Sorry this one took so long. I'm completely swamped with homework. That metaphorical mountain? It's not metaphorical. *shudder*
First of all, I should mention I'm a Vaati and Sheik fangirl. :)
Dares:
Vaati- admit it, you love Sophie.
Sophie- have the best, sugariest cookie in the world. You deserve it.
Midna- spit in Link's face while telling him you wanna have his babies.
Sheik- Make everybody prepare a buffet for you. Because I love you.(:
Gannondorf- Let Sheik and Vaati and Sophie do whatever they want to you. Because they're awesome.
Truths:
Vaati- Are you a player?
Gannondorf- Why are you so dumb and..and...pig-like?
Sheik- Do you have sheikah magic? because if so, you are 10x awesomer than you already are.
Ilia- You kinda annoyed me in TP. Why do you have an Epona fedish.
I will be back :)
-Ilovesheikey
Vaati: I DO NOT! ADMIT MEANS IT HAS TO BE TRUE, AND IT'S NOT!
Me: Yeah! *grabs cookie* n.n
Midna: *whispers in Link's ear*
Link: *blush*
Midna: *pulls back and spits on Link* Dare.
Zelda: *becomes Sheik*
Sheik: Yeah! *looks happy, under his facemask*
Ganondorf: NOOO-*dies of heart attack*
Me: *still eating cookie* n.n *revives Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: Ugh, my hea-*is killed by throwing daggers*
Sheik: *looks happy*
Me: *revives Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: Can you stop tha-*is killed by giant vortex*
Vaati: *is nowhere to be seen. Odd…*
Vaati: …Define "player". Have I dated multiple girls at once? Yes. Am I capable of appreciating one girl enough to date just her? Also yes.
Ganondorf: *is revived again* Blame…the Triforce…ow…
Sheik: Yes, the Sheikah all have to learn teleportation and minor Shadow magic. And don't forget my light magic!
Ilia: I do not! Link has the only horse in town, and I'm not allowed to help take care of her?
The author clapped her hands and a huge buffet appeared. Everyone dove for the food. Sheik sat down at the head of the table, looking happy.
Me: You'd think I didn't feed you guys…
Em: You forgot breakfast.
Midna: And lunch.
Me: *sweatdrop*
okay i have searched all over every single land in the zelda universe and after fighting every boss ever! I have successfuly recovered all the pages of Link's diary and installed a tracking device in it!
Navi read it out loud to everyone to emberass him.
Young Link turn into wolf form infront of Saria
Vatti put on the fierce diety mask
Navi do you have a crush on Tael
Tael how old are you and I give you any weapon you want
Em here's a tape on how to beat shyness
Tatl appologies to Link for mugging him
-Kozan the Darkainian Kokiri
Navi: *opens journal* "Monday: Tatl fell in some kid's birdfeeder today. She'll be picking deku seeds and peanut butter out of her hair for weeks! Serves her right for what she did earlier, too!" "Tuesday: Tatl fell asleep in the Clock Tower, and I decided to go to the ocean and play in the water instead of going to Ikana like we planned. We have to reset tonight anyway, it's not like we'll make any progress there."
Me: Flip ahead to his date with Saria!
Link: *puts his face in his hands*
Navi: This one doesn't have a date…but it's it. "I just had the best night ever! I got dared to go on a date with Saria, and it was kinda awkward in the restaurant, but we went for a walk and played hide-and-seek and visited the observatory afterwards! I never knew that each sage has a guiding star before. She's so smart! I just…I'm horrible at putting this into words." …He then goes on to talk about how excited he is to finally be a real Kokiri.
Link: *hasn't looked up* *slowly shaking his head*
Midna: *transforms him*
Saria: *kneels down and looks at the wolf pup* Link? Is that you?
Puppy Link: *nods*
Saria: Awww! You're so cute like that! Why didn't you ever tell me you could do this?
Puppy Link: *looks embarrassed*
Saria: *picks him up and huggles him*
Vaati: *puts on Fierce Deity Mask*
Skipping the screaming and writhing in pain…
Vaati: *is in his deity form (A/N: Stage one of the fight with him in Minish Cap. He goes from Hylian to Deity before he becomes a demon.)* Well, that was a waste of time…and pain…
Me: *staring at him*
Em: Snap out of it, Sophie!
Me: *shakes head* Right, right!
Navi: *blush* Um…yes…
Me: *pops up* It's called "Tavi"! It's one of my favorite pairings!
Navi/Tael: *turn bright red*
Em: Thanks.
Me: *hands her tape player*
Tatl: *sighs* Link, I'm sorry about what happened at the beginning of Majora's Mask.
