Hey everyone! Em's still in the dressing room, so I'll be running the chapter.

Zelda: *facepalm* Oh joy...

Dang... I just replayed OoT and remembered why I was an Impa fanboy... Ah well.
Dares
Impa: Go on a date with Link. And take it seriously.
Ruto: Forgive me. I have gone to Link/Impa. As consolation, here's a clone of Mikau.
Midna: Declare Ruto Prime Minister of the Twilight Realm as further consolation.
Truths:
Link: Did you enjoy your date?
Ruto: Was that enough for you to forgive me? I can do more if you want.
Impa: You took that date seriously, RIGHT? You better have...

-RawkHawk2.0

Impa: I'm a little old for that…

Me: *makes her 12 years old and warps them out*

Ruto: *clings to Mikau*

1hr 28min later…

Link: It was okay. A little awkward, but okay.

Ruto: You're forgiven.

Impa: I'm always serious.

Ok. this is going to be short.
Linebeck: Sing "Love lead us here" By The Muppets or the other version. (i really don't care as long as they sing it.
Ciela: see Linebeck's (I'm going to keep doing these dares until you guys realize that you love each other.)
Ganondorf: then why did you want to remake it it you wouldn't put in any effort? (i'm so confused)
Sophie:Become a ninja pirate and go do something.
i got nothing else.

-Linebecky29

(A/N music: http:/www(DOT)youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=Yvr-lvC_sUs ignore the Lion King graphics…)

The two sighed. I shoved a guitar into Linebeck's hands, and sat back down. Slowly, he began to pick out the tune.

Linebeck: Was I dumb or was I blind? Or did my heart just lose its mind? Why'd I go and throw our perfect dream away…?
Ceilia: Looking back I'll never know, how I ever let you go… But destiny could see we deserved to have another day!
Linebeck/Ceilia: Love led us here! Right back to where we belong! We followed a star, and here we are. Now heaven seems so near… Love led us here…
Linebeck: I confess it's sad but it is true: I lost myself when I lost you. But I held your memory through each lonely night…
Ceilia: Let's forget what's gone before. Now we both know so much more. And we've been given another chance to make it work out right!
Linebeck/Ceilia: Love led us here! Right back to where we belong! We followed a star, and here we are. Now heaven seems so near… Love led us here…
Linebeck: Now I know that life can take you by surprise, and sweep you off your feet!
Linebeck/Ceilia: Did this happen to us, or are we just dreaming? Dreaming…? We followed a star, and here we are. Now heaven seems so near… Love led us here
Linebeck: So take my hand…
Ceilia: And have no fear…
Linebeck/Ceilia: We'll be alright… Love led us here…

Everyone: *wild applause*

Me: *in sheikah costume (A/N: exact copy of Sheik's outfit)* *warps to the Great Sea*

Ganondork: Which do you prefer, the poison, or Fluffy?
Link: Spend an hour with your rabid fangirls.
Ashei: *thumbs up* I like that answer. Have a sword fight with Rusl.
Rusl: See above.
Shad: Can I borrow your dagger for a bit?

-Wildheart

Ganondorf: Um…the keaton only hurts on the surface…

Link: *falling down the fangirl pit* NOOOOoooo…

Ashei: I fight with a staff, not a sword…

Rusl: …

Shad: Um, sure. *replaces it with a scrap of cloth*

100 review? Congratulations! Let's add to that number, shall we? (Jesus it's been a while)
Medli, Tetra, and Romani: Underage catfight while Tingle watches! (make it creepy)
Tingle: What would you rather do: Never become a fairy or become an evil fairy?
Everyone: There is a cookie that MIGHT be poisoned. Would you eat it?
MSF: Organize a 2-on-2 death volleyball tournament
Link and Ganondorf: Have a duel to the death using whole dead fish.

-keybladeboy

Me: *back, still in cosplay* Oh, there you are! We were wondering…

Ganondorf: *muttering* You mean you were wondering!

Me: Shut up, you.

Medli/Tetra/Romani: *catfight*

Onyx/Ganondorf/Tingle: *taking bets*

Link: *staring* This feels…wrong.

Me: Agreed. *breaks up the fight*

Tingle: Tingle wants to be a fairy, no matter what! Tingle-tingle-koo–

Me: Shut up.

