Rose Weasley

September 21, 2017

Year 1

History of Magic-Revised

My parents are Ronald and Hermione Weasley. Now that might sound impressive, Professor, but what they did was so much more. My parents fought Voldemort, killed Horcruxes, and rode a dragon out of Gringotts bank. As it says in our revised edition of 'History of Magic', that 'Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger had their unexpected kiss in the Chamber of Secrets.'. But that is so not true! Excuse me, Professor, but according to my Uncle Harry (Harry Potter), he said that that kiss had been coming since their fourth year. Among many other flaws, I resort to what I know about them.

It started in their first year...

They started out enemies and then by their second year, they were best friends.

Ron, my father, had collapsed in the end of the epic chess game. Hermione, my mother, returned to my fathers side and took him to Madam Pomfrey.

In their second year, my father visited my mother in the school hospital when she was petrified.

In their third year, my parents fought about a rat and a cat. 'A completely stupid argument', was my Aunt Ginny's exact words.

And finally in their fourth year, my father finally notices my mother. He asked her to the Yule Ball, but it was too late. My mum was already going with Quiditch Champion, Viktor Krum. That was when he felt real jealousy.

Their fifth year was simply filled with tension.

However, it was their sixth year that it finally dawned on them. They were in love with each other. My father, at the time, was dating the late Lavender Brown. And my mother was simply furious. They didn't talk for three months! And when my dad took a poison and ended up in the infirmary. He said 'Hermione' in his sleep and Lavender was heartbroken and immediately broke up with him. Much to his relief.

They missed their seventh year. You can fill in the blanks. Our book tells the whole story.

In other words, the story of my parents is certainly a long one. But only my family knows the truth. I hope you understand, Professor.

The End!