Disclaimer: see previous
...no real comment. I'm tired.
I got a KISS from LINK ! WOOOOO TO THE FREAKING WOOOOO! IN YOUR FACE ZELDAS!
DARES:
VATTI: Go on a date with MSF ( You can't get out of It)!
Lineback: Steal all Links Treasure
Link: Give Princess Linka the Master sword :D
Midna + Zelda : DIE LOSERS!
Ganondorf: Kill your biggest hater in the game series (Other than Link)
Still Loving the story ( Passes out from thinking about the kiss from Link)
-Princess Linka
Vaati: …WHY ME?
Me: SQUEE! It'll be at the end of the chapter, 'kay?
Linebeck: It's in my crate, that makes it my treasure.
Ceila: Lier!
Link: Um…alright…
Em: *warps it out*
Midna/Zelda: *heart attacks*
Ganondorf: *turns around and stabs Vaati through the stomach*
Vaati: *turns into Demon form* I repeat, WHY ME?
ok ok ok ok, good so far but could be better.
dares:
gannondolf; kill all your fangirls/boys except the writter and anyone else that they don't want killed (onlly three people)
vatti; kiss shadow/dark link, then tell us if you liked it.
shadow/dark link; go on a date with link and zelda...
link and shiek; i dare you to get a chicken and call it Zelda, make out with it. . .
truths:
shadow/dark link; are you two different people?
shiek; do you think your a boy or a girl? and who do you like the best?
oh and msfcatlover and anyone else in this fic who every like vatti should go give him a hug, the poor thing needs it, so does gannondolf.
oh and have a suger cookie. . .
hope you all have fun :P
-Darkwolflink1
Me: I AM NOT A GANON FANGIRL! NEVER HAVE BEEN! NEVER WILL BE!
Em: No one here likes him, except maybe Koume and Kotake. Can't say they really count, though, since they're his mothers.
Ganondorf: Alright, warp ma out.
Me: *grabs him by the throat* YOU ARE NOT KILLING MY REVEIWERS!
Vaati: Um…
Shadow: Let's get this over with. *kisses him* And the answer is?
Vaati: …No.
Shadow/Dark/Link/Zelda: *are warped out*
Roughly 2hrs later…
Shadow/Dark/Link/Zelda: *are warped back*
Shadow: *plops down in a random chair* Bo-ring.
Dark/Link: *nod*
Shadow: *smirk* I am pleased to inform you that I am a natural Dark Worlder, while he *points to Dark* was actually created by Ganon.
Dark: *glares at him* Don't go acting like that makes you better. I have the Dark Master Sword *points it at Shadow*
Shadow: *grins* True, but I have bombs large enough to warp space when they go off.
Dark: *stabs him*
Shadow: *dissolves with a giggle*
Zelda: *changes into Sheik and thinks about it* I…I don't really know. I've got two different mindsets right now, Princess and Sheikah. It's…confusing.
Almost everyone: *squish Ganondorf*
Em: *hugs Vaati protectively* I am sorry about all this…
Vaati: *slight blush* It's fine… 'cept for, you know, the author.
Me: *puffs out of crowd* YEAH, COOKIE! *stuffs it into her mouth*
Okay nice pics and FTW Midna you look cuter in you imp form same goes for you Emily. now onto the dares
everyone : dress up as power rangers on live tv and yell whatever color you are and the team is Z~force
Navi: I think you cute and with that out of the way i dare you to cook a 5 corse dinner for the entire cast.
Link : sword fight with mido in you child form post ocarina
Vaati : Do whatever you can to get over fear of the author and relax
Shadow Link: Go out in the sunlight
Saria: If Mido did any thing you didn't like on the date kick his nuts if not still kick his nuts.
Ruto: I here by give all the Zoras clothes that are waterproof
Majora: do community service
Midna how was your week as an Imp
Tatl: why were you so mean to Link durring your adventure
Sophie: Did you see my fc on deviantart
-Kozan the Darkainian Kokiri
Everyone: *let their respective villains go*
Em: …Power Rangers aren't part of our fandom.
Navi: Aww, thank you! *flutters off to the kitchen*
Link: *stabs him in the foot* What's the matter, Mido? Don't got your sword on you?
Mido: !#$%^&*
Vaati: *dashes into boys' dressing room and locks the door* …This won't last long, but it'll be worth it.
Shadow: *sticks his tongue out and steps into a patch of light* *thinks about it* It stings a little but I'm solid again, so it doesn't truly hurt.
Dark: *turns on a strobe flashlight*
Shadow: *flinches and glares* Jerk!
Dark: *smirks*
Saria: *kicks Mido*
Ruto: *finds herself in a water suit* Hmm… *pours water down the gap for the helmet* Much better.
Majora: *hisses before being warped out*
Midna: Fine, I guess. I still–
Em: *hand over Midna's mouth* *whispering* Don't insult the reviewers!
Tatl: I can't help my personality.
Me: Yeah! It's pretty cool!
Ganondork: How'd you like Barney? Turn into "Dark Beast Ganon" and jump into Death Mountain.
Shad: Hi. That is all.
Link: Spend a day with your rabid fangirls.
Agitha: Burn your golden bug collection.
-Wildheart
Ganondorf: *death glare and transforms*
Ganon: *is warped into Death Mountain* *jumps into the creator*
Shad: *blush*
Link: DO YOU ALL WANT TO KILL ME? *is warped out*
Agitha: *cries as she sets fire to a curtain*
Me: *squees again and warps herself and Vaati out*
Navi: *flies out of kitchen* I made dinner!
Everyone: *swarm into the kitchen*
Vaati sat uncomfortably at a small table. "Are you absolutely sure about this?" he hissed at the girl across from him. She gave him a pitying look.
"Stop acting. It's just dinner."
He flinched at the word. The Wind Mage held a menu in front of him like a shield.
"Can I help you?" They both flinched at the waitresses voice, the girl recovering first.
"Erm, yes. I'll have a ginger ale, and some buttered noodles. Vaati?"
"I'll have…" he hesitated, not quite willing to put down his only defense.
The waitress didn't seem to notice. "Vaati? As in…the Vaati?"
He shrunk down deeper in his chair, as his "date" glared at the other girl. "So what if he is?"
"Well I'm just his biggest fan!"
"I-I'm going to the bathroom!" He shot out of the booth and practically ran down the aisle and locked the bathroom door behind him. About five minutes later, some one was knocking.
"Hey!" came a man's voice, "Anyone in there?"
"Yes!" he snapped.
"When you gonna be out, boy?"
"Whenever my 'date' gives up on this idea and gets us both out of here!"
It took about an hour and three brutal arguments before I realized he really wasn't coming back out. I finished my dinner, and we both went home. Oh, and by "we both went home" I mean I went home, and dropped him off at the studio on the way.
Vaati: *from dressing room* GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK!
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