Hey! Guess what! I finally got a laptop!
Midna: So you typed this on a new computer?
Nah, it's useless for typing, but it works great for everything else!
Link: And how much did this laptop cost?
Too much for something I can't type my stories on.
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
I... am tired. Algebra II is awful.
Dares:
MSF: Please, for the love of all that is good, no more singing dares!
Link: You would dare not fully enjoy your date with Impa! *Force-feeds seven times the recommended dose of Love Potion #9, now with extra permanent!*
Impa: You are now 14 again. *See above action.*
Truths:
Ruto: How's it going with Mikau? Good, I hope.
Navi: Can you let Link do that?
Dark Link: Are you aware that nearly every fic you star in is yaoi between you and Link?
-RawkHawk2.0
Me: Um…
Link/Impa: *starry-shojo-sparkly-y looking at eachother*
Ruto: *starry-eyed* Great!
Mikau: *looking very uncomfortable*
Navi: …What?
Dark: *deadpan face* Yes. *points to Shadow* Same for him, *points to Vaati* and him. And many others here, I'm sure.
hey supppp?
Dares for today:
Everyone in the zelda crew: get em out of th dressing or the armegeddeon will happen =O!
Link: fight Dark in an awesome and totally epic fight or face the wrath of my giant invincable war zebra! You didnt think they existed did you? I named it Sapphron!
Dark: same as the above dare
Gannondorf: go skydiving with tingle then vomit on him.
Tingle: do the above above dare but wear a tux and cry when gannon vomits all over yur suit.
Vats: wear ezlo for a chapter.
Zelda: arm wrestle midna
Midna: do the above dare
Majora: slap the nearst person to get a totally awesome of your choice
King bublin: race Sapphron
On your giant boar. Dont bother attacking him since he's invicable and all that.
-megzarie
Link/Dark: *fight*
Me: Just watch this: http:/www(DOT)youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=XsYFqr5sM5M
Ganondorf/Tingle: *warped out*
About 2hrs later…
Ganondorf/Tingle: *back*
Tingle: *still crying over his tux*
Ganondorf: *goes to brush his teeth*
Vaati: *puts on the bird-hat-minish*
Ezlo: *pecks him*
Vaati: *turns Ezlo to stone*
Zelda/Midna: *arm-wrestle*
Midna: *easily beats Zelda*
Majora: *slaps and stabs the guy standing next to her*
Oni: *puts hand over stab wound* Ow…
Majora: O.O WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Oni: I'm…part of the cast…
Majora: *slaps him again and struts off*
Oni: *now holding his cheek as well* She has temper issues…
King Bulbin: *warped out*
Ok, After much deliberation, I finally have it!
Dares:
Majora: Fuse some of the non-tranformation masks with the Fierce Deity mask (Seperately, as in, fuse the mask with the FD Mask, watch the hilarious results, then seperate the two masks for the next combo) and make people wear them. I'd like to see something like the FD Mask combined with the Postman's hat(Fierce Postman! XD). A FD fused with the Keaton Mask would be great(As an appeal to Sophie's Fangirl-ness, Vaati has to wear the Fierce Keaton Mask). Perhaps a FD fused with the Garo Mask (Worn by...hmmm... I Don't know, you decide!
Emily: When you come out of the dressing room, Michael(My OC, again.) is going to pop in and try to cure your shyness with some shyness curing lessons that he copied into his Grimoire. If any of the villains try to interrupt the anti-shyness lessons, they will be blasted and/or made complete idiots of by way of his illusion magic. (Personally, I would like to see what the author can come up with for Ganondorf and Majora both trying to interrupt the anti-shyness lesson at seperate times. Majora gets illusion-ified [That's not even a word but you get my point.])
P.S. Michael is abosolutely smitten with the TP version of Zelda, so if Zelda happens to be in her TP form, let the humor commence!
P.S. Mark 2:
Dare:
Ganondorf: Make fun of the fact that Michael likes Zelda and suffer the consequences.
