My life...it steals all my time...
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Sorry... My email's been eating my alerts and not spitting them back out again... I missed the last chapter!
Unfortunately, that means more stuff! Some obscure characters this time.
Truths
Cremia: Are you a pedophile? (youtube .com watch? v=cGyHJ qrXcSo
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Link: did you catch a disease from the prostitutes in Zelda II (the healing ladies)?
Zelda: did you know of all the sexual innuendo in Spirit Tracks? All the "tap me!"s? You're lucky I wasn't drinking anything when I read that the first time!
Link Again: are you scarred for life from all of the ReDeads trying to hump you? If not that, the Great Fairies?
Nabooru: would you "do it" with Link? My evidence: "If I'd known you would have grown up to look this good, I would have kept my promise."
Old Man From Zelda I: how the hell do you know so much? Do you follow Link or something? Is that why you appear in pretty much every dungeon?
Tingle: are you gay? If yes, no offense to gay people.
Ilia: Do you have a bestiality fetish?
Postman: postman = ...something...
Dares
Mido: go hump a rock.
Vaati: try and steal some of Gorman's alchoholic milk and see what he does. BTW, he's probably drunk.
Nabooru: would you "do it" with Link?
Gabora: kill that guy who bosses you around whose name I forget. Then have a cookie. You deserve it, for committing murder.
Romani: Catfight. You and Malon.
? (I don't know his name, but he's the guy in the toilet in Clock Town in MM): Hold it. For life.
Saria, Darunia, Impa: have a cookie. And a brownie. And a life's supply of chocolate. You deserve it, since you're the only cool ones in the Seven Sages, other than Zelda.
Midna: see above, except just because you're not annoying, like certain fairies or a certain boat or a certain hat or a certain owl or a certain... you know what I mean.
Epona: see above, except carrots, since I don't think horses can eat chocolate...
Agitha: you now have all the golden bugs that ever existed. But you're still creepy.
Link: Go beat every single boss from your video game career in less than 24 hours. Yes, I love you too. I'll be nice, and not make you fight Ganon until the end. However, he must use every form of every video game he's been in.
Ganondorf/Ganon: see above.
P.S. I feel bad for you, getting run over by a train, but look on the bright side: at least it wasn't a planet. Course, you'd be dead, so that wouldn't help. I would cry.
-TheBrick
Cremia: *crosses arms* No!
Link: Um…I really hope not…
Zelda: *nod* You should have seen Link's face! Even after the third take, he'd still blush!
Link: Yes, Ocarina scarred me for life *shivers* Majora's Mask didn't help…
Majora: *evil laugh*
Em: You're just doing that because it's fun, aren't you?
Majora: Maybe. Maybe not.
Nabooru: He's half my age! No!
Old guy (A/N: I'm not making up a name for him): I am one of many people who follow the Hero.
Tingle: Tingle doesn't have time for romance! Tingle's too busy looking for fairies!
Ilia: No!
Postman: …?
Mido: *walks off muttering to himself*
Vaati: *swipes the bottle and warps out*
Gorman: It'ss miiilk! Juss miiilk!
Nabooru: …I already answered that.
Gabora: *swings hammer on his boss's head, takes cookie and runs*
Kid Malon/Romani: *fight*
Everyone else: *ignores them because they're just kids*
Me: We never learn his name. In the Bomber's Notebook, he's identified as ?
Saria/Darunia/Impa/Midna: *accept their sugary concoctions*
Saria: *stars eating right away*
Darunia: *politely hides them to throw out later* (A/N: Gorons eat rocks, remember?)
Impa: *nibbles on her cookie*
Midna: *nibbles on her brownie*
Epona: *sticks her head into a bag of carrots*
Link: *is warped out*
Ganondorf: *is warped out*
23 hours later…
Link: *is warped back, ripped clothes, bent shield and all* …I hate this. So much.
Me: Ganon?
Link: Is as close to dead as he'll ever be *goes to clean up*
Shad: Here, have Fluffy. *gives Shad Fluffy (he likes protecting smart, scholary people)*
Ganondork: Poke Shad. In front of his newfound bodyguard.
Link: Marry Ruto.
Midna, Zelda: Have a contest to see who is better.
-Wildheart
Shad: *pets Fluffy* Incredible…
Fluffy: *smiles*
Ganondorf: *is revived* *hits Shad*
Shad: Ow!
Fluffy: Hoo hoo! Bad move! *attacks*
Ganondorf: Save me, Din!
