Disclaimer: see previous.
It's great to be back! I'm finally working on SotH again (I know, it's a little soon for contractions, but still...) so I'm getting my semi-original creativity back out there, but don't worry, I'm not abandoning this. I'm having too much fun ;)
Oh dear, it seems that I've been missing out on the fun. This is what I get for just going to the Humor section, huh? ANyway, fin time!
Truths:
Volvagia and Argarok-are either of you related to Trogdor?
Vaati-whichever secret is your absolute darkest, you must tell. I ain't givin' up on that yet. If you have several...share them all!
Kafei-do you serve coffee?
Dares:
Majora-burn your mask.
Link-your hat is now an awesome black felt fedora with a white hatband. If anyone makes fun of it, they get Master Sword where the sun don't shine.
Ruto-I'm going to offer you a compromise: you can have the CD-i Link. Either accept it...or run the risk of continual beatings from other fans.
Well, that should do it. I'm putting this on alert so I don't miss it again.
-Foxpilot
Volovagia/Argarok: Roar? (A/N translation: No?)
Vaati: …I…um…*mutters something about spells gone wrong and a childhood sweetheart*
Kafei: At the Stock Pot Inn, we do serve a revitalizing milk-and-bean brew that is rather like your coffee.
Majora: *warps to Kakariko, sets the place on fire and tosses the empty mask into a shop* Not very efficient, but very fulfilling. *warps out*
Me: *puffs into Kakariko, fixes it up and puffs out*
Link: *takes off hat and looks at it* Umm…
Ruto: LINK IS MINE! ALL LINK'S ARE MINE! *evil laugh*
Dares
Linebeck and Tingle: have a Rupee fight. The one with the most Rupees at the end wins.
Vaati: go on an adventure filled with monkeys.
Zelda: split into Zelda and Shiek and then have a philosiphical discussion with yourself.
Majora and Link: have an epic final form (Fierce Diety VS Majora's final form, forgetting the name right now) battle, cause MM is m favorit game in the series. BTW, what's yours?
Truths
None today, sadly...
-TheBrick
Linebeck/Tingle: *start chucking Rupees at each other*
Vaati: Wha-*is warped out*
Zelda: *splits*
Zelda/Sheik: *look at each other*
Sheik: …Well, this is odd.
Zelda: *nod* To say the least.
Me: *puffs in, blocking them from view* ROLL THE TAPE!
http:/www(DOT)youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=O1Afhr_4eGI
Me: *whisper* I wuv Minish Cap…
Em: I'd have thought you could figure that out on your own.
*laughing wickedly*
DARES!(in order to do this dare Ciela must be transformed into a human
Ciela: you must kiss Linebeck ON THE LIPS for 1 hour STRAIGHT
Linebeck: see Ciela's
Link: you must fight all the bosses from the mention games. without help.
Joleen:walk in just as Linebeck and Ciela finishes kissing. go after Linebeck.
Ganondorf: go up against all the links in the mention games.
msfcatlover: transport me to the studio and have me help Joleen hurt Linebeck.(I am a fangirl of him. I married him in my dreams)
linebecky29
Me: *transforms Celia*
Celia/Linebeck: *kiss*
Link: *is warped out*
59min later…
Vaati/Ganondorf: *sleeping*
Majora: *levitating objects into peoples heads*
Zelda/Sheik: *finishing up their conversation*
Em/Me: *playing chess*
Me: *jumps up* HA! CHECKMATE!
Little timer goes off.
Em: *glances over at Celia and Linebeck* Break it up, lovebirds.
Joleen: *hits Linebeck on the back of the head with the hilt of her sword*
Me: *warps in linebecky*
linebecky: *glomps Linkebeck*
sorry forgot to add truths
Ciela and Linebeck: How did the kiss feel?
Joleen: why do you go after Linebeck? In the game he said that the treasure wasn't all that great.
Link:(if you survive) what do you think of me now that I made you go fight all those bosses?
Gannondorf: Why are you so obsessed with the triforce? You have been beaten tons of times for it, so just let it go man!
that is all
-Linebecky
Celia: Um…It was alright…
Joleen: Gods, girl! It's not about the treasure! It's about trust, and friendship and moral lessons…*trails off as she notices everyone looking at her* *crosses arms* Look, he's a jerk and he needs to pay for it, alright?
Link: *is warped back* I just don't understand why you all seem to want to see me die…
Ganondorf: But if I do get it, I'll be able to completely remake the entire world…I'm immortal, I don't have much else to reach for.
I GOT THE MASTER SWORD!
Truth:
Vatti: Why don't you MSF?
Majora: Who would you posses and Why?
Gannondorf: What made you evil?
Koume and Kotake: Who is the Father Of Gannondorf?
Dares:
Ilia/Ruto: Fall into death moutain and... BURN! BURN! BURN!