Puppy Link: *tips head to the side and whines*
Saria: He says he forgives you.
Tatl: You can talk to animals?
Saria: No, but I know Link really well and I used to have a puppy.
Dares and truths for today:
Gannondorf: dance to carmeldansen
Ruto: sing the above song
Link: launch rockets at tingle
Tingle: wear a dress and do a handstand while Link shoots rockets at you.
Vats: team up with Majora and Twin Rova and try to conquer the world together.
Majora: i give back your sadistic nature back. Your just not yourself when when your not your sadist self. Have fun taking over the world with Vats!
Zelda: so is Sheik supposed to be a dude or a chick? You need to put the Shiek gender controversy to an end! You know since you disgiused yourself as Shiek.
Vovagia: do you hate whack-a-mole after getting hit so many times with Link's megaton hammer? If so destroy the megaton hammer!
Midna: sup! I think you deserve to be a brawl character because you are awesome and your awesomeness deserves justice! Do you agree?
Ilia: since you are always trying to 'steal' Epona away, you obviously need your own horse. I give you your very own awesome horse. Give it a name and have a horse race with Malon and Link when he is done shooting rockets at Tingle. P.s unlike most i dont find you annoying so kudos to you.
Renado and Barnes: go inside goron mines and you cant exit the way you came out. You guys HAVE to go walk through the whole thing!
Malo: just curious but how does a kid your age run a franchise? I mean it must be hard to oversee every thing while youre in ordon. Do you visit your shops?
Rusl and Bo: raise micheal jackson from his grave so you can dance to thriller. Rusl has to kill him after youre done.
Medli\Komali: are you two dating? If not then then you should date each other you guys would be cute together! =)
Linebeck: go treasure hunting while walking with your hands instead of feet. At least try.
Dark Link: get wasted at a party then try to wreak havok in gerudo fortress
All gerudo: destroy the intruder inside the fortress. Yours truly:
-megzarie
Ruto: *sings this: http:/www(DOT)youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=v1NFxEg6YUQ (A/N again, too ridiculous for words)*
Ganondorf: *does a spazzy dance*
Me: *runs off to throw up*
Midna: *punches Ruto*
Ruto: What was that for?
Midna: You can't even do it right! It's too high for your voice! The only ones in this room who can hit that pitch are the author or either Emily and myself, and us only as imps!
Ruto: Oh yeah? You want to take your other form and try it?
Midna: *pales* I don't want to be an imp again…
Em: *sighs* I'll do it. And I'll sing the original.
Midna: *sighs and transforms her*
(A/N: I don't think I've described Em's imp form for you guys…I'll do that now.)
Em's imp form had the same markings as her, with the exception of a dress-shaped shadow that ended about a third of the way down her thigh. Her waist-length hair was now knee-length, and held back by a black and white headband. Her outer iris expanded to fill most of her eye, and her fangs were a bit longer (though not as long as Midna's imp fangs).
Em: *now with the high-pitched imp voice* Right. Um…should I make it a performance?
Midna: You're the host.
Em: Okay…I'll just sing it here.
(A/N: I'll copy and paste the Swedish lyrics. I like them better. Start this: http:/www(DOT)youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=anEVeN4K-SY&feature=related)
Em stood as straight as she could and cleared her throat. As music started somewhere in the background, she braced herself and sang:
Vi undrar är ni redo att vara med
Armarna upp, nu ska ni få se
Kom igen
Vem som helst kan vara med
Så rör på era fötter
Oa-a-a
Och vicka era höfter
O-la-la-la...
Gör som vi
Till denna melodi
Oa-oa-a
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör
Ta några steg åt vänster
Lyssna och lär
Missa inte chansen
Nu är vi har med
Caramelldansen
O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa-a...
O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa-a...
Det blir en sensation överallt förstås
På fester kommer alla att släppa loss
Kom igen
Nu tar vi stegen om igen
Oa-oa...
Så rör på era fötter
Oa-a-a
Och vicka era höfter
O-la-la-la
Gör som vi
Till denna melodi
Så kom och
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör
Ta några steg åt vänster
Lyssna och lär
Missa inte chansen
Nu är vi har med
Caramelldansen
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör
Ta några steg åt vänster
Lyssna och lär
Missa inte chansen
Nu är vi har med
Caramelldansen
O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa-a...
O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa-a...
Så kom och
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör
Ta några steg åt vänster
Lyssna och lär
Missa inte chansen
Nu är vi har med
Caramelldansen
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör
Ta några steg åt vänster
Lyssna och lär
Missa inte chansen
Nu är vi har med
Caramelldansen
The room erupted into applause. Em blushed deeply as Midna changed her back.