Across the room…
Din: *playing cards with the other two goddesses* No. Go fish.
And back…
Link: She may be a princess, but I'm already married! Remember?
Flashback to Chapter Eight:
"Link must marry Zelda."
"Me: *points to Link and Zelda* You are now husband and wife. *rings materialize on their fingers*"
Present:
Link: And even though I like all the girls equally, I'm fairly sure Zelda would kill me.
Midna: *ticks points off on fingers* I can take care of myself, am taller, and have a better fashion sense. I'm also unusual, and I've got more attitude.
Zelda: I'm daintier, more polite, can use a bow, and any Sheikah weapon you can name. I've got the Triforce of Wisdom, am more mature, show up in more than one game and the series is named after me.
Midna: I think my taking care of myself trumps most of yours.
Zelda: You couldn't take care of yourself until after I gave you part of the Triforce!
Midna/Zelda: *glare at each other*
Humanoid bosses...Fascinating.
Truths:
Vaati-WHERE'S DA BEEF?
WW Seahat-is it boring to patrol a five-foot section of sea continually?
Random Town Minish #15-you know that putting on weight to return a book would probably lead to your untimely death as a splatter on the floor, right?
Dares:
Morpha-become a humanoid. And no, you don't get your jiggly skin.
WW/PH Link-use the WInd Waker to launch the studio to Mount Everest.
Midna-Beat Ganondorf in a tap-dancing contest. Keep trying until you win.
Ah yes, the steamroller feeling. Well, the holidays are coming, so that means a break. Just hold out until then and you'll be fine.
-Foxpilot
Vaati: How should I know? There are cows at Lon Lon Ranch.
Random Seahat #8: *hovers there looking confused*
Sam: Link survives the fall, and we Minish are more durable than Hylians!
Morpha: *is engulfed in the purple smoke*
Morpha's Hylian form was markedly different from either Volvagia or Argorok. He looked like a little kid, with unnaturally pale skin, an ocean-blue rattail, and big, fluorescent green eyes. The ex-amoeba blinked at the crowd.
Morph: What?
Em: *points to him* Sophie! Why do you make the evil ones cute?
Me: Because it's fun!
Link: *spins the Wind Waker repeatedly*
The studio goes flying.
Me: *magically glues everyone to the walls* *warps out*
Studio collides with Mt. Everest. No one was seriously hurt, but the shockwave actually dislodged them from the walls.
Midna: *a little shaky* *does this routine: http:/www(DOT)youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=K3eMdOMqIL0)
Ganondorf: *does the most boring tap routine ever. Aka, this: http:/www(DOT)youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=hADV4MoxsRU)
muhahahahahahaha
Im back!
For the regular dares and truths:
Link: play go fish with gannondorf and no cheating!
Ganondorf: same dare as the above. Again no cheating please!
Vats: what is favorite thing to do when you have free time?
Ruto: hmm... Ok im not a huge fan of yours but you get to have your favorite dessert this chapter.
Zelda: nice job beating gannondorf at dance dance revolution! I thought it was gonna be a closer competion though =). What is it REALLY being a princess? Do you like or is it kinda painfull? Sorry just curious...
Midna: did you and em know each other before this fic? Oh and i dare you to battle the hardest boss you ever fought and defeat it\him\ her. Im sure you will win because you aare awesome like that!
Zant: call up all your lady friends (if you have any) and invite them to give you a makeover. It will be hillarious... Or at least for me...
Tingle: i still hate you. For that you must be tied up to a chair and be whacked by em with a baseball bat! Muhahahaha!
Volvagia and Argrock: actually i never made it far enough in oot to beat you volvagia. Thats because im lazy. And i never acctually beat you in tp because my bro who awesome at video games wanted fight you instead. I let him because i wanted him to shut up... Which reminds me do either of you have siblings?
Now for my special boss dare requests:
Gohma and Armagohma: you must battle each other!
Fyrus and Volvagia: Battle each other
Morpha and Morpheel: you two pretty much have to fight each other.
Odwalda and Bongo Bongo: fight
King Ikana and Twin Rova:
Guess what? you have to fight...sorry!
That's it for now! Have fun yalls! If you dont then i guess it is what you make of it!
-megzarie
Link/Ganondorf: *play Go Fish*
Link: *easily beats Ganondorf*
Vaati: I flirt. I cause chaos. Sometimes I turn the chaos into a full-fledged rampage.
