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Dear Iceland,

I do not think I will make it, but if I do more than likely I will not be the same older brother you knew before I was transferred here to the Danish Military. The Danes are crazy and they treat me like a kitten, but the worse one is Denmark….He hugs me daily, I lost count, and there is never a warning. Plus he smells my hair and says the oddest of things.

Prison seems rather tempting, but on a side note I believe I'm developing Stockholm for I grow use to Denmark's random hugging by the day. Please do not visit me for I have no desire for you the Danes to see you, but also I would go for life in jail for knocking their lights out completely if they dare to hug you.

Love, Your Older Brother

Norway

P.S The Danes have an odd habit of hugging smaller people and everyone is taller than me. Save yourself, Stay away from Denmark, and please consider going to The United States Of America. I wish you good luck my little brother.

Norway folded up the letter and put in into an envelope along with putting on the correct address. He carried it with him and had it mailed to his home in Norway to his little brother Iceland.

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