Ron sat on his bed in thought. His girl problems had just begun. He thought of asking Bill, but he would just tell mum and that would not be good.
As Ron was absorbed in his thoughts, he didn't notice Fred and George come in the room and sit next to him.
"What's got Ickle Ronniekins all worried?" Fred asked, poking him. Ron looked at his brother, and said in a sad tone, "I have women troubles. Not like you two would understand."
"I am hurt. What about you, Fred?" George said in mock hurt, directing his question at his twin. "I think 'distraught' works for me, George. Now, what bird did you mess up with this time, Ron?" Fred asked.
"Hermione, of course, Fred!"
"Isn't it always?"
"Oi! No need to make me feel worse." Ron said. He lied down and Fred and George sat on either side of the bed.
"Now we know it's not like us to act as if we care-"George started.
"-but now we have to intervene." Fred finished.
"Hermione is mad because I am dating Lavender Brown." Ron said, looking up at the ceiling.
Fred and George exchanged knowing glances.
"Ronnie, I think we know what the problem is." George said with a sympathetic look.
"Little Hermione wuves our Ronnie!" Fred faked excitement and had a baby voice.
"What! No, that would never happen. Hermione love me? Ha! Wha-no!" Ron shook his head repeatedly for extra effect.
"Right. We believe you!" George said, rolling his eyes, sarcasm dripping in his tone.
"Fine. Harry always says that I should talk to her." Ron said, admitting defeat.
"Then do it!" said another voice. All eyes were directed to Ginny, who was leaning against the doorway. She went over to Ron's bed and sat next to George.
"Harry's not wrong, Ron. Hermione thinks you've forgotten her, by you dating that stupid Lavender Brown." Ginny explained.
"But I haven't! I keep playing in my mind that sad look she gave me when Lavender first became my girlfriend! Now, all I feel is guilt! Girls are so confusing!" Ron exclaimed, hitting his face with a pillow.
"Don't beat yourself up, mate. The worst that could happen is that you marry Lavender, you see Hermione in Diagon Alley with Viktor Krum and their children, and then you'll get it through your thick skull that you love her." Fred said, shaking his head in mock dissapointment.
"Too late then, Ron." George agreed.
Ginny stared at the twins in amazement and confusion and said, "Guys, you're not helping!"
"FRED! GEORGE! WHO PUT THESE PUKING PASTILS IN THE SOUP!" Mrs. Weasley called from the kitchen downstairs.
"George, that was bloody brilliant! How come you didn't tell me?" Fred stared at his twin incredulously.
"I like to surprise you." George shrugged. The pair ran out of the room and pelted down the stairs.
"Gin, when Harry was in love with Cho, did you get all emotional like this?" Ron asked.
"No. Actually, I was simply jealous. But I didn't lose sleep over it or cry. With the help of Hermione, I was comfortable around him."
"Hermione has cried because of me? Oh, now I feel terrible." Ron said.
"My God, you really are daft. She cried in first year when you called her nightmare! Ring a bell? But that was simply insulting her, now you're breaking her heart."
"Way to be helpful, Gin."
"Hey, I didn't rip her heart into small pieces and stomp on them! You did. And now you have to fix it, Ron." Ginny stood up and walked silently out of the room.
"Oh 'Mione, I'm sorry." Ron mumbled, and went to sleep.
Back at the Granger household, Hermione was lying in her bed as well and as if by instinct, she said under her breath, "I forgive you." and fell into a deep slumber.
AN: I realize that I'm being a real bitch for not updating 'iAm What!' and 'More Secret's About iCarly'. And I realize that you people are too smart for my not kick ass excuses. The next chapters are coming and you'll be able to read them no later than September 19, 2011. Hermione's birthday! As for this story, I am going to probably be updating it regularly. Like about once every two weeks. I won't be updating very often starting August 29, 2011-June 5, 2012. That is from the starting of school to the end. I definitely will do the best I can and I now see how long this Author's Note really is. Most of this info will be on my profile. I hope you have enjoyed. I aim to please! :)
