Happy New Year! *sets off the glitter cannons*
Truths:
Romani: did you ever find out what THEY were in MM?
Fyer: Why do you look like a clown? Doesn't that scare off potential customers?
Link: Whose design do you prefer, Young Link or Toon Link? While you're on it, what's your favorite design from the entire series (this can be applied to any character, not just yourself)?
Vaati: how many people have called you gay, in spite of what has happened during the course of the various truths and dares?
Dares:
Mayer Bo: have an eating contest with Yeto.
Yeto: see above.
Great Fairy of OoT: put some clothes on. Now. You have given people nightmares. Including me.
Ruto: see above. Including the last part.
Ezlo: You're annoying. Link of MC, stuff him in the back/bottom of wherever you keep your clothes. Personally, I've always thought you kept everything you owned in your hat, but meh.
-TheBrick
Romani: They must be ghosts!
Link: They look like aliens, though…
Romani: *blank look* What's an alien?
Fyer: I need to dress cheerfully to match the funhouse.
Me: *whispering* He scares me…
Midna: *pats the author on the head* Me too.
Link: I prefer to have realistic proportions. It's hard to walk with stubby little legs.
Em: *points to end of his Dare*
Link: Midna's design is awesome.
Vaati: *grimace* You have no idea. I swear, there's more yaoi out there about me than anything else.
Bo/Yeto: *start stuffing their faces*
Me: All the Great Fairies have already been clothed, remember? *muttering* Thank the gods…
Ruto: *suddenly finds herself in a dress like Laruto's from Wind Waker*
Bo: *shoves a slice of pizza into his mouth and stands up triumphantly*
Link: picks up the bratty hat-Minish and shoves him into his belt pouch* You get to see me take things out of this in Twilight Princess…
I agree. Though the Morpheel battle was cooler, the Morpha battle was just plain better. Also, I like the Hookshot better than the Clawshot.
Truths:
Onox-can I catch you in a Poke ball?
Majora-what is your favorite "spice": Ginger or Mary Ann?
Yeto and Yeta-would you ever leave Snowpeak for the suburbs?
Dares:
Ganondorf-You are now Gannon, the banned bane of Zelda existence. The purist fans will be after you momentarily.
Goddesses-bless my cat and let her into heaven. She's not evil, just mistrusting of others.
Stagnox-drive your horn into the ground and break it off.
I'm afraid those dare passes are invalid. I do believe that I, of no one else, gave the dare of never allowing immunities. I sound like such a snob now, don't I? ...Merry Christmas!
-Foxpilot
Onyx: …What?
Me: As much as I'd love to see that, not here.
Majora: …What the general said.
Yeto: We are very happy, uh.
Yeta: Very, very happy, uh.
Gannon: Wha-*is killed by the flamers*
Me: …That…was…AWESOME! Let's do it again! *revives Gannon*
Gannon: Ugh, my hea-*is killed by the flamers*
Majora: MORE! MORE!
Me: *revives Gannon*
Em: *coughs politely* Well, that'll keep them busy for a while, so I'll take it from here.
Farore: *smile* Aww, that's very sweet of you! Of course we will!
Din: Are you sure that's a good idea?
Farore: Loosen up, Din!
Stagnox: *rams his horn against the ground and howls in pain* *huge crack appears in his horn*
okay i'm posting from my psp right now so i'll send the mojority of the dares via pm.
i undo all forced marages done so far in this story
Navi i make you the same age as Tatl with this ray gun i just made
Dark play song of healing rock style and Zelda's lulabey on you electric guitar/base
I warp my Oc self to the studio and show everyone's baby pics on a huge screen they can do whatever they want to me after it will be worth the pain
Em kiss Vatti
Majora i've taken away you sadistic nature for the chappy
okay i'm sorry but here are the rest.
I really want to know what pranks Link did to Tatl for revenge why won't anyone tell me : (
Tingle shove a rupie up you ass
HMS Burn all you masks
Ruto Is it okay if i let you marry Zora Link instead (I'm afraid of what the kids would look like any other way
Tael here's a puppet gun that makes other do what ever you want against their will. Use it on you sister
Sopie read Young Link's diary about his date with Saria in front of everyone. And please seperate the inks Zeldas into all of there forms
Morpha go on a date with Morpheel
Everyone must listen to a translated version of tokusentai you can find the lyrics online
Ceilia do you have a crush on Linebeck
Tetra you must steal all of Linebeck's treasure then give it to charity
Sophie again when i say everyone's baby pictures I mean yours as well.