Navi: Hey, Guess what! Tatl was a complete arse to Link in the beginning of Majora's mask (Getting him knocked out, turned into a Deku, stealing Epona, stealing the Ocarina of Time.) Now do what you will in the name of VENGEANCE! MUAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAA
Enjoy,
-ganesh295
Majora: *robs the HMS of four masks: Keaton, Garo, Postman's hat, and Breman's* *fishes around in HMS's backpack a bit more* …Damn, Oni's still got his mask!
Oni: *pops up, completely healed* Yep. You need it?
Majora: *deadpan face* We're in a ToD fic.
Oni: *big smile* Shall I take that as a "yes"? *holds out his mask*
Majora: *swipes it*
5min later…
Majora had drained a little of the magic from the Fierce Deity Mask (Oni wasn't looking nearly so happy and healthy because of this) and fed it into each of the masks. Various characters had "volunteered" to wear the masks. The Postman looked exactly like himself, except with Oni's face markings and eyes. Keaton Vaati's fur had paled to a silvery-lilac, his eyes were solid red and he had red and gold streaks going through his fur (A/N: SQUEE!). The F. Mask transformed Dampe into a silver-garbed Garo Master, while the F.D. Breman's mask had left Zelda with medium-length baby-blue feathers where her clothes had been, long, golden ones where her hair was, and short, downey pure white feathers everywhere else. She also had a large pair of wings and solid golden eyes.
Trasformed Zelda: *looks at herself* Whoa…
Link: Wow! You look like some forgotten Rito goddess!
Zelda: *embarrassed*
Transformed Vaati: *lays down with a sigh*
Transformed Dampe/Transformed Postman: *wander off*
Em: *screaming through the door* I'M NOT COMING OUT!
Navi: *sad little sniff* I…I don't really believe in vengeance…
I think I somehow managed to prove that Vaati is at least a little attracted to Sophie. For the record, that wasn't the intent.
Truths:
Makar-how do you make a cello out of a bloody -leaf-?
Tael-do you like LIBRARY SCIENCE!
Fraaz-how the blazes do you have -icy- fire? Don't give me that magic garbage, either!
Dares:
Malon-I am giving you a green, cheaply-made, plastic disco ball necklace. Do something funny with it.
Malledus-adopt a kitty and take good care of it.
Byrne-trade your giant metal hand for one of Link's Clawshots, then have a rematch against ST Link and Zelda.
If a genie grants you three wishes, never ask for a sandwich. Not even if it was the best sandwich ever. This is either advice or random babble.
-Foxpilot
Makar: I didn't make it, it was a gift!
Me: From who?
Makar: …Nintendo?
Tael: …What's library science?
Me: Better question: Has anyone seen Zant these last few chapters?
Zant: *runs by, knocking over the camera*
Me: *fixes camera* I take it back.
Fraaz: *barks* (A/N translation: Don't question the logic or physics of our world. I learned that a long time ago.)
Malon: *shoots her father in the back of the head with the necklace and a slingshot*
Talon: Wha? I'm awake! I'm awa-ZZZZZzzzz..."
Malledus: *hovers over kitten, not sure what to do*
Me: *points to him* He doesn't have a body, how can he take care of it?
Majora: Just make him one. You made everyone else a new form.
Me: No! I'm out of ideas… *picks up Malledus's kitty and pets it* If someone else comes up with an idea for him, I'll use it.
Byrne/Zelda/Link: *warped out*
At the battle…
Byrne: *tries to grab Link with the clawshot, misses, and is pulled head-first into the floor* *is knocked out*
Link/Zelda: *stare*
All three: *warped back*
Tingle: I grant your wish. *turns Tingle into a fairy*
Link: Trap Tingle in a bottle.
Ganoondorf: Fluffy is not pleased with your answer...
Ashei/Rusl: Fight.