Ruto: *omnoms on fish*
Zelda: Well, like anything sometimes it's a real pain, ad sometimes it's a lot of fun.
Midna: I visited her village on occasion. But we didn't know each other well.
Zant: Don't have none… *sniff*
Tingle: Wha-? *magically tied to chair*
Em: *now holding baseball bat* *whacks Tingle*
Tingle: *knocked out*
Everyone: *stare at Emily*
Em: What? The little creeper bothers me too!
The dragons-turned-Hylians were released from the fangirl pit.
Argorok: *fixing his armor* That should be illegal!
Me: *genuinely worried* Did they do anything illegal?
Volvagia: No, though not for lack of trying.
Me: *visibly relived* Oh good.
Argorok: "Oh good" what? We aren't used to these forms! We could have died!
Me: In which case, I could revive you. Legally, none of you exist, which is why I haven't been carted off to jail. The fangirls on the other hand… Well, there's only so many truly rabid fangirls in the world. It'd be hard to find replacements…
Volvagia/Argork: *glare*
Me: Now answer your question! *vanishes*
Volvagia: *reads it aloud* I don't think I do. Of course, please keep in mind I was dead for a few hundred years, and don't know what my parents were up to during that time.
Argorok: I've got a sister, but we never see each other. I think she's in Termina now…
Once again the studio was transformed into a gladiator pit. Ghoma and Armoghoma appeared in the ring.
Everyone: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Me: *eating a blueberry muffin*
Ghoma and Armoghoma immediately began laying eggs. When they hatched, the ghoma larvae and…whatever those little white spiders are called charged towards each other. The larvae cleared the spider horde with a single leap and coated Aromoghoma's back. Ghoma climbed a wall to escape her rival's children as Armoghoma ran in circles trying to shake off the tiny menaces on her (A/N: Armoghoma has to be a her, right? I mean, it lays eggs…) back. After five cycles, Armoghoma got smart, and lay down to let the tiny white spiders take care of the pests clinging to her fur and armor so that she could open her eye and take out her opponent. Unfortunately, she lay down directly beneath the wall Ghoma was perched on. Ghoma lept down, pried open the armored lid, and popped out Armoghoma's living eye. The small red spider hung beneath her claw, the body limp and helpless without it, desperately flailing its legs.
Me: *now eating candy cane* Oh! New rule! Looser becomes Hylian!
Suddenly, Ghoma was holding a twenty-something year old, very tan girl by her long, auburn hair. The woman wore a blood-red ankle-length gown, and was currently barefoot. Armoghoma's main body had also vanished.
Arma (A/N: It seems like a good nickname): OW! Put me down, you sorry excuse for an arachnid! *is unceremoniously dumped in the sand* *brushes self off, muttering* You older ghoma think you know everything, don't you? Stupid bi-*is teleported out with Ghoma, to be replaced by Darbus and Volvagia*
Darbus: I keep telling you people, I am not a monster!
Volvagia: It would be horribly unfair for us to fight either way. He's a Goron, or a flaming beast, and I'm either a Hylian not used to the form or a dragon large enough to eat him for breakfast.
Darbus: *eyes him* I am not a monster! And what's this talk about being a dragon?
Volvagia: Ever heard of the great fire-breather Volvagia, who used to guard Death Mountain?
Darbus: Yes…
Volvagia: *big grin*
Darbus: *somehow pales*
Both were then replaced with Morpha and Morpheel.
Morpheel: *flounders desperately*
Mopha: Ha ha, you can't breath out of water!
The arena was promptly filled with water. Mopha bobbed to the surface, and then…just kept going. The water followed him up, until it formed a pillar beneath him, leaving Morpheel floundering on the damp sand again.
Me: Play fair! *refills the arena*
Morpha: Play to win! *jerks the water-pillar to the side, down, and up again so that the only water in the arena is once again the base of his tower.*
With a sigh, the author took out all the water, and transformed Morpheel. The newly-Hylian creature sat up, grabbed her throat, and gasped for air. She was young, had dark, muddy-green hair that hung around her knees, and wore a dress made from blue-black scales. Like Morpha, she was unnaturally pale and had large, luminescent green eyes.
Morpha: *crashes into the sand* #$%&!
Me: *shakes head* Tch! Such language from one so young! *eats a Pocky*
Em: You're going to get fat, you know.
Me: This is my reality, the only thing I actually ate was the muffin. And the Pocky. I think I'll have another Pocky *summons one*
Morpha: *completely alright* *grabs Morpheel by the collar* Imposter! Using my name, and my title!