Tingle: *cowers*

Me: We'll do the tournament at the end, 'kay? *noms on Pocky*

Link/Ganondorf: *start slapping eachother with dead salmon*

ha! i knew it! You do look epic as a twili, Link! My Link fangirly side is totally smiling :D!
Dares:
Link: hmmmmm... Since im feeling genreous towards you right now, you get a cake with your favorite flavor!
Zelda: since illia has a horse,vatti has a dragon, and midna has a rabbit, I think that its only fair that you get an awesome pet too! Lets see...maybe an owl... Actually an owl would poop all over the place... Aha! Ill give you a very smart phoenix! It will also be pre potty trained for your convieniance! it only listens to you so enjoy!
Gannondorf: you have to skip around and scream "IM A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL!" at the top of your lungs and you have keep doing it for the rest of the chapter.
Link(again): point and laugh at gannondorf while he doing the above dare. You can let others join in with you.
Midna: why is a raven like writing desk? (if you happen to actually know the answer to this then i would be suprised since i dont even know the answer =o. ) also i dare you to record gannon doing his dare.
Agitha: i give you the abillity to fly. Have fun
Vats: i dare you to play a prank on anyone in zelda crew.
Majora: you can join vatti's prank crusade as long as you dont kill anybody.
Illias: hows the piccori sword working for you?
Dark: ive been thinking about having you and Link have an epic but i think i that will have to wait till next chapter. For todays dare, you are going to harrass the cuccoo lady in kakario village from OoT. Bonus if you steal her cuccoos.

-megzarie

Link: *omnoms on chocolet-mint cake*

Zelda: *strokes her phoenix* What should I call you?

Me: *looks up from laptop* How 'bout "oheň"? It means fire in Slovak.

Zelda: Sure, I guess.

Ganondorf: But I already did that… *fish in the face*

Link: I win! *drops his fish on Ganondorf's head and stalks off*

Midna: I don't know. No one knows.

Majora: I know!

Midna: Really?

Majora: You can make paper out of both of them!

Vaati: No you ca-*realizes* *wrinkles nose* Oh. That's disgusting!

Majora: *skips off into the crowd*

Agitha: *slowly floats up to the ceiling* How do I get down?

Vaati: *drops Ezlo in a mud puddle*

Majora: Can I–

Me: No seduction, either.

Majora: Oh…Where's the fun in that?

Ilia/s: *looks at eachother*

Ilia in white: Um…fine.

Dark: *warped to Kakariko*

:) this is offical awsomeness
oh and heres some dares and truths:)
TP link : say you love midna NO LIEZ!
midna: tel the freakin truth you love link

-The dragon dude

TP Link/Midna: *looks at eachother for a second* Um…

Me: You can kiss instead.

TP Link/Midna: *now making out passionately*

You will all join Weegee. Weegee is your master. Weegee is God. *A door closes.* Whew, finally he's gone! What a slave-driving freak!
Truths:
Ruto-have you ever tried fish sticks? Do you like to put them in your mouth?
Lanayru-how did Zant control you? You're a Light Spirit!
Onox-what's it like having three eyes, golden armor, and one-half of a game?
Dares:
Oshus-go out in your whale form and get hamburgers for everyone. I recommend the freeway.
Ganondorf-go on a boss rush with every major enemy in OoT, WW, and TP. You get no weapons except for...a herring!
Keaton-write a love letter to Vaati, sign it anonymous, and set up a date at a fancy restaurant, table 6. Come disguised as Sophie, then surprise him when he starts to soften up.
Closing comment fail. Good-bye.

-Foxpilot

Ruto: Fish is better raw.

Lanayru: He did not control me, he stole my light!

Onyx: It's my game, and that makes it awesome!

Veran: *rolls her eyes* Oh, 'cause you're so awesome.

Me: You two can argue later.

Oshus: *transformed* *warped to a ocean-side fastfood place*

Ganondorf: Fu–*warped out*

Random Keaton: *starts writing furiously*

12hrs later…

Vaati/Keaton: *warped in from restaurant*

Vaati: *looks disturbed*

Keaton: *snickering*

Sorry i took so long to review i've been working on devientart check it out if you want.
Also I have a confession to make. I am a Navi fanboy and proud of it! Don't worry i'm not rabbid now on with th dares!
Young Link: read Navi's diary about her date with Tael infront of everyone turn about is fair play (make the book bigger if you can't read it.
Majora: sing pain by three days grace if Sophie is okay with writing it
Vatti: I'm sorry about the kareoke thing so sing knight of the wind . But more importantly sing Stand by me to Emily
Tingle what you do to a fairy if you caught one?
Tatl it was very brave of you to say you were sorry so you get to pull 1 freebee prank on everyone (one per person )
Navi i hope i don't scare you now. go have fun doing whatever you want.
Young Link again challenge Mido for boss of the Kokiri.
Great Deku Tree why the hell did you put Mido In charge and not have Navi join Link when the other fairies joined their partners?
Tael : here are some baby pictures of Navi

-Kozan the Darkainian Kokiri

Navi: *blush* I…I don't keep a diary…

Me: Go ahead.

