Disclaimer: See chap.1
HEY!HEY!HEY!GUESSWHAT,GUESSWHAT!
Em: Breathe, girl!
*deep, gasping breath* I DREW A PIC OF MAJORA! AND I WAS SO SCARED, BECAUSE IT WAS MY FIRST TIME DRAWING CORNROWS, BUT IT CAME OUT REALLY GOOD AND I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO TELL YOU GUYS! http:/msfcatlover(DOT)/#/d30c9sa
Shadow: "All day"? When did you draw this picture?
Um...*nervous laugh* Well, I started at 1:30...
Em: p.m.?
a.m.
Em: ...It's official. You're insane.
I thought we established that a long time ago. ON WITH THE FIC!
Oh no, you're sick? That's terrible...And now I don't care anymore. DARES!
Vaati: You seemed to be speaking from experience when you told Shadow Link not to hook up with villains. Care to elaborate? (Translation: Elaborate or else.)
Majora: Wow, you're pretty good at destroying stuff. Tip of the hat to you. (Translation: Make everyone sandwiches or else.)
Tingle: Go fight Captain Falcon. (Translation:...Actually, no need for a translation here.)
-keybladeboy
Vaati: *rubs the back of his neck* You…heard that, huh? Well, at one point Veran and I attempted a "normal" relationship…
Veran: It ended with me kicking him out of my house.
Vaati: The problem with fellow villains is we're too much alike. And women, even ones like Veran, always want more from me than I'm willing to give. Period.
Majora: *evil grin* Okay. *snaps her fingers, and a tray full of sandwiches appears above her hand*
Tingle: OOH! SNACKS! *snatches one, and eats it in about two seconds flat*
Pause…
Tingle: Tingle doesn't feel so good…*keels over dead*
Majora: *plucks a leaf out of one of the sandwiches and fans herself with it* Growing up in the desert certainly has its advantages.
Link: NO ONE TOUCH THE SANDWICES!
Majora: *shrug* I got my laugh. *platter and snacks vanish* *points to Tingle* I don't think he can fight like this, do you? And we all know he'd just get pounded into the ground anyway.
awesome job on the dares you did great especially since your feeling sick.
this time I have some truths for you.
Navi do you love Link like every other girl in OoT?
Tatl why do you think Skullkid ditched you?
Link which girl besides Zelda do you like the most?
Ganondorf why are you evil?
Zant why do you sound so stupid ?
Majora what was it like being stuck in a mask?
Vaati why are you such a pussy when the author is around ?
Author how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
-Kozan the Darkainnian Kokiri
Navi: He's like a son to me! I don't know where that boy would be without me!
Link: On a date, most likely.
Navi: Shut up.
Tatl: Well, then I didn't know. But now I do. She *points accusingly at Majora* possessed him!
Majora: *smirks* Well, actually I couldn't do that fully when he was awake. But the brat didn't take much convincing; he already thought you were annoying and controlling.
Tatl: *gasp* TAKE THAT BACK!
Majora: Oh? And what are you going to do, you little ball of glowing fluff?
Link: *bottles Tatl* Can we avoid this argument?
Majora: *pouts* You always ruin my fun! Answer your Truth, then!
Link: …I like all of them equally. It's the only way I could ever have survived any of my adventures.
Ganondorf: I blame puberty.
Everyone: *WTF? looks*
Ganondorf: I was answering my question!
Zant: *points at the reviewers* MEANIE!
Midna: I poked him in the soft spot when he was a baby. Our mothers never spoke again.
Zant: *points at Midna* MEANIE!
Majora: Not too bad, actually. I could still slip out as a spirit, though I didn't have any powers in that form. And possession was a neat experience, though I still prefer any of my forms to using some one else's.
Vaati: *glares* Clearly you do not and never have had stalker fangirls. It is not a nice experience, and has scarred several individuals in this studio, I among them. Call me paranoid, but I still fear for my life around them…
Me: *puffs in, blocking Vaati from view* *raises her finger above her head* Forty-two! *puffs out*
Vaati: *hiding behind Emily's boot in Minish form* I-is she gone?
Em: *sighs* Yes, Vaats, she's gone.
And...That's it. I'm down off my sugar high...*mopes*
As you can probably tell, I over-thought Majora before writing this, so she might just be more more developed than some of my OCs...
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