Weekend. Yes.

You know how when some people are tired, they say "I feel like I've been run over by a dump truck/cement mixer!" Yes? No? Well, I feel like I've been run over by the whole FREAKIN' CONSTRUCTION SITE!

...Did Moe the Moblin just call me a girl? Okay, time to torture that pathetically small brain.
Truths:
Stallord-a tornado hits the Arbiter's Grounds. What do you do?
Random Forest Minish #6-is it boring living in a forest glade for centuries at a time?
Ruto-so if the upcoming Link in Skyward Sword comes before OoT Link, how do you claim -him-?
Dares:
Moe-see below.
Moe-see above.
Moe-Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. One train is heading west from Tallahassee Florida at 50 MPH. The other is leaving Sacramento and going north at 80 MPH. When will the two trains explode from a cataclysmic earthquake set off by Pig Ganon's ugly face?
Have fun with that last one-I don't even think I know the answer.

-Foxpilot

Stallord: *coughs a small fire ball* grrrROAR! (A/N translation: Burrow under the sand!)

Samantha: *cocks head to the side* Not really. The forest is an exiting place. Why?

Ruto: If my Linky is a reincarnation of him, then later on he will be promised to me and that makes him mine *squee's*

Moe: *acts like a bobble head until the author gets irritated and grabs him by the tusks*

Me: *looks straight into those stupid, piggy eyes* Next. *lets go*

Moe: *looks very confused*

Vaati: *grin* Instantaneously!

Me: Excellent deduction!

Vaati: eep! *goes invisible*

damn it... Why do all the people i want to get killed by my dares get killed by sombodyelse's dares ? Oh well, onward to the dares and stuff! All these dares below are for people who are supposed be alive. If the person who needs to do a dare is somehow already dead they will revived.
Link: for this chapter you get a break from all dares and you will receive the best brownie in the world. Let no one else have it.
Zelda: how was your cookie? Anyway i dare you to have dance dance revoultion with gannondorf. Winners get a pie of their choice
Gannondorf: see above dare
Vatti: you should have a dual with majora if you win, you may have an ipad
Majora: see above dare
Midna: do you like your bunny? What are going to name it?
Ruto: have a fellow zora help you with the worlds hardest crossword puzzle.
Illia: what do you think you are getting for christmas? (you have answer if you dont celebrate this holiday)
Argorock: have a dragon fight with volvagia
Volvagia: do the above dare

-megzarie

Link: *big grin* Thank you! *walks away with his brownie*

Zelda: It was wonderful.

The two began the contest, but Ganon kept tripping over his own feet. It didn't help that Majora had messed with the machine, either…

Majora: *evil laugh*

Zelda: Apple-berry-cinnamon-peach pie! *it appears, and she walks off looking very happy*

Em: …Zelda's sweet tooth competes with yours!

Me: Scary, isn't it?

Vaati: *waves hand, trapping Majora in a bubble of air* Well, that was easy.

Majora: NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR! I DEMAND A REMATCH, WITHOUT HIS POWERS!

Em: You'd have to give up yours too.

Majora: *shuts up, but has a very sly look on her face*

Vaati: *looks at i-pad* Okay… This is good, right? *accepts it*

Midna: I shall name him Sunshine. *cuddles bunny* I like Sunshine very much.

Ruto: *is shoved into back room with Jared, the Zora from the diving game*

Jared: *bends over crossword* Three across is "Hyrule." Four down is… "Sand Goddess?" No, that doesn't fit. "Sand Temple?" Yes, that seems to work…

Rotu: *blankly stares at crossword*

Ilia: A foal, I hope!

Colin: But you ask for that every year.

Ilia: Shut up! *goes off to pout*

Arorok: (A/N let's do the translation here. Translation: Why should we fight?)

Volvagia: (Translation: The fangirls are no match for us!)

Argorok: (Translation: In fact, I owe many of them payback for assisting the Hero in defeating me!)

Volvagia: (Translation: Here here!)

Me: Before you two go in the fangirl pit for avoiding what could have been the most epic fight ever, I think I'll even the odds. *snaps fingers*

Argorok/Volvagia: *engulfed in a puff of purple smoke*

When the smoke cleared, two boys were where the dragons had been. Where Volvagia was stood a young man with long, feathery red hair and cat-like orange eyes. He wore a red kimono with orange ribbons and golden embroidery. A black headband wrapped around his head. In Argorok's place sat a teen boy. His eyes were glazed over, but he wore light-weight black armor. Simple gold gauntlets covered his hands. His hair was much shorter, and under his armor plates you could just make out a dark red T-shirt and black leggings, resulting in a much more modern appearance.

Me: Aren't they just the cutest? I simply adore coming up with humanoid designs for the "monsters"!