Puppy Link: *steps on a red button*
Tingle: *is randomly upside down in a dress when the rockets hit him* *dies*
Majora: *blinks a few times, then points and laughs*
Me: SHE'S BACK!
Em: Gods save us!
Majora/Vaati/Koume/Kotake: *are warped down to Hyrule*
Koume and Kotake quickly reestablished themselves as the leaders of the Gerudo. Without Zelda present, Vaati easily took over Hyrule Castle and Castle Town. Both groups ignored Majora, who began tormenting the southern provinces.
Sheik: Well, physically I'm a man. And when I lost my memories, I was purely a Sheikah man. However, I have regained my memories, and both originally and mentally, I am Zelda, who's a girl. So it really depends on how you determine gender.
Volvagia: Quite the contrary, I enjoy doing to others what was done to me.
Midna: Of course!
Ilia: *finds herself face-to-snout with a slender grey mare* Oh! I'll call her Misty!
Misty: *snorts*
Ilia: *big smile*
Puppy Link: *whines*
Saria: He'd like to be Kokiri again.
Me: *turns Link back and finishes her cookie*
Link: Thanks.
Everyone was warped to Gorman's Race track. Link sat on Epona, Malon rode a large black stallion with white socks (named Jackson) and Ilia perched on top of Misty.
Em: *waves the flag* Go!
Epona/Jackson/Misty: *take off*
Two minutes later…
Jackson/Malon: *first place*
Epona/Link: *two seconds behind Malon and Jackson*
Misty/Ilia: *fifteen seconds behind Link and Epona*
Everyone was warped back.
Renado/Barns: *warped to the Goron Mines*
Malo: I am much older than I look. I have a growth defect. We keep in contact through the Postman.
Postman: Do-dah-dah-do! Mail! *is zapped unconscious*
Me: I'VE ALREADY SAID, NO MICHEAL JACKSON DARES! They can dance to a CD. *plays one*
Rusl/Bo: *do a spazzy dance*
Midna: *stares at them* They're not even trying to stick to the beat!
Komali/Medli: *blush*
Medli: Um, n-no…
The author walked by behind them, holding a sign that declared "I SUPPORT THIS PAIRING" with an arrow pointing to the two Rito.
Me: I'll declare whether or not I like a pairing as it comes up. There are very few pairings I don't like, though. One more reason I will never write romance fanfics.
Linebeck: *attempts a handstand* *falls on his face*
Dark: *is warped to the Milk Bar*
5 hours later…
Dark: *staggers into the Gerudo fortress and collapses* *dissolves into the shadows as soon as he looses consciousness*
Random Gerudo guard: *looks at the spot where he was* I should tell Aveil about that, shouldn't I? But he's gone, so I suppose it's not important… *sits down ext to where he was* Wonder if he'll come back…?
Everyone was warped back.
Hello everbody, I'm ! (Completely loses it for all of ten seconds)
Anyway, now that I'm sane again...I am again PMing my Dare list to msfcatlover.
Please disregard my dare list on my review of chapter 18!
Dares: (Just so you know, yes I'm in the mood for psychological torture)
Tatl: The perfect prank opportunity is right in front of you and you are trapped in a bottle! Muahahahaahaahhaaaaaa!
OoT Zelda, Ilia, Ruto, Malon(Perhaps): Watch as TP Link goes out on a quite romantic date with Midna, during which Midna flirts shamelessly and at the end of which they kiss, and none of you can do anything about it! Muahahaahaa! (P.S. If any of you even try to interfere, Orlox, an OC from my fic who has a reputation as the bloodiest [and most undefeated until his untimely end at the hands of Michael, kind of.] warrior in the Twilight Realm, will personally make sure that you don't. And he will use a big-ass sword! As per the usual anyway...)
Zant: Hey fish-head(At least that's what I thought it looked like before I took a closer look and realized that the helm looks more like a chameleon), guess what! Orlox hates your guts more than my other OC. And you are stuck in the same cell of the Twilight Palace dungeon as him for whatever reason for one night! (Really letting out my sadist side here)
Everyone but Emily: Try to cure Emily's shyness. Majora, Ganondork, that includes you too.
Hey guess what everyone? My OC (Michael) somehow left all of his swords in the studio! (Sophie, get creative)
Vaati: Here, have Valmanway. Enjoy your majorly enhanced wind powers and the other ability of the blade which I don't feel like describing. (Author. If you red my Fanfic, [Which I know for a fact that you did.] then you will know whatI'm talking about)
Majora: Here, have Laevateinn. Enjoy fulfilling all of your fire-related omnicidal fantasies with a sword that is constantly on fire and can wield itself. (Author, you can't do anything about it but clean up the mess)
Midna: Here, have Kaladbolg. Do me a favor and at least try to chop Zant into sushi after Orlox is done with him (try to use the term 'Sushified' =])
Zelda: Here, have Claimh Solais. Enjoy your immensely over-powered light powers being enhanced even further.