Love the story. Got to go pratice my Sword fighting..
*Starts swining Master sword like crazy.
She other review I meant Vatti Why don't you Like MSF?
-Princess Linka
Em: *wakes up Vaati*
Vaati: Hmm? *sees Dare* Oh…I don't get along with my fangirls. Not many people do. I'm going back to sleep, now *lays back down*
Majora: Who are my options? I tend to pick based on how powerful people are, and how weak-willed they can be.
Ganondorf: Again, I blame puberty.
Koume: …He doesn't have a father, just us. Isn't that right, Kotake?
Kotake: Yes indeed.
Ilia/Ruto: *are warped to Death Mountain Crater*
Ganondork: Something wrong, Piggy?
Link: Duel Ganondork to the death. As in, his death.
Linebeck 3: I don't really like you, so get eaten by a Like Like.
Midna: What were you going to tell Link before you left?
Shad: Have a cookie. *gives Shad cookie*
-Wildheart
Ganondorf: *sarcasm* Yes something's wrong! I'm here, aren't I?
Link: He has the Triforce of Power; he can't die.
Ganondorf: *fist pump*
Em: But you did duel at the end of Twilight Princess.
Me: ROLL TAPE!
http:/www(DOT)youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=3-oUxJNL69Q&feature=related
A like-like falls from the ceiling, directly onto Linebeck III.
Midna: Is that a Truth or a Dare?
Shad: *tentatively takes cookie* T-thanks…
Back for more dares
Navi why did you ditch Link at the end of oot? I'm sure you have a good reason but it seems mean to me.
Tatl tell Navi about how you helped get Link mugged and turned into a deku scrub. amd take the punishment
Link if you want to get back at Tatl for all the crap she made you go through you may just don't kill her
Ruto I think i misworded the clothes thing i ment whatever the zoras wear instantly dry out of water but retain water inside to keep the zoras moist.
Vatti I give you a laser gun that turns rabid fangirls into fangirls that respect the wishes of the one they're insane for.
Midna I'm sorry you don't like your imp form so i change you back.
Saria get in a tickle fight with kid Link
and last i give everyone they're favorite food .
Navi I likes yous alot! : )
-Kozan the Darkainian Kokiri
Navi: *sniff* He needed to grow up on his own…
Me: *hands her a fairy-sized handkerchief*
Navi: Thanks *dabs nose*
Tatl: Um…Hey Navi?
Navi: Yeah? *sniff*
Tatl: Um…At-the-beginning-of-Majora's-Mask,-Skull-Kid-Tael-and-me-attacked-Link-in-the-Lost-Woods-and–
Navi: *bawls*
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Link: There were lots of off-screen pranks. I feel I've fully gotten my revenge.
Ruto: *dead in Death Mountain Crater*
Vaati: *grabs it* Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!
Midna: *fist pump*
Em: *Turn Link into child form*
Saria: *pins Kid Link down and tickles his feet*
Link: *incomprehensibly begging for mercy*
Everyone else: *shuffle off in the general direction of the kitchen*
30min later…
Everyone: *shuffle out of the kitchen*
Em: *licking some kind of sauce off her fingers* Moving on…
How long has it been since I reviewed? I don't even know...Anyway, here's a long overdue set for you.
Ganondorf, Vaati, Em, and MSF: Go hang out with the ponies from My Little Pony for a day.
Link: Kill Ganondorf with your bare hands (No Master Sword or Silver Arrows)
Everyone: Choose one song to sing on karaoke and sing it in perfect harmony OR ELSE I'LL CUT YOU. -waves a knife around threateningly-
Navi: Take the Cinnamon Challenge (look it up).
Zant and Nabooru: Have a gentleman's duel at dawn. Winner gets a cookie.
-keybladeboy
Me: *looks up from her pasta* Hey, KBB! I was wondering where you got to!
Tingle: *muttering* I wasn't…
Me: Quiet, you *goes back to eating*
Em: Other fandoms equal no. No exceptions!
Zelda: *shoots Ganondorf full of light arrows* HE CAN'T DIE! WE'VE BEEN TRYING FOR CENTURIES!
Link: MILLENNIA!
Ganondorf: *groan of immense pain*
Majora: *smirks and kicks him* Ganon's not singing today.
Me: …That'll take awhile. Tell you what, I'll look up songs, and the entire next chapter can be dedicated to karaoke.
Navi: *looks it up on mini-laptop* Oh…I can't fit that much into my mouth anyway.
Zant: I don't wanna get up that early *cries like a little baby*
Nabooru: *knocks him upside the head with the flat of her axe* Let's just say I won. He's a big baby.
Midna: No, he's just an idiot.
Please R&R, but know that it'll take two chapters for me to get to those. Next chappy is karaoke.