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Yes, it's only been one day. And yes, there's only one Dare. But you know what? I had fun and wanted to get it out there. So there!
Em: *falls from ceiling, Sheik-style* …Because the author wanted me to, that's why. *rubs her knees* Dunno how s/he did that so many times…ow…
Vaati: Do we have any Dares?
Em: Yes. So let's get (OW!) started.
Sorry I didn't review last chapter, I just couldn't think of any dares. PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Authoress: Stop half-assing every single one of your dares. Actually put some seriously good descriptions in your fic. A 2 line quip does not a good response make.
Vaati and Em: Sing a karaoke duet.
Ruto: Eat this. -lays out a platter of sushi-
Ganondorf and Majora: Hold some kind of competition. Author decides what you guys do.
Link: Go to an anime convention dressed as a female anime character.
Zelda: Go to an anime convention dressed as a male anime character.
-keybladeboy
Somewhere far away, the author stuck her tongue out at the screen.
Em: Fine. *summons karaoke machine* Sophie's been waiting for an excuse to make some one sing this song anyway.
(A/N music: youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=huelbch4wn4)
Vaati and Emily stepped up onto a stage with bright red faces. They picked up a pair of microphones and swallowed hard as the music started.
Em:
(chorus) This is the way you left me. I'm not pretending. No hope, no love, no glory. No happy ending. This is the way that we love, like it's forever. Then live the rest of our life, just not together.
(1st verse) Wake up in the morning, stumble on my life. Can't get no love without sacrifice. If anything should happen, I guess I wish you well…Mm, a lil' bit of heaven, but a lil' bit of hell.
Vaati:
(chorus) This is the hardest story that I've ever told. No hope or love or glory, happy endings gone forevermore. And I feel as if I'm wasted. And I've wasted every day…
Em:
(chorus) This is the way you left me. I'm not pretending. No hope, no love, no glory. No happy ending. This is the way that we love, like it's forever. Then live the rest of our life, just not together.
Vaati:
(2nd verse) Two o' clock in the morning, something's on my mind. Can't get no rest, keep walking around. If I pretend that nothing ever went wrong…I can get to my sleep, I can think that we just carried on.
(chorus) This is the hardest story that I've ever told. No hope or love or glory, happy endings gone forevermore. And I feel as if I'm wasted. And I've wasted every day…Oh I feel as if I'm wasted. And I feel as if I'm wasted. And I've wasted every day…
Em:
(chorus) This is the way you left me. I'm not pretending. No hope, no love, no glory. No happy ending. This is the way that we love, like it's forever. Then live the rest of our life, just not together.
Vaati: Little bit of love. Little bit of love.
Em: Lil' bit o' love (X7)
Vaati: Mm-hm, little bit of love.
Em: Lil' bit o' love (X4)
(Then they go back and forth for a little while before Emily continues with the "lil' bit o' love" while Vaati goes back to "And I feel as if I'm wasted")
Together:
(chorus) This is the way you left me. I'm not pretending. No hope, no love, no glory. No happy ending. This is the way that we love, like it's forever. Then live the rest of our life, just not together. This is the way you left me. I'm not pretending. No hope, no love, no glory. No happy ending. This is the way that we love, like it's forever. Then live the rest of our life, just not together.
Em: This is the way you left me. I'm not pretending. No hope, no love, no glory. No happy ending.
Vaati/Em: *bow their heads as the lights go down, then race off the stage*
Me: *dabs her eyes* Beautiful. I got hooked on this song in chorus. *vanishes with puff of purple smoke*
Ruto: *walks out in a kimono, plops herself down and calmly eats the sushi with flawless chopstick control* It's not cannibalism, any more than a shark eating tuna is cannibalism, so stop saying that, jerks.
Me: *puffs in* I've wanted to know this for a while, WHO WAS BETTER LOOKING BEFORE THEY TURNED EVIL AND LET THEMSELVES GO!
Ganondorf: *holds up picture of himself as a little boy.*
The Ganon in the picture is actually cute, with pudgy little boy cheeks, and a big grin. He's absolutely filthy, and his hair is mussed. On either side of him, Kumme and Kotake have doting smiles plastered across their faces. He's making a little "V" with his fingers.
Everyone: Aww…
Majora: *smirks before being surrounded by swirling smoke*
When the smoke cleared, everyone found themselves looking at a young woman, maybe in her twenties, in an outfit like Midna's minus the cloak. She has slightly yellowish skin, like aged parchment, and just-beneath-shoulder-length blood-red hair that was pulled back in cornrows on the top of her head, but allowed to hang loose and tangle on the back. She's about 5' tall, and slender. She has the same, disquieting green eyes as the mask, but they're softened by her thick lashes.
Majora: *flips her hair* I think I win. Ikana trump everyone when it comes to appearance.
Ganondorf: *staring at her* You're a girl?
Majora: *eyeroll* Yes. Godesses, did no one listen to me? I still had a feminine voice in my final form. Just because I was muscled, doesn't make me male.
Em: Well, you didn't look very feminine…
Majora: And Vaati's not very attractive in his final form. Are you going to tell me that changes what he is normally?
Em: *blush*
Majora: Exactly.
Me: So…Yeah. Majora wins. Moving on…Hmm…I only read/watch so much anime/manga…Which, of course limits our choices greatly, right? *summons two boxes and hands them to Link and Zelda* Go put these on. Oh, and Zelda? Trim and braid your hair. Like this. *slips her a picture*
Zelda looked at the picture, then made her way to the girls' dressing room, muttering to herself. Link shrugged, and headed into the boys' dressing room.
2min later…
Me: Okay guys, we all want to see this. Come on out!
Zelda: *steps out of the girls' dressing room, still muttering to herself* *dressed like Edward Elric* Happy?
(A/N On Fullmetal Alchemist, I'm only on book four of the manga, and episode five of the original. No spoilers, please)
Me: Very. Yours isn't the funny one, though. HEY, LINK! GET OUT HERE!
Link: *from inside boys' dressing room* DO I HAVE TO?
Zelda: May I?
Me: *bows from waist* Certainly.
Zelda: *bangs on door to boys' dressing room* Link! I had to dress up at the freakin' FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST! Get your butt out here!
Link: *slowly opens the door and steps out* *is dresses like Karin (from Chibi Vampire)*
(A/N Again, not very far in, no spoilers please)
Me: *snaps pictures of them* Excellent. Now, off to the con' with you. Let's see how many of your fans recognize you! *warps them out* Oh, and KBB? Is this descriptive enough for you?
We'll bring them back at the beginning of the next chapter. Whenever that may be...
Em: You're evil.
Perhaps. In the mean time, Read and Review. Link and Zelda suffer less if you do...
Em: If only because the sooner she gets Reviews, the sooner the next chapter gets up, the less time there is for them to risk being recognised.