Morpheel: Don't blame me! I didn't ask to be born! *shoves him* Get your hands off of me!
Me: Alright, you two, break it up! Morpheel, you lost. *pauses* Oh, Morpheel, can you come up with a nickname for yourself? Your names are just too similar.
Morpheel: *crosses her arms* Hell no! It's my name! It's my temple! Make him pick a nickname!
Morpha: Watch it, girly, I'm the original boss of the water temple! Ocarina clearly comes before Twilight Princess in the time line, which makes it my temple, which makes you my successor, which makes me better.
Morpheel: Even if that was true, you know what they say: the new replaces the old.
Me: NO TIMELINE THEORIES! *replaces them with the next group*
Odolwa and Bongo Bongo appeared in the ring. Once again, the crowd's voice rose; "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" The author started playing the music from Woodfall Temple, and transformed the ring into Bongo Bongo's layer.
Em: *glances at the author*
Me: *with the starry-happy-fangirl look in her eyes (A/N: aka, shojo sparkles whirling in oddly pink-tinted air around my head)* Because the fight with Bongo is so awesome, and the only thing I liked about his temple! And Woodfall was my favorite temple in Majora's Mask! *small beeping from pocket* Oops! *puffs out*
Long wait…
Me: *puffs back in a visibly darker mood*
Em: What'd she say?
Me: Nothing important, it just looks like this chapter will be going up late because of it. *looks down the pit* Dammit! I missed it!
Odolwa had both of Bongo Bongo's hands pinned to the floor with his sword and was standing triumphantly on the great beast's head. Bongo Bongo moaned as he shifted into a considerably smaller form. Odolwa lost his balance and fell off his opponent's back. A young man dressed like a Sheikah in red and purple picked himself up off the floor. He had shoulder-length dark purple hair, and a bandage wrapped to hide his right eye. His one good eye glared at the audience.
Me: *sigh* I need to stop coming up with on-the-spot new forms. He looks like Kafei's older brother or something!
Em: True…
Bongo and Oldolwa vanished, replaced by Igos du Ikana and the Twinrova.
Kotake: *encases Igos in ice, winning the round of them.*
Everyone: *stare*
Me: Igos used to be Ikana, so I can't turn him into a humanoid.
Em: You could revive him.
Me: That wouldn't be a loosing penalty!
The studio retuned to normal. Somewhere in the background, Morpha and Morpheel were still fighting.
Miley cyrus appears
Linebeck: Who the heck are you?
Miley: OMG I'm Miley cyrus and I'm awesome.
Everyone stares at her, confused.
Vaati: BOW DOWN TO ME!
Miley: no
Vaati: yes
they get into a cat fight
Tatl: thats really wierd
Tael: yep
Linebeck: Does anyone have any rupees?
Ciela: shut up Linebeck
Farore appears
Farore: I command Link to turn into toon Link and kiss Linebeck
Link and LInebeck:WHAT?
Farore: Well, yeah havn't you heard of LinkxLinebeck
Link:no
Farore: here *magicly pulls up laptop and shows everyone a linkxLinebeck video on youtube*
Link passes out and Linebeck pukes into a toilet
Farore: oh well *turns Link into toon Link and leaves*
Link:darnit
Linebeck: Well, I guess we have to.
Link: yeah
Ciela: Link are you insane?
Link: yeah
Ciela hits Linebeck in the head
Linebeck: knock it off Sparkles!
Vaati: Yeah, beat it Ciela, I wanna see this! *locks Ciela in cage.
Ciela: Shoot
Linebeck leans in and kisses Link on the lips. Linebeck is about to pull away when Link kisses back
Linebeck: kid, what are you doing?
Vaati: Go Becky!
Miley: Go ,Link!
Midna: *banishes Miley to the dark world*
Linebeck finnaly kicks Link away and everyone cheers.
Embaressed, Linebeck passes out.
-me
Me (the author): …What was that?
Em: I have no idea…
Hey zelda crew! Ganon has had a rough break, what say we cut him some slack? NOPE!
Koume/Kotake: I command you to battle Ganon in his WW form! Winner gets 4 course meal prepared by Vaati. Loser becomes bound to Ruto forever!
Link: you must face Nabooru in combat. In young form.
Zelda: fight Midna for rights to kill Ruto!
Midna: see above
Vaati: you must apologize to Ezlo for turning him into a hat, then present him as a gift to Emily.
