Part 2
"The first event," Toadsworth spoke. "is a quiz." Dudley and Perry were in front of buzzer machines. "I'll ask each of you a question and if you know the answer, buzz your buzzer and tell me. If you don't know the answer or can't answer within the time limit of 30 seconds after you've buzzed, your opponent may speak. One question is worth a point and if no one answers correctly, no one gets a point. Remember, once you buzz your buzzer, tell me your answer right away, so think of the answer before you buzz the buzzer, got it?" Both Perry and Dudley nodded.
"This'll be easy!" Dudley bragged. "I can talk and duck-bill, beaver- tail creature can't; I got this in the bag!" Toadsworth looked at Perry.
"Oh dear." He said. "I forgot, you can't talk, can you?" The platypus shook his head. "Then this'll be a huge problem."
"Does that mean Perry is disqualified and I win by default?" Dudley asked, excitedly.
"I'm afraid so, the first match goes to Dudley Puppy!" Dudley pumped his fist in the air.
"Booya!" He looked at Perry. "In your face, duck-bill, beaver-tail creature! WHOOO, YEAH!" Perry looked sad.
"Wait a minute!" Monogram said, shoving everyone aside. Behind him was Carl with a notepad and a pencil. He and Monogram climbed on stage.
"Agent P, you can write on this." Monogram said. He moved aside so Carl could get through. Carl bent down to the platypus and offered him the notepad and pencil.
"Here, Agent P. Write your answer down on here, buzz the buzzer and show Toadsworth, okay?" Perry grabbed them and hugged his boss. Monogram hugged back. Everyone aww'd at the site, except Dudley and the Chief.
"WHAT?" Dudley said, shocked. "That's cheating!"
"Dudley's right!" The Chief agreed. "That's cheating!" Kitty glared at them.
"Quiet!" She told them. "No it's not!"
"Fine!" Dudley agreed. "But I'm still going to win." Perry gave him a look, 'are you sure?'
"Okay, glad that's settled and all that," Toadsworth went back to his place behind the podium, straightened his bowtie and picked up the first quiz card. "What's 2 + 2?"
"Easy, 4!" Dudley spouted confidently. Perry buzzed the buzzer and showed Toadsworth 4 fingers.
"Dudley, you have to buzz the buzzer so you don't get it. Perry does."
"WHAT? Perry didn't write it down through, he's supposed to write it down!"
"That's okay, as long as I get the answer out of him somehow, it's fine."
"Can I do it then?"
"Sure, but that was just a warm- up question anyway, old boy." He looked down at his cards then back at them. "First question, 1,000 + 1,000."
"4!" Dudley blurted out. Toadsworth looked at him.
"Dudley, you're supposed to buzz the buzzer first, then speak, and besides that's wrong." Toadsworth looked at Perry when Perry buzzed his buzzer. "Perry?"
Perry showed him the notepad, he had written '2,000', really nice and big so the old toad could read it. Toadsworth looked at it, adjusting his glasses.
"That's correct! Perry gets the first point!" Perry's score moved up one on his podium. Dudley hit his fist on the table.
"Darn it!" He said. "I should've gotten that!"
"Yeah, you should've." Kitty agreed. "But don't worry, you'll get the next one."
"Next question," Toadsworth spoke. "What was the name of the American war between the southern states and the northern states?" Dudley buzzed his buzzer.
"The North and The South War." He answered.
"Wrong!"
"WHAT?"
Perry buzzed his buzzer and showed Toadsworth his answer 'The American Civil War'
"Correct!"
"Come on!" Klaus moaned. "I'm not American and I could've told you that!"
Question after question went by. Perry got every question right. The score was, Perry: 29, Dudley 0.
"Last question," Toadsworth spoke. "What secret agent is codenamed 007?"
"What kind of question is that?" Dudley demanded to know. Perry wrote his answer, buzzed the buzzer and showed it to Toadsworth; "James Bond!"
"The platypus is right and with his score as 30 and Dudley 0, Perry wins!"
Everyone but Dudley's friends cheered. Dudley cried and whimpered. Kitty comforted him, beside her were Keswick and The Chief.
Perry won the next game, which was a Red Light-Green Light game where they were in their agent forms then had to quickly switch into a disguise. Dudley won in a round of Connect 4 and in another round zapped cardboard cutouts of cartoon agent villains just in the nick of time. Dudley and Perry were tied with 2 victories each.
The last event was a simple race outside on an obstacle course. Everybody moved outside and sat in lawn chairs to watch. They even moved the punch table outside. Hayley carried Klaus and placed him on the table once it was all set. She then hurried off to sit and watch the race with her family. The moat was filled with water. There were hurdles placed all around the castle grounds.