What happens when a girl falls in to the rabbid fangirl pit?
and lastly everyone must play the CDI games except Vatti Em and Sophie.
Happy new year!
-Kozan the Darkainian Kokiri
Navi: *changed*
Dark: *plays said songs*
Everyone: *applauds his awesome rock-skills*
Kozan appeared in the studio, and immediately began feeding the pictures into the projector. Everyone stared as the pictures scrolled across the screen.
Majora: I'll be right back. *warps out*
The screen spluttered to white. Glancing back, everyone saw Majora, standing next to a flaming wreck that might once have been the projector. She looked mighty pleased with herself.
Em: The journal didn't make it? That's odd…
Me: *taps list*
Em: *pales, then leans down and lightly kisses Vaati on the top of the head*
Vaati: *startled* Huh?
Em: Dare! *disappears into the crowd*
Me: …That girl has shyness issues…
Link: *mutters something about a swamp, sand, and glow-y fluff*
Tingle: Tingle cannot do that!
Majora: *starts to smile, then stops, looking very confused*
Me: Well, is anyone willing to do that to the little creeper?
Everyone: *awkward shuffling*
Me: Fangirl pit it is, then. *pulls lever*
Tingle: *falls down pit*
HMS: *takes off his backpack and lights it on fire*
Ruto: All Links…
Teal: *fires gun at Tatl* Um…How would one undo that?
Me: Link? Did you write that down?
Link: Yeah, but it's in the same journal as the pranks…
Me: I can't read it aloud without the diary, and we have no idea where that ended up. *waves hand*
The room was suddenly much more crowded than before. Various Links and Zeldas stared at each other in confusion.
Me: *fuses them all back together* Too confusing for everyone. In response to your question, girls are shifted to the fanboy pit. Same craziness, different gender.
Haven't been on in a while, but I loved your allusion to Lulu being the same character model as Ruto. Few people noticed. Now, on to the Ts and Ds!
Truths:
Link: What gives you the impression that Ruto is a creepy stalker, besides almost everyone's blatant dislike of her for destroying Zelink?
Ganon: Did you enjoy killing Zant?
Tetra: Do you hate knowing that despite all your bravado, you're still a dainty princess who is frequently kidnapped?
Din/Farore/Nayru: Are Majora and the Happy Mask Salesman deities?
Dares:
Link: Admit that the Happy Mask Salesman is the true hero of Termina, since you'd still be a deku scrub right now without him.
Ruto: Kill Zelda and Midna. They're taking your fiancee from you. I will never allow that.
Ilia: Fight it out with Saria to see who's the better childhood friend.
This is awesome! Don't stop writin'!
-RawkHawk2.0
Link: I don't think I ever said I thought that. I think she said that.
Ruto: *pouts* I said I did not stalk you!
Me: *muttering* After Midna told you to lie…
Ganondorf: Yes. Very much.
Tetra: Previous incarnations of me had a kidnap-ee problem. It only happened to me once!
Me: *cough*TWICE*cough*
Tetra: *whirls around* When?
Me: *cringe* Phantom Hourglass?
Tetra: *growling* That wasn't a kidnapping…
Nayru: Though the Happy Mask Salesman is not, in any way, shape, or form, a deity, Majora managed to win herself the title of "demon."
Majora: *big grin* *pumps fist*
Link: I never claimed to be the Hero of Termina. He can take the title, for all I care!
Me: You're still in a bad mood from the whole "Toon Oni Link" thing, aren't you?
Ruto: *steals one of the TP Zora's halberds (That's what you call a spear with an axe on the top!) and decapitates her rivals*
Me: *looks like she's about to throw up* I'm not cleaning this up… *warps out*
Ilia: *is dead from Ruto's massacre*
Saria: *is dead from Ruto's massacre*
43 hours later…
Me: *puffs back in* *looks around* Well, at least it's clean again…
Em: And I had to revive all those people!
Me: People?
Em: She went after the yaoi pairings too…
Me/Em: *shudder at the fish-girl's ruthlessness*
Ok everyone its WAR! A pillow war that is! no cheating. I think everyone should get some destressing good fun.
This my belated christmas present to everyone! make sure majora dosnt kill anyone in the process though =3. it will be either be a team battle with bosses vs non bosses or a free for all so chose your poison.
