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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Mwahahaha, I actually got the Halloween chapter up on Halloween! Score!
Okay after 2 weeks of thinking i've come up with the most evil and torturous dares ever Muwahahaha Hahaha! *cough* being evil is hazardous to your health. Cast forgive me for this
Link: do you think Navi is annoying? and for your dare give Ruto a big hug
Navi: If Link says yes kick him in the nuts, If he says no give him a hug.
All Fairies shown so far: Get caught in the same bottle by Link who the puts the bottle in a washing machine on full blast.
Ganondorf: rip out you own skull and beat yourself to death with it while screaming "This doesn't seem physically possible!"
Midna: I here by force you into you imp form for all eternity and Sophie can't change you back.
Saria: Go on a date with Mido ( I know i hate him too but i promised evil dares)
Vaati: Kiss Ruto (just remember i could have said Ganondorf (If yaoi didn't make want to puke))
Ruto: Get warped to death mountain crater for a whole day,
Child forms of everyone : Get locked in a room that takes away your powers and weapons with Michele Jackson.
-Kozan the Darkainian Kokiri
Link: Um…I did at first, but not anymore. We know each other too well to truly be annoyed by anything the other does.
Navi: Aww…*gives him the best hug she can*
Ruto: *screams and faints*
Link: …Why'd I have to be a main character? *hugs Ruto* *drops her*
Em: …He's right, why are we the only ones getting Dares?
Telma: Yeah, no one ever Dares people like Carl.
Zelda: Who?
Telma: He stands outside of Agitha's house and tries to see through the window.
Link: *catches Navi, Tatl and Teal in a bottle, which he quickly tosses into a washing machine*
5min later…
The washing machine stopped.
Em: *opens it and frees the fairies*
Navi/Tatl: *bolt out*
Navi: For the most part it was really fun, except–
Teal: *floats out of bottle* I threw up…*drifts off to brush his teeth*
Tatl: Except for that.
Ganondorf: …It's not.
Me: *puffs in* I HAVE A SOLUTION!
Everyone: *nervously looking at each other*
Me: Phantom Ganon is a clone of you, right?
Ganondorf: Sorta, yeah…?
Me: So he is you, right?
Ganondorf: Well…
Me: Therefore, his skull is your skull! *summons and kills Phantom Ganon* Problem solved! *puffs out*
Ganondorf: Um…
Majora: I can do it, if you want.
Ganondorf: No, thank you! *pries off Phantom Ganon's skull and starts hitting himself with it*
Midna: …This is gonna take a while…Hey, author? Can we help?
Me: *disembodied voice* SURE!
Majora: *summons her whips and starts beating Ganondorf*
Midna: *transforms into her final form and spears Ganondorf*
Majora: *pout* You people always ruin my fun…*gets rid of her whips*
Midna: *promptly turns back into imp form* …I hate you. You work very hard at making our lives hell, don't you?
Saria/Mido: *get warped to fancy restaurant*
Vaati: *quickly kisses Ruto*
Em: *bristles*
Vaati: *wipes mouth* …Women should not be slimy.
Ruto: *gets warped to Death Mountain and falls in*
Em: Oops. My mistake. Oh, the author forgot to mention, but she will not do MJ Dares. We will not bring a Real-Life dead creeper back to life.
Shad: Hello, my dear friend. Spend an hour with your biggest fangirl. (A.K.A. me)
Ganondork: I don't believe you've been tortured enough. Watch the entire Barney series. Without pause.
Link: Of the girls, who do you like best?
-Wildheart
Shad: Um, okay…*is warped out*
Ganondorf: NO! *is dragged into the backroom by Telma and Majora who then leave and lock the door*
Link: I will happily say it again; I like them all equally. It's the only way to survive.
Navi doesn't mind, as long as it's used for pain. PAIN! That and I'm a sucker for slow motion.
Command
Ruto: Die. Again. I will it to be so.
Dares
Link: listen to Miror B's theme for a day without dancing
Ilia: go up to Ganondorf and give him a BIIIG hug
Darunia: fight The Incredible Hulk
Navi: go annoy Vaati or something
Truths
Malon: what are your feelings on Romani?
Zelda: how do you feel about Midna's rejection? And protestation? And blatent disregard for a certain scene in TP?
I'm having some serious writer's block, so that's all for now (lucky Zelda characters...Mwahahaha)
-TheBrick
Ruto: *is still dead from Emily's "accident"*
Em: The backroom's busy so…
Link: *takes a laptop, and shrugs* I'll youtube it. *walks into boys' dressing room*
Ilia: *is warped to the backroom*
Darunia: …Who?
Me: *disembodied voice* Other fandoms equal NO.
Malon: Um…*blush* Every time I talk to her, I can't help but wonder if I was really that weird when I was little…
Romani: *kicks her in the shin*
Zelda: I really don't care.
24hrs later…
Link: *walks out of dressing room* It actually gets really irritating after about the second hour.
Majora: *cracks open the door to the backroom and collapses in laughter*
Ganondorf: *in a corner in the fetal position*
Ilia: *singing the clean-up song and clearly enjoying herself immensely*
TRUTHS:
Link: would you marry any Zelda in any game?
Vaati: Do you have a little cruch on MSF?
Everyone: What is your favorite game other than your own?
Majora: If you could what would be another way to distroy clock town?
Everyone: Tell us your biggest fear
DARES:
Gannondorf: Kill all the Gannon haters : (I lOVE YA MAN)
OOT Link : Meet every one of your Fangirl friends in the games also give Princess Linka (ME) a kiss while makeing your favorite Zelda watch :D
(LOVE THIS STORY MIGHT DO ONE MYSELF :D)
-Princess Linka
Link: …Yes. And any other girl.
Vaati: NO! NO! A THOUSAND TIMES NO!
Everyone: *exchange looks* Um...
Em: I think we're all looking forward to Skyward Sword enough, right?
Everyone except Majora: YEAH!
Majora: It takes a lot to get me so hyped up I don't enjoy my own game more than anyone else's. And frankly, SS isn't enough. Oh, and a good, old-fashioned massacre is always fun!
Everyone: RABID FANGIRLS!
Ganondorf: *is killed by the author*
Me: If he did that, there'd be no more story, because I'd be dead. A dead girl cannot write.
Link: The fangirls are not my friends, and I don't have a favorite Zelda.
Me: *warps in Princess Linka*
Link: *gives her a light kiss on the cheek*
Me: *warps her out* I am glad you like it so much!
olny one Truth
Purple Link...are you gay?...dont ask i have to clear this with my bro once and for all. Please so NO
-Link's Twin
Me: *splits Link into his four personas and warps herself out*
Vio: Um…Honestly, when you're ten, you don't really know yet. Give me a few years, and I'll tell you then.
Vaati: Why does everyone assume purple equals gay?
oh also could you put everyone in costumes for Halloween
-Kozan the Darkainian Kokiri
I won't put everyone in costume, but I drew you two pictures with those who've been hogging the stage in costume! ...plus one.
http:/msfcatlover(DOT)deviantart(DOT)com/#/d31tp4h
http:/msfcatlover(DOT)deviantart(DOT)com/#/d31tnl0
I wuv Will and his awesome metallic hair, it is so much fun to color! *summons him just so I can glomp him* YEAH, WILL!
Will: WTF? Some one get her off!
Em: *steps in front of the odd scene* Please Read and Review.