WOO! 100+ REVIEWS!
Zelda: We've done more than one hundred Dares?
Well, no... But do you know how hard it is for a new author, even one with repeat reviewers to get over 100 reviews? It's like...It's so amazing!
Truths
Link: do you like your new look in Skyward Sword/OoT 3D?
Medli: I love you.
Link again: How'd making world peace go?
Dares
Midna: Rocket Launcher. Ganondorf. Now.
Tingle (Yes, I don't like you. Deal.): Meet I.S. Navi. I.S. Navi, meet Tingle.
Romani: I give to you these gifts three: a pet rock, which must be fed and watered daily. A snowball, for use on the person you hate most. And, finally, an OC named Tim. He is very annoying.
P.S.: Loved the scene at the end.
-TheBrick
Link: Yeah, it's awesome!
Medli: *blush*
Link: Pretty well.
Midna: *shoulders rocket launcher* Hey Gannon!
Ganondorf: *turns*
Em: HIT THE DECK!
Everyone except Ganondorf and Midna: *drop to the floor*
Midna: *shoots rocket launcher*
Ganondorf: *BOOM*
Tingle: *gets up shakily to see I.S. Navi* Hello, miss fairy! What are–
I.S. Navi: *chainsaw* *is warped out*
Navi: Wha…?
Romani: Yeah! *holds up Yoric and Rocky* We're gonna be best friends!
Yorick: *evil eye*
Rocky: *whimper*
Tim: *yawn*
Romani: *drops the snowball down the back of Tim's shirt*
Tim: Gah! *funny little "get it off" dance* What was that for?
Romani: *sticks tounge out at him*
sorry about the micheal jackson dare i toataly forgot bout that mj rule. Ive listening to mj's music lately so thats why i did that. My favorite mj song right now is billy jean or smooth criminal.
Now onto the dares! :
Link: turn into a twili for a chapter! I bet you'd look epic as a twili ;D !
Rusl: survive the cave ordeals
Minda: what do you think of twili link?
Zelda: do you think the same light magic used to make light arrows could be make light bullets(for guns)? Ive always been curious about that sorta thing.
Vats: you get a totally awesome dragon. Name it/him/her. It will obey your every command and no one else's!
Gannodorf: restore the dark relm back into the sacred relm then pay retribution to the goddesses.
Majora: steal bongo bongo's drums then cause havoc with them.
Ilia: lift the four sword out of its pedastool. Also when pick the sword up i will give you abillity to weild a sword almost as well as Link
Dark: fight the four Ilias
-megzarie
Majora: *happily offers him a mask*
Link: Um…thanks but no thanks.
Me: *puffs in* I'm on it! *transforms Link and puffs out*
The Twili Link had almost luminescent gold hair and his double irises were blue and green. He was a bit taller, and his skin was a considerably darker teal than Midna's. His tunic was pale blue, his chainmail was silver, and his shadow markings formed rings round his arms, legs and neck.
Link: *looks at himself* Cool! Do I get Twili powers too?
Me: *puffs back* No. *puffs out*
Em: …She hasn't been using the puff of smoke as much lately. Wonder why she's started again?
Me: *puffs in* 'Cause it's fun! *puffs out*
Rusl: *is warped to the Cave of Ordeals*
Midna: *eyes Link* He looks pretty cool.
Zelda: Um…I guess so. Since it's a coating magic, you could probably use it on any weapon.
Vaati: *finds himself looking at a baby dragon (A/N: Just like the little Volvagia in the OoT manga, except black with a silver underbelly)* Um…Hi?
Dargon pup: *tilts head to the side and chirps*
Vaati: *small smile* *bends down and pets it* I think I'll call you Scath. Hello, Scath.
Scath: *rubs his head against Vaati's tunic and purrs*
Gannondorf: *is revived* *fixes the sacred relm*
Shadow: I still don't get why you changed it in the first place. There already was a Dark World!
Ganondorf: Shut up. *is warped to the Temple of Time*
Majora: *big grin* Okay! *warps out*
Em: *glances around* Sophie? Shouldn't you do something about that?
Me: *puffs in mini-ized and eating pasta* Um…I'll fix it when she get's back. How much damage can she possibly do with–
Bongo: You don't want to know. Drums of the dead and all that. *walks away*
Me: Oh…*warps to Hyrule*
5 minutes later…
Me: *warps back in with a soot- and dirt-streaked Majora*
Majora: *very happy* Those things are awesome!
Me: Note to self: if you don't know what it does, don't let Majora near it.
Ilia: *draws Four Sword*
Ilia's four different forms wore white, yellow, orange and black.
The studio was, once again, transformed into a gladiator pit, with the four Ilias facing off against Dark Link. The crowd cheered, and the girls were clearly enjoying themself/ves. Dark twirled his sword and took up a ready position.
Ilias: *take up a "cross formation"*
Dark: *rolls his eyes and melts into the shadows* *pops up in the center of the Ilia's formation and knowcks them out* And that's whay you don't turn all your backs to a spot your enemy can get at.
Em: That wasn't quite fair…
Me: If they were used to their strength, they'd have been able to beat him.
Okay today something frightening happened to me. I put my hand over my chest and I felt something go bu-bump bu-bump...What's going ooooooooonnnnnn!
I have this strange urge to make the characters happy in this chapter..Damn you beating thingy in my chest!
Young Link: I give you all of the other Link's transformation powers and full control over your wolf form. So I have to dare for you.