Thnx for beating up tingle Em! He seriously creeps me out.
Attention loz princesses:
After your pillow fight you will all either have a princess war or have a go kart race on the hardest track in mario kart wii: rainbow road(good luck with the sharp turns=p) again, you must choose your poison =p winner gets to choose their favorite getaway place and go to it until that person gets her next dare
All forms of link:
argue amongst yourselves to see is the best link form
-megzarie
Everyone: FREE-FOR-ALL! *go nuts with pillows*
The air was quickly filled with feathers.
2 hours later…
Ruto/Midna/Zelda: *keep fighting in a Princess Pillow War, while everyone watches*
Link: *is briefly split again, and left to argue amongst himself/ves (?)*
Ganondork: I said POKE Shad, not HIT him! *runs Ganondork through with Master Sword* And "play" with Fluffy.
Shad: Teach me to read Hyrulian, please. *puppy dog eyes*
Morpha: Ahh, you're so cute as a Hylian! *hugs*
Zelda, Link: Get divorced.
Link: Marry Ruto. Don't care if you stayed married to her, though. *winks*
-Wildheart
Ganondorf: *is attacked by Fluffy*
Shad: There are many different formats of Hylian, but I find that this site has the best over-all translation: http:/nintendoaddict(DOT)proboards(DOTcom/index(DOT)cgi?board=hyrule&action=display&thread=848
Morpha: *tenses* Get off of me. NOW.
Zelda: Our marriage was just terminated…
Me: *points to Link and Ruto* You are now husband and wife.
Link: *mutters*
Me: Link, why do you say you like all the girls equally, yet whenever you deal with Ruto you act like you have PMS?
Link: *mutters more viciously*
Hello people! Happy New Years!
Now on to the dares!
midna: kill ganon in the most painful way u can think of.
ganon: see above, then put on links deku mask.
koume: BURN DEKU GANON!
kotake: have a snow cone.
zelda: how old are u? u have been in like all the games.
saria: use ur awesome foresty powers to destroy phantom ganon(ooT)
darunia: use ur crazy firey powers to battle volvagia.
ruto: battle the Great fairies!
Great fairies: kill ruto.
medli/makar: treat all the sages(fado and laruto included) to a new years sage party! Mages arent allowed.
vaati: amplify ur powers with the wind waker and crash the sage party!
link: fight majora and igos de ikana as a tag team wrestling match. ur teammate is...TINGLE!
Have fun!
-zeldagamer96
Midna: *draws and quarters Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: *is put back together with magic* *puts on the Deku Mask*
Let's skip the screaming and writhing in pain…
Deku Ganondorf: *glare*
Koume: *sets him aflame*
Kotake: *munches on her snowcone*
Me: Ooh, that's a good idea! *summons her own snowcone*
Zelda: I'm fine…
Saria: Um…what? When did I get special forest powers? *looks at Raru*
Raru: Well, it's not canon…
Darunia: And me (goro)?
Raru: Not that I know of…
Volvagia: *turns to the author with puppy-dog eyes* Can I crunch the Goron in my true form? Can I?
Me: *eating popcorn* No.
Volvagia: Please?
Me: No.
Volvagia: Pleeeease?
Me: No.
Volvagia: *pouts*
Me: It's not happening, dragon. Give it up.
Ruto: *is killed by the Great Fairy's "Scream of Death"*
All sages: *party*
Vaati: *joins in party*
And nobody cared.
Link/Tingle/Majora/Igos: *all find themselves in the gladiator pit*
5 minutes later…
Majora: *is in "Majora's Incarnation"* *sitting on top of the other three* *still manages to look confused*
Me: She really is weird like this. Her instinct is to cause destruction, but it's no longer giving her pleasure. I'm sorta missing the evil cackle…
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkkkk! (evil laughing while lighting flashes behind me.)
It's basically going to be truths maybe a few dares.
Ganondorf: I'm still confused. if you were going to remake the world why did you destroy it in the first place? Also with reviewer power you are no longer immoral... Go learn how to knit...
Ciela and Linebeck: Come on! It had to be better than "alright"! And Linebeck, answer this time! I want to get an opinion from the both of you! Don't let Ciela do all of the talking. I thought you were a man of the sea?
Linebeck:Pay Joleen back for the treasure... Then let her pawn you...
Link: Yes everyone wants to see you die... It's funny!... Now go learn how to knit with Ganondorf...