Em: You mean… *points from one boy to the other and back again*

Me: Yep! That's *points to redhead* Volvagia, and that's *points to teen* lil' Argy!

Argorok: What did you do to us?

Majora: *tweaks his now pointy ear* Made you Hylian, I presume.

Argorok: *snaps at her hand*

Majora: *snatches it back* That's so cute, you think that'll seriously hurt me!

Volvagia: *holds out hands as though he were being handcuffed* You got us. In my opinion, being grounded is punishment enough.

Me: *shakes head* I've got to stick to my rules. Anyway, Argy's still got his wings.

Argorok: Really? *large, leathery red wings shoot out of his back* Awesome!

Majora: *practically purring* Facinating…

Security marched the two off t the fangirl pit. They returned with the Garo Master and Igos du Ikana, looking none the worst for wear. Majora vanished into the crowd.

Alright, I officially love this fic, so I'm handing out thruths and dares:
Dares:
Ganon: Kill Zant. I dislike him.
Link: Fall in love with Ruto for a a day. I support you two, even if no one else does.
Ruto: Get into a princess fight with Zelda. Winner's kingdom gets control over Termina.
Zelda: Lose the princess fight.
Mikau (MM): Play an epic guitar solo in front of everyone.
Truths:
Link: Be honest. Why don't you like Ruto, and you can't answer anything like "Just because" or "She's creepy."
Midna: What do you think of Ilia? Do you find her a constant stress-inducer like I do?
Ilia: Move to Death Mountain.
Zant: Are you sad that Hannah Montana is ending? Don't lie.
Well, that's it for now. Later! RH2.0

-RawkHawk2.0

Ganondorf: *skewers Zant*

Link: Um…Should I do my truth first?

Me: Yes.

Link: She's a stalker fangirl. Would you want to have a stalker fangirl? *is given a temporary love potion and warped to a fancy restaurant with Ruto*

The deed to Termina was warped after them. Link gave it to Ruto as a present later that night. Mikau's ghost played romantic music for them, and was thoroughly disgusted by the whole affair. Primarily because it looked like some kid was cozying up to his girlfriend (A/N: Lulu).

Midna: Yes. They cut most of her shameless flirting out of the game…

Ilia: *packs up her bags and does so*

Zant: *is dead*

Midna: He is. He cried over it.

Shad: When your group (the Resistance) were helping Link when he was being attacked, what exactly did you do? Just curious.
Ganondork: Meet Fluffy, my immortal keaton (the kind from Majora's Mask) who loves torturing pig men. Have fun.
Link: Tell Ilia you hate horses.

-Wildheart

Shad: I was the one who did all the research. The others were too busy hiking all over Hyrule to even think about finding out what might be going on…

Ganondorf: *runs for his life*

Fluffy: Hee hoo! You cannot escape a keaton! *gives chase*

Link: *begins the long, hard hike to Death Moutain*

yay time for more dares!
Vatti since your pass came to late i'll give it one more chapter before it expires.
Fairies: I give you all clothes because apparently you don't wear anything under your auras.
Young Link: i'm not sure if this went through or not so once again i turn you into a Kokiri so Navi can remain your guardian. and now that you're a Kokiri i dare you and Saria to go out for a romatic evening together.
Ganondorf : I warp you to a alternate universe were you are the king of Hyrule but not through violance but piece.
Zelda: Some people speculate that you and Link are twins due to hair color age eye color and the fact neither of you have a mother to be know of. what would your reaction be if this was true.
Ruto I now pronounce youand the zora Link clone I named Aquos husband and wife.
Navi: You like me ! *gives her a hug and a kiss on tge forehead*
Emily: you should tell Vatti how you feel about him. guys like it when girls tell them. being a guy i should know. This isn't a dare just advice.

-Kozan the Darkainian Kokiri

Vaati: …

Navi/Tatl/Tael/Neri/Leaf/Celia/EVERY-#$%&ING-GREAT-FAIRY-IN-THE-GAMES: *Finds themselves fully clothed*

Me: Oops, I did change him. Just forgot to mention it.

Everyone: *stares at her*

Me: *sweatdrop*

Link: *recovers from love potion just in time to be warped to his date with Saria*

Ruto: *is warped back* How many husbands will you people give me before I get my Linky?

Me: Thousands *cackles, drawing more stares* What? I'm not allowed to be an anti-fangirl?

Navi: *blush*

Em: *glances around nervously* I…I can't. You see, I…we…he…

Me: Em, like many women, is terrified that if she tells him, he will either reject her or use her. And we all know Vaati's reputation.

Everyone except Vaati: *nods sagely*

Vaati: *didn't hear what just happened, and wonders what everyone's nodding about*

R&R