Disclaimer: See first page for notes on Alex. The other two characters are fully mine.

Note: The Romanian (all translated at the bottom as footnotes) was written via a translating site thing. I tried my best so that those who actually know Romanian will probably just laugh at me for writing it weird, but it should be generally understandable :p

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SilenceoftheCrows Hello there!

Alex123 hi i chekd out ur gallery. Ur writings r pretty

SilenceoftheCrows Thank you very much! Which one did you like best?

Alex123 i dunno. i havent read em all. there r so many!

SilenceoftheCrows Haha, true. I have a lot of time on my hands, so that's what I do.

SilenceoftheCrows So, why did you decide to join DA?

Alex123 i was looking at fanart and got tired of ads

SilenceoftheCrows Haha, I think that's why most people get accounts. That, or they want to post stuff, or both, like me. What fandoms are you into?

Alex123 invader zim, avatar last airbender, buffy…um…mostly those, just the basics, i guess

SilenceoftheCrows I love those shows, too.

Alex typed away as fast and as best as he could, a big smile on his face. While waiting for the other person to respond, he rubbed his fingers a bit, eyes glued to the screen. He had never met anyone quite as talkative. The person had taken up most of their conversations during the past week, which suited Alex just fine. Being slow at typing, Alex finished his latest post and hit the enter key as soon as someone new joined the chatroom.

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Alex123 it gets harder b/c my fingers get sore

Sexbeast_Eats_Crow This is that you doing when I am wait for you? You pervert.

Alex123 wat?

SilenceoftheCrows Er, sorry, Alex, this is a friend of mine. Please ignore him.

Alex123 ok

Sexbeast_Eats_Crow If I is a friend of you, then why is week alonely to me? I do not see why chatroom person is more wanted to you, smucitură1

SilenceoftheCrows And English is clearly not his first language. Now, D, it is hardly appropriate to barge in here while Alex and I are having a conversation. It is quite rude, in fact.

Sexbeasts_Eats_Crow Eu vă va arăta nepoliticos…2

SilenceoftheCrows Vă rugăm să nu.3

Alex123 what lang is that?

SilenceoftheCrows It's Romanian. I'm certainly not a fluent speaker, but having known this weirdo so long, I've picked up some choice phrases, basic nouns and verbs, those sorts of basics.

Sexbeast_Eats_Crow Eu sunt încă mai bine.4

SilenceoftheCrows And I'm better at English. What's your point?

Alex123 lol. u 2 r fun

Sexbeast_Eats_Crow Listen, stupid child, return at your rl friends. Chatrooms are wastings of times. And you don't know, might we are old perverts wanting to rape stupid childs. Go away.

Alex123 no i trust you enuf. n we r just talking

SilenceoftheCrows Thank you very much, Alex.

Sexbeast_Eats_Crow Hey, child, what age is you?

Alex123 16

Sexbeast_Eats_Crow SHIT, EL ESTE UN PERVERS!5

SilenceoftheLambs Alex, please excuse me while I go murder my dear friend here.

Alex123 k :p

Sexbeast_Eats_Crow Cioară6 este un pervers, Cioară este un pervers~

Sexbeast_Eats_Crow Stupid child, do you fdsnavb jsffesajklgwe xv/

Sexbeast_Eats_Crow fehwjklgvbwn

Sexbeast_Eats_Crow AH HELP

Sexbeast_Eats_Crow gvwerio 54y bhr

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Sexbeast_Eats_Crow This is SilenceoftheCrows. He won't be bothering us in the near future :p I'll be right back, once I return to my computer.

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SilenceoftheCrows There. I am quite sorry for all that, though I imagine you found it hilarious, am I correct?

Alex123 cant breathe lol 2 hard

SilenceoftheCrows I'll take that as a yes, then :p Now, was there anything else in particular you wanted to talk about? I really should go soon, since it's been…oh my, it's almost midnight already! We should really get to bed…

Alex123 yeah i guess. c u 2morrow?

SilenceoftheCrows Certainly! Goodnight, sweet dreams.

Alex123 nite u 2 :)

SilenceoftheCrows :)

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SilenceoftheCrows Now, to deal with that moron… Wait, why do I keep typing to myself in an empty chatroom? And why did I just comment about typing to myself in an empty chatroom?

SilenceoftheCrows …

1) Jerk

2) I'll show you rude

3) Please do not

4) I am better

5) He is a pervert

6) Crow