Majora: turn into a mask, and suffocate Tingle with yourself!
Sheik: what happened to the sheikah?
Zant:...DIE!
Navi: marry tael and then tell tatl the news.
Have fun everyone :)
MWHAHAHAHAHA!
-zeldagamer96
Once again, Kotake froze Ganondorf in a block of ice.
Koume: That's your answer to everything, isn't it Kotake?
Kotake: Why yes it is Koume. Amazing how it only took you 419 years to figure it out.
Me: Ganon an Ruto are already married.
Vaati: *goes into the kitchen muttering*
Nabooru: *grabs Link's collar and holds him off the ground* *as a second thought, also relieves him of his sword and shield* I win.
Link: Not fair!
Zelda/Midna: *catfight*
Once again, the boys are blocking the authors view, otherwise I'd write it out!
Vaati: *mutters his apology while shoving Ezlo into a box* *adds a card saying "Merry X-mas" and teleports it to Emily*
Em: *opens box, sweatdrops, and returns Elzo to normal*
Majora: *becomes Majora's Incarnation and jumps on Tingle* *tuns int the mask and clamps herself to his face*
Tingle: *struggling with steadily decreasing strength*
Zelda: How should I know? They won't tell any of me. They're still around, though, I can guarantee you that.
Zant: *dies of heart attack*
Me: *still eating Pocky* You know what's really funny? The first time some one ordered some one in this fic to "DIE!" and I gave them a heart attack, I'd never read or watched Death Note. Now I'm working my way through that series, and it occurs to me how ironic that is… I'm still going to ask you not give other fandom Truths or Dares. Oh and *points to Navi and Tael* You are now husband and wife.
Tatl: *sighs* I heard that.
aww i made Navi blush she so cute when she's emberassed. now on to the dares
Navi i give you the dare barrier now you can't be hurt by any dares that would cause you pain. also this is long overdue but i appologies to you and Tatl for the mud wresleing thing i didn't know you two were naked under your auras.
Link please tell me the pranks you pulled on Tatl in detail and also how was you date with Saria?
Midna heres a sword have fun
Majora heres a bazooka have fun
Vatti i give you a dare pass for next week
Okay here are a few more dares i'm sorry but the psp is very limited with text
i give everyone in this fic as well as Sophie and the reviewers christmas presents.
Also if no one will do the dares they are given by anyone i will take these books of their baby pictures (That Tatl happily gave me except for her's which i stole ) and post them on the internet.
-Kozan the Darkainian Kokiri
Navi: Aww, thanks! No hard feelings, you didn't know.
Link: *blush* The date was fun. Um…I kept a journal *fishes around in his bag and pulls out a home-made notebook* It's all in here. *hands it to Em, who warps it out*
Midna: *looks at it* I'm not really good with one of these…
Me: *wrenches gun away from Majora* No! She is not getting one of these! It takes energy to revive or heal people, and I'm too tired to revive the entire LoZ cast!
Majora: *pouts*
Vaati: *snatches the slip of paper* An for once, it's not too late. Thank you!
Everyone began ripping into their presents. They all seemed pretty happy. (A/N: There's so many of them, I'm not writing out their individual reactions)
Me: *on her second box of Pocky* Thanks Kozan!
Oh crap! Please disregard the chapter 16 review I made, I didn't finish the list!
I'm just gonna skip the annoying keyboard shortcuts and PM mine to msfcatlover.
Ok, first things first, I would've sent my list in the normal fashion; except .net was a douche and messed it up.
So if you don't mind, please disregard the unfinished dare list on my review of chapter 16 and here is my REAL dare list.
Ruto: I take pity on you, you get to kiss Link.
Zelda and Midna: Watch as my OC(Michael) roasts Ruto on Laevateinn and chops her into sushi with Valmanway after she kisses Link.
Zelda and Midna (Alternate Dare if Msfcatlover doesn't feel like bringing my OC into this): Team up and Brutally Murder Ruto for kissing Link. Midna gets to use the Fused Shadow spider thing, and Zelda gets to use the Light Arrows.
Link: Three words: Stop, Hammer Time! Translation: TP Link just borrowed the Megaton Hammer from OoT Link and gets to use it to smash Zant's(aka fish head) helmet in. Then proceed to smash Ganondorf's piggy face in.
Toon Link: Do the same with the Skull Hammer, only replicate your finishing move on Ganondorf with the Hammer instead of the Master sword.