Shad: Thanks! *hugs Shad*
-Wildheart
Tingle: *is the freakiest-looking fairy I've ever seen* YAY! Tingle-tingle-koo–
Majora: *whacks him with a flyswatter*
Ganondorf: *takes off like a frickin' bullet through the studio*
Fluffy: *is slightly faster*
(A/N: You guys like the Jeff Dunham reference? XD )
Ashei/Rusl: *fight*
2hrs later…
Me: How about we just call it a tie?
Ashei/Rusl: Agreed. *go to clean up*
Shad: *blush*
I got a few things (you may want to read the fanfiv Yet Again With A Little Extra Help to get some of these)
Me: I'm going to have to stop you right there, hot dog285. You see, I couldn't find this fanfic. And so a lot of your Dares…did not make any sense. Sorry. If you send me a [link] to the story, I'll put your Dares in the next chapter (or when I finish reading it. Whichever makes the most sense at the time) *sweatdrop*
ullo i give dare for you
link i turn you into zora a twili a goron and a sheikah with a kokiri and split you into different bodts
midna i dare you to make out with twili link for one full chapter on and off
ruto i dare you to do midnas dare exept with zora link and i dare sheikah link to make out with impa
i dare hylian link to make out with zelda i dare ganondorf to jump in a pit screaming bloody murder
-toonlink343
Zora Link, Goron Link and Kokiri/Kid Link all looked just like they did in Majora's Mask. Twili Link looked just like he was described in Chap20. Sheikah Link had the same long, lean build as Zora Link, red eyes, platinum-blonde hair, and wore a forest green suit with black accents (A/N: you know, like how Sheik's suit has dark blue markings {images(DOT)wikia(DOT)com/zelda/images/6/69/Sheik_Artwork(DOT)png} and Bongo has red {msfcatlover(DOT)deviantart(DOT)com/art/Bong-Bongo-color-193550042?q=gallery%3Amsfcatlover%2F25934968&qo=5} )
Midna/Twili Link: *make out passionately*
Ruto/Zora Link: *make out passionately*
Mjora: *blinks* That was odd… *looks at me*
Me: I try to give the reviewers what they want. *summons a bowl of pasta*
Majora: *raised eyebrow*
Me: What? It's my lunch! And no, you're not getting anywhere near it! *omnoms her pasta*
Young Impa/Sheikah Link: *making out passionately*
Zelda/Hylian Link: *making out passionately*
Oni: *looks around* I feel kinda left out… *glances at Majora*
Majora: Forget it, moron. Not happening.
Me: *looks up from pasta* Wait, what?
Oni/Majora: Nothing!
I hate my email, it's been eating alerts and not spitting them back out again. Congrats on the 100 reviews.
Dares
Mikau: YOU ARE ALIVE! ALIIIVE!
Link: I give you this sacred shotgun, used only for fangirls. Use it wisely.
Ganondorf: I actually feel pity for you, so have this "get out of dare free" card.
Truths
Random Goron #1: have you ever wanted to try a rock from a meteor?
Random Goron #2: same for you.
-TheBrick
Mikau: *raises eyebrow* So?
Kokiri Link: *accepts shotgun*
Ganondorf: *takes it* Didn't Foxpilot make these illegal?
Me: And I just got Dared to never put a song in this story again, something I know will be violated by the end of the chapter. Your point will be respected, however *swipes his freedom card and puffs out*
Goron #1: Yus!
Goron #2: What's a meteor?
Please put the first thing I write in the beginning and they rest where ever they fall this first s part is Important
*Warps into studio breaks down the door to the girls dressing room and forcibly removes Emily from it then stands in front of the door to prevent her from going back in.*
Now that that's settled on with the dares
Tatl: I don't think you heard me You get to pull a prank on each and every person in this fanfic and they can't get back at you for it.
*Huggles Navi* *Pulls out sword* Anyone laughs at her gets the blade through the heart!
Navi: You don't have a diary? Then what is this? *Puls out a small book with the words Navi's Diary" on it* Link you get to read it.