"Now," Toadsworth spoke. "There will be cardboard cutouts of villains popping out of nowhere in this. When they do, you zap them with your ray guns. There will also be invisible pitfalls. If you fall, don't expect a Lakitu to come and get you out, you must help yourself, you have to get out by using your grappling hooks."
"Yes, yes!" Dudley complained. "Can we get stared, old toad?"
"Dudley!" Kitty snapped. "Shhhhh!"
"On your marks," Toadsworth said. Perry and Dudley got into their racing positions. "Get set, GO!" Both mammals took off. Everyone cheered.
Perry and Dudley jumped over hurdle after hurdle. They zapped cardboard villains whenever they popped up. They were just around the corner of the castle, when all of a sudden, Perry fell through a hole. Everyone gasped, Dudley laughed as he ran on.
Perry tried to climb out, but it was no use, he just slipped back down. He then got an idea. He remembered what Toadsworth had said 'use your grappling hook.' The platypus took out his grappling hook and was about to aim it, when all of a sudden; a second grappling hook came down and swiped it up. The platypus looked up, it was Dudley! He held up Perry's grappling hook.
"Were you going to use this?" He asked. "Well now, you can't!" He ran off laughing. Everyone booed. Perry chattered madly.
The platypus got another idea. He then wall jumped out. When he was out, he smiled to himself. He knew that watching his owners play video games would eventually pay off. He resumed running after Dudley.
"I'm going to win, I'm going to win!" The agent dog bragged. Suddenly, just like Perry, he fell in a pitfall. He dropped the grappling hooks at the edge. He screamed as he fell down into the ground.
"Aaaaaaaaaaah! …Oh yeah! I have my grappling hook!" He was about to grab it when he realized that it wasn't there. "At least I still have Perry's!" He went for the other pocket when he realized it wasn't there either.
"What the…" He looked up and gasped. There were the grappling hooks, teetering over the edge. He blew on them, trying to make them fall. They were about to fall, when all of a sudden Perry grabbed them.
"Oh, come on!" The platypus put them aside, grabbed his, and put it away. He then looked down the hole at Dudley.
"Come on Perry!" The mutt begged. "Be the kind, forgiving platypus you are and, HELP ME OUT OF HERE!" Perry smiled mischievously, saluted, and dashed off. Dudley was surprised, so was everyone else.
"Oh, come on!" The mutt tried to climb out, but failed each time.
Everyone booed Perry. Perry stopped in his tracks. He looked at his boss and Carl. Both had disapproval on their faces. He looked back at the hole, at the finish line, and sighed, feeling guilty. The semi-aquatic mammal then ran back towards the hole. He grabbed Dudley's grappling hook.
Dudley started digging. He then saw a grappling hook dangling in front of him. He looked up. Perry smiled and saluted him. Dudley smiled back and grabbed the grappling hook. Perry then pulled him out. Everyone cheered.
"Thanks Perry," Dudley said to him. "I knew the yearning to win wouldn't get to you." The platypus smiled at him again as he gave Dudley his grappling hook. Dudley grabbed it. "Thanks." He put it away, and then dashed off.
"Last one to the finish line is a rotten mushroom!" Perry looked at his boss and the intern who now smiled at him. Monogram gave him the thumbs up. He felt proud of himself, he'd much rather see his friends smiling at him and cheering instead of the other way around. He then ran after Dudley.
The two were just inches away from the finish line when all of sudden, a drill machine drilled a hole before the finish line. The two stopped in their tracks and grew wide eyed at whom they saw. Out of the hatch came the villains! Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Snaptrap waved at their respective nemeses.
"Hello Perry the Platypus!" Dr. Doofenshmirtz sneered at him.
"Hi Dudley Puppy!" Snaptrap greeted. The villains then all jumped out and ran off the track, scaring the others. Bullock, Stan's boss, grabbed a lawn chair from the side of the castle, some lemonade and went far away as possible from the action, not wanting to be a part of it. Monogram looked astonished and Carl hid behind his back. Roger backed away slowly heading towards the door.
"I think it's a good time for some wine." He said to no one. He grabbed the doorknob, but it felt weird. He tried again and again. Still, it didn't budge. "What the?" The door then started to change, only it wasn't the door, it was the Chameleon!
"Boo!" He shouted. Roger jumped back and fell on his butt. The Chameleon laughed. "You were scared, weren't you?"
"I wasn't scared!" Roger shouted back. "You just startled me is all."
"Sure you weren't!" The Chameleon laughed again.
"I wasn't!" He was about to heads towards the real door when The Chameleon chased him down. Roger screamed.
"I'm going to do some evil to please master." Norm said. He looked at Klaus in his bowl. "Starting with pushing this fish out of his bowl.' He went behind Klaus and pushed him off the table.