Link: Here, have Orlox's sword (And the Golden gauntlets so you can lift the damn thing). You deserve another two-handed weapon.
Everyone have fun with your swords for the rest of the chapter!
Take note: When the chapter ends, Michael will use the Explosive warp to enter the studio, blast Majora, take back Laevateinn, set the whole studio aflame, take his swords back in the chaos, seal the fan-girl/boy pit over with darkness seals, turn into his demon form, and completely destroy a wall in the process of leaving. (And you had better not half-ass this one(Which means write that part in a story format)! But Michael doesn't need to say anything, so don't worry about that aspect.)
-ganesh295
Tatl: *muttering* #$%&!
Zelda, Ilia, Ruto and Malon were shuffled into the backroom. As the author worked on fixing the TV (A/N: You all remember the Barney Dare in chap.14? Well, Ganondorf broke the TV in an attempt to escape…) Em warped Link and Midna to a romantic restaurant.
Me: There!
The TV flickered to life just in time for them to hear Midna say "It's really hot in here, isn't it?" and see her take off her cloak. Blushing, the author hurried out if the room, and locked the door behind her.
Zant: Wha- *is warped out to the worst night of his short little life*
Em: N-no! *runs into the girls' dressing room* *locks the door*
Me: *looks at the villains' evil grins* I'm not even going to ask.
Vaati: *looks at the blue blade in his hands* Um…
Me: It creates illusion copies of itself that become solid at the weilders will.
Vaati: *glances around nervously*
Me: *other end of the room with binoculars*
Em: *to the author* You look like a stalker.
Me: Shut up.
Majora: *looks at the blade in her hands with an evil smile* Oh, I've heard of this one! *Laevateinn bursts into flames* We are going to have fun together! *runs up to Ganondorf and spears him on it*
Link: *points* GET HER OUT OF HERE!
Me: I CAN'T!
Midna: *warps Majora to Termina*
Everyone except Ganondorf: *huge sigh of relief*
Midna: *looks rather freightened by Kaladbolg* Um…pure dark magic is not my forte…
Me: Majora would be happy to-
Everyone: NO!
Me: *summons what's left of Zant* Just swing it through the pile, strike a superhero pose and say "Sushified."
Midna: Fine. *does so*
Zelda: *sheaths the crystal blade* Thank you.
Link: *slides on the Gold Gauntlets and hefts the giant blade* Whoa, how much does this thing weigh? Even with the gauntlets, it's heavy!
Me: Change it into something lighter, then.
Everyone: *stare at the author in a puzzled manner*
Me: What? It's the sword's special power!
Link: Okay… *looks back to Orlox's sword* Um… become a spear?
The sword did nothing.
Me: *shrug* Maybe it only works for Michael. Ah well. *peels a tangerine*
Alas, poor Yorik, I knew...What? Wait, are you telling me this isn't a Shakespeare ToD? Uh...I knew that. As a repeat reviewer, I'd better. Right, Yorik? *Bobbles skull on hand.*
Truths:
Mido-what did you do for those seven long years when the forest was taken over?
Goddesses-why are you normal people in Minish Cap?
Jovani-why are you crying in a bar? Normally, you don't want people to see your sadness.
Dares:
Romani-Yorik is your new pet. He must be fed, watered, and allowed to haunt people at night.
Majora-have a staring contest with Weegee.
Link-listen to the song "Transient Shadows" on OverClocked Remix and say what you think.
Well, with the new year comes new challenges. Happy New Year, everyone! Except you, villains. Enjoy the new year of downfalls.
-Foxpilot
Mido: I protected the village!
Saria: *hits him upside the head* No you didn't! You hid in the Lost Woods!
Din: We were re-casted as Oracles.
Jovani: I'm a very sad drunk…
Me: Like Gorman!
Romani: *holds up the skull* We're gonna be good friends!
Midna: Just keep him away from Sunshine. *pets rabbit*
Majora: *warped back from Termina* *slings Laevateinn over her shoulder* Weejee? Is there a Weejee here?
Me: No, I think he's from the Super Mario Bros. fandom.
Majora: Too bad.
Link: *looks it up and listens to it* Catchy.
Hi! ...And ummm... That's pretty much it. On to the dares!
Dares:
Ruto: Help! I'm slowly drifting towards Link/Malon! I don't want to support them! Invade Lon Lon Ranch!
