It was 3 o'clock in the morning and in Harry's opinion, he shouldn't be up at this time. But sadly he is. Doing what?
Killing a tiny spider on Ron's four poster curtain.
Ron was coming back up from the common room, in Harry's suspicion Ron was coming back from a heated make out session with Hermione, and had changed into his pajamas. He was about to close the last curtain on his four poster when a tiny black spider was crawling up. Well, Ron screamed and screamed. It woke up Dean, Seamus, Neville, and Harry.
The four boys woke with such a jolt that Seamus fell out from his bed.
"Ron, what the hell is it?" Seamus cried, throwing a pillow at Ron's head.
"Sp-sp-sp-" Ron started but was cut off by Neville.
"Well, spit-it-out! What the hell is so damn important that you have to wake all of us up at 3- bloody hell- in the morning!"
Harry put on his glasses and stood up to see what Ron was so upset about.
"Oh my God , Ron! Guys, go back to sleep. It's just a damn spider." Harry said, getting a napkin.
Harry took the napkin and killed the spider. When he went to dispose of it, Ron ran up behind him and hugged him saying, "Thanks, mate. You're the best!".
"Oh, the love of God! Ron, get off me!" Harry cried, prying Ron's arms off him.
Ron and Harry went to sleep only for poor Harry to hear Ron snoring.
The four boys groaned. Finally after 20 minutes of Ron's loud snores, Neville walked over to his bed and put a pillow on his face.
"It takes forever to get to sleep with Ron Fucking Weasley as your damn roommate." he grumbled, going back to sleep.
What will Hermione say when she finds out Ron had a pillow duct tape to his face and had trouble breathing?...