""NIEN, NIEN, NIEN!" He yelled as he fell to the ground. He flopped for breath. "Why…does…this…keep…happening….to….me?"
"I did evil!" Norm cheered. "Now master will be pleased." Dr. D was shocked. He went to congratulate the robot.
"Good job, Norm!" He said. "I'm so proud of you! Maybe I'll have to give you a promotion." Norm beamed.
"Aw, it was nothing." He then looked at the doctor. "Really?"
"Nope!" Norm looked disappointed.
Klaus flopped into the moat. He sighed in relief when he landed in the nice, cool water. He then looked at Dr. D."
"Hey Dr. Doofenshmirtz!" The fish called to him. Dr. Doofenshmirtz looked at him. "Remember when you said ciao meant good bye in German in Boolia's parody of The Lion King?"
"Uh, yeah?"
"Uh Klaus," Roger told him, still being chased by The Chameleon. "I don't think now's the right time to correct him."
"No, it's the perfect time just to make it clear to the readers and Dr. Doofenshmirtz." He looked at the doctor again. "It's Auf wiedersehen, you dummkoph!"
"I knew that!"
"Really? Well, why did you say it was ciao? That's Italian! You think you're such a genius, but a fish and a platypus are smarter then you? My gosh, you are a dummkoph!" Dr. D looked like he might cry. He looked at Perry.
"Perry the Platypus!" He whined. "The fish is insulting me in German!" Perry rolled his eyes.
'Just let it go, Dr. D. He's an adult cartoon. And he's got a point; you are a dummkoph if a goldfish as well as a platypus can outsmart you.'
The penguins all waddled as fast as they could. Dr. Blowhole hovered in the sky.
"Skipper!" He said. The penguins stopped. Skipper narrowed her eyes at his nemesis.
"Blowhole!" The penguin said right back.
As the villains attacked the others, the mutt and the platypus looked at each other.
"You want to call a truce and save our friends?" Dudley asked Perry. Perry nodded.
"I thought you might agree." He and Perry shook hand/paw. They then looked towards the villains and their friends. "Okay. Hi-gee-gee!" He and Perry sprang into action.
Bird Brain ran after Steve and Hayley.
"I'll get you, you crazy kids!" He shouted after them.
"Oh yeah?" Steve challenged, stopping and looking at him "What are going to do? Fly?" He laughed at his joke. "Oh yeah, that's right; you can't!" This angered Bird Brain.
"Steve," Hayley told him. "This is no time for insulting the giant blue bird, now come on and KEEP RUNNING!" The kids ran and ran.
"I may not be able to fly," Bird Brain started. "But I can still get you!"
"Hey Bird Brain!" Dudley shouted from behind him. The bird stopped and looked behind him.
"Leave these kids alone!"
"Oh yeah? And what if I don't?"
"Oh nothing, but THIS!" He ran up to the bird.
"Oh poopie." He just said.
Dudley kicked, punched and sent Bird Brain flying into a tree.
Hayley and Steve stopped and cheered when Steve realized something.
"You know," Steve told Hayley. "Technically we're not kids. I'm a teenager and you are a young adult."
"Yeah, I know." Hayley told her brother.
Stan and Francine were being chased by Zippy.
"I'll catch you!" Zippy threatened behind them. "My boss will surely award me with nectar." Zippy smacked her lips. "MMMM, I love nectar!"
"Stan, what are we going to do?" A worried Francine asked her husband. "That stupid hummingbird is after us!" Stan scratched his chin.
"I don't know." He admitted. He then stopped in his tracks when he realized something. He looked at Zippy, determined. Francine stopped and looked at him, wondering what he was doing.
"Stan?" She wanted to know. She went to him. "What on earth are you doing?" Stan laughed. Francine looked puzzled. "What's so funny?"
"Us Francine." Stan told her. "We have been running away from this tiny bird when the solution has been in my pocket the whole time."
"What do you mean?"
"I'll just pull out my gun and…" He felt his pocket. Nothing. He felt it all around, still nothing. He began to panic.
"Where is it? Where is it?" The CIA agent asked frantically. "Where is my gun?"
"Looking for this?" Zippy questioned out loud. Stan and Francine looked at the bird and gasped. There, now in Zippy's feet was the gun.
"Well I'll be son of a gun." Said Stan. "The hummingbird has it." He then looked angry. "Give it here you bird thief!" Zippy zipped away. "Give it here!" Stan and Francine chased the bird who was laughing all the way.
Suddenly, Zippy was hit with Dudley's ray gun. The bird fell to the ground, dropping the gun.
Stan and Francine rushed up to the gun. Stan grabbed it and put it back in his back pocket. The two looked at Dudley who gave them the thumbs up. Stan and Francine both smiled. Stan saluted him.
