optics as his lips connected with the other's. He felt the familiar tenderness he had missed so much when he had been a prisoner in Megatron's lair. Blitzwing brought a hand up to caress the seeker's cheek while the other held Starscream's hand.

The seeker raised his free arm and draped it over the other's neck, pulling the large mech closer to his body. Blitzwing couldn't help but feel warm when he felt Starscream's spark pulse. Blitzwing chuckled softly as he dropped back down again and rained feather like kisses across Starscream's face. His hand roamed down Starscream's chest, making the seeker shiver as the digits rubbed gentle circles into the glass of his cockpit.

All their touches, all their kisses were paced, not wanting to be ruined by the rush. Blitzwing kissed Starscream's codpiece, nipping and licking around the seams making the pleasure-shot seeker whimper. The vampire coaxed the covering open, revealing the untouched port. Star whimpered as Blitzwing assaulted his virgin opening with gentle licks and nips. Star felt hot, his whole body felt like liquid fire as hhe felt the invasive yet gentle touches.

"Starscream?" He knew what the question was, and nodded in response before sharp pain shot up through his spinal column and exploded in his processor. The seeker bit back a scream, whimpering in pain from the sudden intrusion.

"Shhh..." Blitzwing panted as he tried to ease Starscream's pain by rubbing circles in his wings, "Shhh... Just relax Star."

The seeker tried to relax, tried the best he could from the burning pain that seems to web it's way through his entire frame until the vampire bit him in the neck. The odd sense of pleasure seemed to have numb the pain, making the seeker's whimpers turn into moans. Blitzwing couldn't help but snicker as he watched the virgin seeker become that sex-crazed vixen he remembered.

It was not long until they finally overloaded. Starscream was the first to online. He instinctively stretched, but flinched in pain before curling up.

"Ow..." Blitzwing onlined, sitting up and looking over the seeker.

"I hurt you again, didn't I?" Starscream only looked up at him and smirked as he opened his legs.

"You know the drill, Blitz..."

"You know... if you keep glaring at the door, it's gonna burn a hole through it..." Lockdown only growled in response.

"It's fine... just so long as it hits that vampire in the aft..." Blackarachnia rolled her optics before standing up, only to bump into something. She almost fell onto her side if a pair of arms didn't catch her first. She straightened out, and gave a thankful smile to the mech that helped her.

"Thanks a lot... I almost toppled over there... hehe..." Jazz was almost at a loss for words as he got lost in her optics. She blinked, letting out a small laugh as she looked herself over.

"Yeah... I'm kinda weird, huh?" Jazz seemed to snap out of his trance before quickly trying to clear himself up.

"What? No, no! It's not that... hehe.. I uh... just uh... zoned out for a second... Hehe..." Blackarachnia just raised an optic ridge before deciding to head out to the common room.

"Well, I'll see you guys later... I guess..." Once she was out of the hallway, Lockdown looked up and gave Jazz an amused smirk.

"Smooth, mutt... REAL smooth~" Jazz glared down at the ex-hunter.

"Oh, shut up... It's not my fault you can't compose yourself because you like Spider-Girl-"

"Wait, WHO likes Spider-Girl?" Lockdown looked up with a confused expression on his face as Starscream popped his head out from the door.

"Oh hey, Star... Where's your little bloodsucker?"

"He's in here..." Lockdown's face fell.

"I was afraid of that..."

"No but seriously... who likes Blackarachnia?" Lockdown smirked before pointing at Jazz.

"This mech right here..." Starscream turned to Jazz. The Autobot couldn't help but feel nervous as the seeker walked out of the room and pretty much examined him like a painting. Starscream then shrugged.

"Meh... I guess he's acceptable..." He guessed?

"You guess?" Lockdown voiced out his thoughts for him. Starscream shrugged.

"He seems like an okay mech..." His optics narrowed. "You better not prove me wrong on this, Autobot... They didn't make me the Decepticon Second in Command for nothing, you know..."

I know a place

Where the grass is made of metal

Cold, dry and wild

There must be something in the fuel lines

Sipping 'gon and 'grade,

Laying underneath the chrome trees

The femmes strain their necks,trying to creep a little sneak peek

You can search the galaxy

But nothing comes close to the metal coast

Once you fight 'Cons with us,

You'll be falling in love

Oh oh oh oh oh oh!

Cybertron Robots, they're unforgettable

Null Rays down, Insignas on top!
Decal'd hoods

So hot, they'll boil your motor oil

Oh oh oh oooooohhhhhh!