Tetra and Linebeck: Kiss... Then let Tetra and Link react however they want...
Navi: Fight with Ciela... She took your voice! (It's true. the person who was navi's voice was the same person for Ciela.)
Ciela: Why are you yellow? The courage color is green...
Linebeck: Give all of your treasure to Link...
Link(again): using your newly acquired kniting powers... Knit a pink sweater for Linebeck who must wear it for the rest of the chapter.
Ciela(again): You can torment Linebeck how ever you want to.
Gannodorf: Knit everyone a sweater in their favorite color... And I mean everyone, even the most random character... and some random hobo off the street.(That was my friend.)
And I think that's it... For now...
Wow this got long... and it's mostly dares not truths.
-Linebecky29
P. for everyone except link:... Attack Link... In the most random way possible.
Link:only weapon you have... your knitting needles!
P.S.S. I think everyone hates me now... Is that true?
P.S.S.S. Yes, Linebeck I do enjoy torturing you. (don't forget the Sweaters!)
P.S.S.S.S. My friend helped me write this(she made me do all of the dot, dot,dots and Linebeck heres a big box of... FLUFFY. PINK. SWEATERS! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Me: *revives/heals everyone. Just incase she's forgetting something…*
Ganondorf: I didn't destroy it, I merely did not put any effort into it. It destroyed itself.
Linebeck: I am a man of the sea! That doesn't mean I'll willingly argue with a woman. I thought it was a pretty good kiss, but *is slapped by Ceilia* *holding cheek* she hates me, so I thought it was better not to say.
Ceilia: *cracks her knuckles*
Linebeck: *sighs and gives Joleen 353 Rupees*
Joleen: *knocks him unconscious with the flat of her sword, then robs him*
Link/Ganondorf: *warped out*
Terta/Linebeck: *kiss*
Tetra: *wipes her mouth* I can see why Ceilia said it was "alright."
Navi/Ceilia: *fight*
Everyone: *ignore them because they look like two glowing puffs with wings*
Ceilia: Everything else in the game is green! I needed to stand out some.
Linebeck: *wakes up to find he's been robbed* I don't have anything to give!
Link/Ganondorf: *back*
Link: *hands Linebeck a fluffy pink sweater*
Linebeck: *puts it on*
Ceilia: I'm not a sadist like Majora.
Ganondorf: *sits down to knit for, oh, the next TWENTY YEARS!*
Everyone: *jump on Link*
Link: *is crushed at the bottom of a giant pig-pile*
Me: *sitting on top of the pile* I don't hate you.
Em: *right beneath the author* You don't hate anyone.
Me: I hate Ganon. I hate Tingle.
Vaati: slow dance with gannon
Tatl: get into a fight with all the other faries
Linebeck: turn into a cow
Leaf: try to kiss Ciela but get regected
Linebeck: turn into a girl cow
Vaati: milk the female cow Linebeck
Tetra: start dancing to numa numa
Ciela: sing the numa numa misheard lyrics
Neri: watch 12 stright hours of jurrassic park
truths
gannon: how old are you and how much do you weigh
zelda: what did you do while trapped in the castle for those endless days while Link threw pigs all over the place.
-icearrows1200
Ganondorf: No. And you can't drop me in the fangirl pit while I'm still working on another Dare. HA!
Me: Why you little… *stabs him *
Ganondorf: *looks at the dagger sticking out of his chest* You do know only the Master Sword can hurt me, right?
Me: *makes the dagger as sacred as the Master Sword* That's what you get! *storms off*
Em: Wow, her mood went downhill fast…
All fairies: *fight*
Majora: *enchants Romani's Mask*
Linebeck: *puts on the cow-hat*
Skipping mask transformation sequence…
Linebeck: *is cow*
Leaf: *kisses Ceilia on the cheek*
Ceilia: *slaps him*
Em: A cow is the girl of the species.
Vaati: *milks the Linebeck Cow*
Tetra: *tap dances*
Ceilia: *sings this: http:/www(DOT)youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=KfEE_nYehZ8 (A/N: Too ridiculous to be written, even in a ToD)*
Neri: *floats into the backroom*
Ganondorf: Which *wince* form?
Zelda: I read and I slept. And I repeatedly sent pleas to the goddesses for him to hurry up.
My vacation ends tomorrow *bawls* I don't wanna go back to school!
R&R