1. Kiss Saria on the Lips for at least 5 seconds
2. Use the fairy transformation spell in front of everyone (Show a few of their reactions. The ones I really want to see are The fairies and Saria's)
Navi: go on a date with Tael to where ever you want
Celia: you go on a date with Leaf
Tatl : Meet one of my Fc's Fairy named Charlie (Has spiky silver hair and brown eye, and wears a brown mage's cloak
Minda: Go make out with Tp Link
Zelda: same with Adult OoT Link
Emily: Same as Young Link's but With Vatti
Majora: You're not still mad about me taking away your sadistic nature right? Heh heh *forcibly warped to studio* *Gulps*
Ganondorf: I lock you in an inescapable rooom that is sound proof and make you watch a video Of Eggman from sonic the hedgehog in a pink speedo (Regrettably this video does exist in Sonic Shorts vol 4 on youtube and it made my eyes almost bleed)
(hope fully this isn't another fandom because it's a parody video on youtube)
Sophie: Once the video is over destroy it off the face of the earth it must not be allowed to survive! (Oh and here is some pockey for you.)
Sheik and Tetra: Can't you just agree that both pirates and ninjas are B.A?
Vatti: You are pretty cool in this fanfiction (Makes up for being such a cheap boss in minish cap) Here is an air sword to boost you wind combat and a book of spells...Oh and Emily has the hots you you. (She is so going to kill me) *Still trapped in studio*
Ghost Zelda: Sing the Ghost Nappa song but change the word Nappe to Zelda.
And Last all parings Slow dance to earth angel.
Ps. What is this beating in my chest! It scares me and makes me what to do good things for people no matter who they are! Make it stop!
-Kozan the Darkainian Kokiri
Link/Saria: *kiss*
Me: *splits the Links again*
All Links except TP Link: *look normal*
TP Link: *still Twili*
Young Link: *still Kokiri*
Me: *pauses* Wait, so he was a Twili Kokiri? Why didn't I realize that until this point? That's awesome!
Young Link: *does the fairy transformation*
As a fairy, Y. Link's glow was bright green. His hair became dark green and his skin was more Twili/Zuna pale green (A/N: I know that's not what he actually looks like as a fairy, but he's so much cooler this way!)
Fairies: *stare*
Saria: *claps* Wow, that's so cool!
Navi/Tael: *warp to Lake Hylia*
Celia/Leaf: *warp to Spirit Isle*
Tatl: Hi.
Charlie: Hi.
Awkward silence…
Midna/TP Twili Link: *make out passionately*
Me: *holds up sign declaring "SHE SO LIKES HIM!" with an arrow pointing at the two*
Zelda/OoT Adult Link: *make out somewhat less passionately*
Emily: *gulps* Um…
Vaati: Here *kisses her on the lips*
Em: *is bright red*
Majora: *pats Kozan on the head* I don't get mad. Thought you'd want to know.
Me: *looking around* Where's the rocket launcher? WHERE'S THE ROCKET LAUNCHER?
Em: *wrestles the freakin' huge gun away from Majora* GOT IT!
Faint screaming could be heard from the inescapable room.
Me: *attempts to hack youtube while noming on pocky*
Zelda: *grabs her head* Please, please don't ask! I DON'T KNOW!
Vaati: *sheathes sword, pockets the book, then notices the end of the Dare* …What? *looks at Em* What?
Em: *BRIGHT red* I…I… *runs into the girls' changing room*
Vaati: *glares at Kozan* Great. I highly doubt she's ever coming out again. Thanks a lot.
Kozan: *sweatdrop*
Zelda: *changed to ghost form* *sings this: http:/www(DOT)youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=sC8-3E8OUFk except for… yeah, changing the words like in the instrucktions*
All pairing couple slowdanced to this: http:/www(DOT)youtube(DOTcom/watch?v=zZeDWNaUILM on loop.
Ganondork: Drink this new poison I discovered that will not kill you, but will make you wish you could die. *hands him a small bottle*
Ashei: Do you love Shad? And I want an honest answer. Or else... *holds up bottle of poison*
Midna: This is a TRUTH, do you love Link?
Zelda: How do you feel about Link in TP?
Link: Get divorced.
Shad: I was only speaking the truth. *hugs Shad*
-Wildheart
Ganondorf: *grimaces and sips the bottle* Ugh… *crumples to the floor*
Majora: *standing over him* How is it?
Ganondorf: Worse than *coughcough* Vaati's chu jelly!
Ashei: I love him as a good friend, yeah? We're close.
Midna: Uh…
Me: *holds up the sign again*
Zelda: I wish we'd gotten to now each other a little better in that one…
Link: Um…
Me: *points and the wedding ring vanishes* Done.
Shad: *blush*
Darn you and loopholes! Technically, though, Weegee has been warped by the internet so much that he/it is no longer from a fandom so much as forum boards. Bah, too late now.
Truths:
Weird glasses pirate guy from WW-what role do you play on the pirate ship if Niko's the joke patsy?
Malon-who's that Zelda character? *Points at the Wind Fish.*
Sophie-pirates or ninjas?
Dares:
Link-find a Dodongo, name it Yoshi, ride it like a horse, and jump off just before it falls into a bottomless pit. Why? DO NOT QUESTION THE REVIEWERS!
Ingo-bury your head like an ostrich for five minutes. If you survive, you get cake. If you don't, you get a lying cake.
Rusl-watch the awful dub of Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X for sword-fighting tips and laughably bad lines.
You should all watch out. Weegee is coming for you...Why do I feel soul-sucking eyes piercing into my back?
-Foxpilot
Mako: I'm the statagist. I bring Miss Tetra's plans to life!
Malon: It's a fish. *blinks* A big fish!
Me: Ninja pirates!
Link: *is warped to Death Mountain* *does the Dare and is warped back*
Ingo: *sticks head into the dirt*
5 minutes later…
Ingo: *comes up gasping*
Me: *handing him cake* How'd you do that?
Ingo: *shakes head as he takes his cake*
Rusl: *settles down with a laptop*
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*skipping off* 100+ reviews! n.n