Ganondorf: I drop you into the fanBOY pit Bwahahahah!
GDT: to answer your question yes Mido has been saying he's in-charge and answr wht=y you didn't have Navi join Link when all the other fairies joined thier partners?
Keapora Geabora (Rape Owl): Talk to Majora see what happens
Vatti: Sing Knight of the wind and Then sing Stand by me for Emily
Tingle: you are now a fairy
Majora: Fight Nabooru I feel that would be a good match up
Saria: Do you ever bottle your fairy partner?
Navi again:Did Link ever bottle you on your adventure? How did it feel? Answer in front of Young Link
Young Link: Turned to the size of a fairy to a fairy and is bottled by Navi. Lets see how you like it!
Ruto: You are Now married to Zora Link (Who was split from the Links and is in love with you)
Emily: Do you hate my for telling Vatti that you're madly in love with him?
Tael: Did you like the baby pics because I have more
Dark Link: You are no longer a shadow and your own person Named Dark
Zelda : you and Shiek are separated and Shiek is turned into your twin brother
Midna: You get to date TP Link
-Kozan the Darkainian Kokiri
Em: *is dragged kicking and screaming out of the girls' dressing room*
Tatl: I did! *scowl* Is the author being lazy again?
Navi: *blush* H-hey!
Kokiri Link: *settles down to read the diary*
Ganondorf: *falls down pit shreiking like a little girl*
Me: Two Dares, one line! n.n
Em: *glances at me* How much Pocky has she had?
Me: Just one pack! Not even a whole box!
Em: *slowly shakes her head*
Great Deku Tree: Link seemed to be doing very well on his own. And he needed to grow up. If I'd given him Navi when he was a baby, he'd have been a true Kokiri, incapable of growing up!
Kokiri Link: *sad little sniff*
Saria: *gives him a hug*
Keapora Geabora: *opens his beak*
Majora: *skewers him with a random spear*
Vaati: *sighs and sings these up on stage: www(DOT)youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=oSvxnkBgkQE and www(DOT)youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=4IC6Iml6YxU&feature=related with Dark and Shadow as his band/backup singers*
Em: *blushing*
Me: …I didn't know Shadow could play the drums.
Oni: Learn something new everyday.
Me: Yes, and most of it useless. Em and I already went through this in the karaoke chapter.
Tingle: Tingle knows! Tingle-ting–*shuts up as Majora raises the flyswatter menacingly*
Me: Why didn't I ever think of doing before?
Nabooru/Majora: *start to fight*
Majora: *becomes Majora's Wrath and manages to wrap her whip around Nabooru* *changes back, walks over and tightens the whip* I think I just won!
Nabooru: *glare* Cheater!
Majora: *all innocence* I simply used my powers to the best of my abilities. Weren't you going to do the same? *walks off*
Saria: No, that's a big taboo amoung Kokiri.
Navi: No, he didn't. And I don't think I could pick up a bottle…
Me: And we have enough Links drifting around the studio right now. Don't need to add any more to the mix.
Ruto: *faints*
Em: *tiny voice* I…not really…
Vaati: *gives her a quick hug*
Em: *blushes to the tips of her ears*
Tael: Well, it was a little awkward…I don't know why she was embarrassed, though. They were *blush* c-cute.
Navi: *turns bright red*
Dark: Thanks.
Shadow: What about me?
Dark: *points the strobe flashlight at him again*
Shadow: *glare*
Zelda/Sheik: *look at eachother*
Sheik: *smiles* This could work.
Zelda: I daresay it could!
Midna: *still making out with Twili Link*
Me: And I made Twili Link out of TP Link, so it all works out! *big grin*
Lotta romance in this chapter...
Sheik: Is there a problem with that?
Nope, I like romance! I do wish I knew what was up with that Oni/Majora flirtation though, 'cause I know they don't like eachother that way...
Zelda: Who cares?
Sheik: Please Read and Review.