Ganondorf: Go back (forward? Stupid timeline theory...) in time and destroy Gannon.
Goddesses: Since he isn't one and I want him to be, MAKE the Happy Mask Salesman a deity.
Truths:
Happy Mask Salesman: I actually have several questions for you. a) How did you retain your knowledge and memories when Link was constantly going through time? b) How did you know so much about the Skull Kid and Majora's Mask? c) How in the WORLD did you even GET Majora'a Mask? d) What is your relation to the children in the moon, given they all have red hair and interests in becoming mask salesmen?
Midna/Navi/Tatl: How did you know so much about all those enemies?
Impa: Why does everyone forget you exist? Anyway, do you like Link or hate his closeness to Zelda?
-RawkHawk2.0
Ruto: *grabs a halberd and is warped to Lon Lon*
Ganodorf: …How does that work?
Me: I dunno. *summons a Gannon* Here you–
Gannon: *is killed by flamers*
Me: Okay…forgot about that… I don't think he'll live long enugh for Ganon to destroy him…
Nayru: *sigh* Very well. *does so*
HMS: A) the inside of the clock tower is immune to the flow of time. B) I followed him too. C) I found it. D) I used to be a "moon child" myself.
Midna: I read a lot.
Navi: I studied them.
Tatl: It's basic knowledge that everyone in Termina has.
Impa: Link is a brave youth. Without him, Hyrule would have fallen to the darkness many times. As long as he doesn't hurt her, I really don't care about his relationship with the princess. I don't know why people ignore me, I'm the only public Sheikah.
Ganondork: Spend an hour in the fangirl pit.
Shad: Why do you have such a small role in Twilight Princess? I mean, you're amazing! And 10 times better than Link.
Link: You know I never said you had to stay married to Ruto, right?
Morpha: And here I was beginning to like you... Fluffy, attack!
Zelda: So, do you love Link?
Midna: See above.
-Wildheart
Ganondorf: *is dropped into the fangirl pit*
Shad: I don't know…Thank you for the compliment!
Link: Yeah, the author disagrees.
Me: No, I'm just waiting for someone to cancel it.
Morpha: *summons impenetrable water bubble and watches Fluffy bounce of the outside* Can I go back to my true form?
Me: You mean the small, flesh-colored ball? No.
Zelda: Depends on the time. So, yes and no.
Midna: Is that a Truth, or a Dare?
Zelda: *looks at her* Why?
Midna: Remember my advice to Ruto about romance Dares? That's why.
As a new Year's present, I'm gonna keep it short and sweet for you guys.
Dare
Link: split into every Link that has ever existed, make your own government, and make world peace. By way of Master Sword stabbing. Notice I never said which world... *winkwinkhinthint*
Truth
Zelda: what is your opinion on the Zelink pairing? How about any other pairings?
-TheBrick
Me: *splits Link and warps him/them to Termina*
Zelda: Like I said before, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. I really don't care who Link dates, but the ZantXMidna pairing is the weirdest thing ever.
Me: Zelda! I didn't want to get involved in pairing debates!
Zelda: Are you going to argue? I know you agree with me. And you've already named your favorite pairings
Me: No one cares if you like a pairing, but the ZantXMidna shippers will kill me if I don't like theirs!
Zelda: *sigh*
Me: *looks at watch* Oh, hey! It's the end of the chapter! Which means–
A loud BANG! came from the back of the room.
Me: Michael's here.
A young man in a grey tunic and cape strode forwards. He glanced around, grey eyes flashing. Link, Midna and Zelda tossed "their" new swords into a small pile and pointed to them. Michael smiled.
"Thank you," he said, carefully sheathing the swords. With another scanning glance of the room he muttered, "That's three. Does anyone know where the other two are?" The edge to his voice made it quite clear that he didn't have much patience. Vaati dropped Valmanway and backed away from it. Majora gripped Laevateinn a bit tighter. Hefting the two-handed sword with ease, Michael casually waved a hand in her direction. A blast of magic hit Majora directly, knocking her back a bit and causing her to drop the last sword. Laevateinn flew back to the newcomer, who slung both swords onto his back.
He flashed a smile at the first three. "Love to stay and chat, but I really must be going," he said, drawing the blades of light and darkness again. In an instant, a large winged demon had replaced Michael. The thing flapped its wings a few times, and flew straight through the roof. Plaster rained down on the room. After a moment of shock, the author fixed it.
So, ganesh, does the last scene work? You said Michael didn't have to say anything, but I just couldn't imagine him not making a few comments...
Em: I can't believe you people gave her sugar and hyper music in one chapter!
n.n
Em: *sigh* Please Read and Review.