Vaati: Use your wind powers/awesomeness to cut Ganon into pork chops. Then summon your ultra-cute little familiar which looks like a Minish-sized version of your eyeball-demon form for Emily's sake (And most likely the author as well).
Ganondorf: Beat the living crap out of Zant for failing miserable to stop Link, I cannot believe how disappointing that boss fight against you was.
Zant: Despite freaking me out to no end, you get a nicer fate. You just get tortured by Midna. And before you start pouting, it's either her or getting torn apart limb by limb by my OC (Points to Michael) who, by the way, hates your guts and would rip you apart in his demon form if he got the chance.
Happy Mask Salesmen: You put on Majora's Mask, give Link the Fierce Deity Mask (Did you know that the Japanese name for that mask was 'Oni Mask' and that 'Oni' is Japanese for demon) at which point Link slices you to bits with Sword Beams. Again, nicer fate than what you would suffer at Michael's hands.
Tingle: Fly up in your little Tingle-Balloon and drop Tingle-Bombs which Tetra somehow catches, loads into the cannons on her pirate ship, and shoots you down with them before they go off.
Now I'm done with my list.
Working on Chapter 14 of my fanfic,
-Ganesh295
Ruto: *Squees too high for human ears and tackles Link*
Me: OC's are fine, but I'm not sure if I could do Michael justice…we'll do the alternative Dare, okay?
Midna: *transforms with fused shadows*
Zelda: Link, MOVE! *shoots Ruto with light arrows, paralyzing her*
Link: *gets out of the way*
Midna: *spears the stupid fish-girl*
Link: *breaks Zant's helmet, and breaks Ganon's nose with the Megaton*
Em: *turns Link and Zelda into Toon forms*
Link: *does that awesome backflip-finshing-blow-jumping-strike thing with the Skull Hammer, effectively breaking the rest of Ganondorf's face*
Vaati: *summons little Fuu*
Fuu: *circles his head, chirping*
Em: Aww! Is he friendly?
Vaati: Usually.
Fuu: *lands on Emily's shoulder and nuzzles against her neck*
Em/Vaati: *blush*
Ganondorf: *mutters to himself as his sight is retuned* *attempts to beat Zant to death, but is knocked unconscious by Majora*
Majora: *sigh* It's little things like this that make me happy. *walks off whistling*
Em: That bazooka's in a safe place, right?
Me: Don't worry, I returned it to my world's army. And my world is the one place none of you can get to without my help.*
Zant: *already in pretty bad shape* I-I d-don't–
Midna: *cracks her knuckles* This is one time I think I could truly appreciate Majora's love of pain.
Zant: *faints*
Midna: *laughs* Too easy!
HMS: *puts un the mask* It's empty of evil now…
Majora: *pops out and snatches her mask back* Thank you, physical body needed, don't want to test if divine magic can still travel along the bond between this thing and me. Good-bye. *disappears into the crowd*
Me: *shrug* I don't think she'd sink low enough to possess him anyway. So It's only a matter of whether or not Majora gets hurt too. *hands Link the Fierce Deity Mask* *points to HMS* Kill.
Link: *rolls his eyes and puts on the mask*
Let's skip the screaming and writhing in pain…
Me: D'aww! Look at the Toon Fierce Deity!
TFDL: *glares* Can we get this over with?
Me: Sure. Don't make it too messy, okay? No matter how many brownie points it wins you with Majora.
TFDL: Wow, you've cheered up.
Me: Yeah, pasta does that to me. *wipes a bit of sauce off her chin* You, on the other hand, seem to suddenly be in a foul mood.
TFDL: *sarcastic* Yeah, this mask does that to me. Can you please get out of my way?
Me: *steps to the side sheepishly, not having realized she was in the way*
TFDL: *swings the sword in a series of diagonal cuts, the resulting magic waves cutting the Happy Mask Salesman from all angles. The speed of the blasts killed the HMS fairly quickly*
Me: *looks a little sick* Couldn't it be a little less…
TFDL: I don't think so. *takes off the mask* Ahh, that's better.
Me: Right… Um, let's go to the Great Sea for the last dare. *warps everyone out, reviving the HMS and leaving him to clean up the mess*
Tingle: *floats over the boat, and drops a bomb flower*
Tetra: *snatches it, drops it in the cannon, points the thing at Tingle, ducks down and plugs her ears*
Tingle: *is blasted out of the air*
Me: *points at the camera* Cue the graphic!
The Looney Toons "That's All Folks!" end graphic ended the chapter.
Please R&R