Majora: *eyes light up* How far am I allowed to go?

Me: …What do you mean? I'm not going to let you kill anyone for the fun of it, if that's what you want.

Majora: No, no, not that! *small smile* I mean, can I make a big show out of it?

Me: You mean the way you make a big show out of everything you do?

Majora: Yes.

Me: Fine.

Majors: *pumps fist and runs off to fix the stage*

15min later…

(A/N music: http:/www(DOT)youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=0mzSFcUEJWU)

The stage had been rearranged. The floor was changed to stone and the backdrop was a blood-red sky with the moon from Majora's Mask looming in the distance. An sacrificial-looking stone table had been dragged to the middle of the stage. Majora had draped herself across it, a light behind it reducing her to a silhouette.

She took an audible breath. "Pain," she whispered, twisting for a second just on that word, "without love. Pain," again, a small shudder went through her, "I can't get enough. Pain," the shudder again, "I like it rough, 'cause I'd rather feel pain then nothing at all…"

As lights came on, she slowly sat up, dragging her hands over the bloodstained table. An odd smile pulled up the corner of her mouth, as she looked at it. "You're sick of feeling numb. You're not the only one. I'll take you by the hand," She picked up an ornate dagger and looked at it. "and I'll show you a world that you can understand…" Turning to the audience, she tipped her head to the side with that slightly disturbed smile, toying with the dagger. "This life is filled with hurt, when happiness doesn't work. Trust me," she pressed the dagger over her own heart and stretched her arm out towards the audience. "and take my hand. When the lights go out you'll understand…"

At that moment, the stage went back to it's original lighting. Majora raised her face to the heavens. Her teeth seemed luminescent, as everyone could still see her little smile spead into a horrid grin. "Pain! Without love. Pain! I can't get enough. Pain! I like it rough, 'cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all!" She twisted, rather then spun, in a tight circle. "Pain! Without love. Pain! I can't get enough. Pain! I like it rough, 'cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all…"
The lights came back. Her grin was gone before it registered in anyone's brain, and she tipped her head to the side in the most innocent-looking way possible. "Anger and agony, are better than misery. Trust me I've got a plan. When the lights go off you will understand…"

Once again they snapped off and the grin was back. This time she empathized each with a wave of the dagger. "Pain! Without love. Pain! I can't get enough. Pain! I like it rough, 'cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all! Pain! Without love. Pain! I can't get enough. Pain! I like it rough, 'cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing–rather feel PAIN!"

The lights began snapping on and off, as a bunch of different voices sang back and forth from back stage, "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know that you're wounded… You know, you know, you know, you know, you know that I'm here to save you… You know, you know, you know, you know, you know I'm always here for you… I know, I know, I know, I know, I know that you'll thank me later…" Majora slowly sunk to her knees, grasping her head. As the last voice faded, she gasped, rather than sang, "Pain, without love… Pain, can't get enough… Pain, I like it rough…'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all…"

She looked back to to the audience as the lights snapped on. She had trickles of what looked like blood running down her face and arms, and a deranged smile on her face. "Pain! Without love. Pain! I can't get enough. Pain! I like it rough, 'cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all!" She lurched to her feet, and began to back back towards the table. "Pain! Without love. Pain! I can't get enough. Pain! I like it rough, 'cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all! Rather feel pain than nothing at all! Rather feel PAIN!" She vanished in a flash of light.

There was dead silence in the audience for a second. Then the author muttered, "Yep, just as disurbing as I thought it'd be," and made everything "normal" again.

Vaati: Em hasn't actually come out of the girls' dressing room since the last chapter. I'm starting to get worried…

Tingle: Tingle would convince the fairy to introduce him to the Great Fairy, who could turn Tingle into a fairy!

Navi: No! No, I think it's sweet.

Everyone else with fanboys/girls: *stare at her*

Navi: …What?

Y. Link: *points his sword at Mido*

Mido: *runs for his cowardly life*

Great Deku Tree: I did not make anyone "boss of the Kokiri!" Why? Is he going around saying that again? *sigh*

Tael: *looks at album* Um…

*flop* Gods I'm tired...

Zelda: Why didn't you just warp her out?

She needs to get over this on her own.

Zelda: *sigh* Please Read and Review.