The penguins battled Blowhole. They kicked, punched and slapped him with their flippers. But no matter what, they couldn't knock him off his scooter. Blowhole backed up above the moat. He laughed his laugh.
"Care to give up, penguinnnnns?" He asked. "Cause you'll never win." Skipper growled in his throat.
"We'll never give up Blowhole!" The leader penguin shouted at him. "Never!"
"Oh yeah? We'll see about that!" He was about to attack them with one final blow. The penguins shielded their eyes, assuming the end was near.
Perry suddenly tackled him. Blowhole screamed and fell off. He held on his scooter for dear life. The platypus came by his side, smiled, and pecked at the dolphin's flippers with his bill.
"No, no, NOOOOOO!" He fell off into the water and made a big splash. Klaus swam away, barely missing him.
"Thank you, Beaver Tail." Skipper told him.
"Yeah!" Private added. "Thanks a bunch, you really saved us!" Perry looked at the young penguin and smiled, feeling proud at what he accomplished.
The Chameleon suddenly picked up Klaus by the tail.
"Hey!" Klaus cried out. "What do you think you're doing? Put me down at once!" Roger gasped as he saw The Chameleon, with the help of his tongue, climbed the tower, Klaus in hand.. Klaus screamed and covered his eyes with his fins. "Why? Why does it have to end with a cheap reference to King Kong?"
"Surrender or the fish gets it!" The Chameleon threatened, atop the tower, holding Klaus by the tail, dangling him over the edge. Roger looked mad and stepped up.
"Hey!" He challenged. "No one hurts my fish physically or emotionally except me and the rest of my family! Got it? So, just drop him and back off!"
"Oops, my hand slipped!" The Chameleon faked, dropping Klaus. "My bad!" He laughed as a screaming Klaus fell to his doom, 80 feet below on the paved path below. Roger shielded his eyes.
"Why do I have to die as a fish?" The fish asked himself. "Why?" He shielded his eyes. Suddenly, he stopped falling. He looked up. Perry had scaled the castle wall and saved him in the nick of time! Klaus sighed in relief and smiled. The platypus smiled back and put him back into the moat.
"Danke schon, Perry." The fish thanked Perry. "You really saved my life." Perry smiled again. He then looked serous and dashed off. Roger went by Klaus.
The platypus stomped towards the castle with a look of determination.
"No!" The Chameleon cried. "No, no, please, spare me!" The platypus jumped up the castle and kicked him in the chin. The Chameleon fell off the castle. He held on the edge for dear life. Perry pecked at his hands with his bill. The Chameleon tried to hold on, but it was no use. He fell off screaming.
"NOOOOOO! CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS, CURSE YOU!" He fell to the ground and fell unconscious. Klaus and Roger cheered as Perry landed back on the ground before them, feeling like a hero.
"Bravo, Perry Das Schnabeltier!" Klaus cheered. "Bravo!"
It was time for Dudley to face Snaptrap.
"Now, it's just you and me Snaptrap!" Dudley said as he faced the evil rat. "Prepare to be vanquished!" He took out his ray gun and aimed it at the rat. Snaptrap pretended to be scared.
"Oh no, a ray gun! I am so scared, what if it shoots?"
"Oh, don't worry, it will." The mutt was about to pull the trigger, when Snaptrap shouted out.
"Wait, there's cookies at the punch bowl!" Dudley quickly put the gun away, turned towards the punch bowl on all fours and jumped excitedly.
"Cookies? Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! They'll all mine!" He bounded towards the punch bowl. When he saw the empty cookie plate, he gasped.
"Hey, there are no cookies here. You lied to me!" As soon as he turned, Snaptrap tackled Dudley. They tussled around, punching, kicking and biting at each other.
Suddenly, Snaptrap pinned Dudley to the ground. The other cartoons gasped.
"Any last words, Agent Puppy?" Snaptrap asked. Dudley struggled to get free, but couldn't get the enormous rat off of him.
"If only I could get him off of me so I can get my gun.' Dudley thought, panting with exhaustion. "Man, you're one big rat. I'm all pooped out. I need to have a breather. Can you get off of me?"
"Sure!" The rat faked a smile. "And I'll take that!" Snaptrap snatched Dudley's gun away before he got off him.
Dudley scowled as he tried to get his breath back. Snaptrap turned to face the other cartoons.
"Agent cartoons," He began. "As of today, villains will rule the world and you will all bow down to me!"
Toadsworth then strayed in. He had just brought a sub sandwich. He sat down and looked disappointed. He raised his hand. Snaptrap called on him.
"Yes?" He asked, sounding annoyed.
"Before I bow down to you, can I eat my sub sandwich first? I just brought it and bowing takes up my energy." Snaptrap did a deep sigh.
"Fine, I suppose. But be snappy about it! I just can't wait to rule the world!"
"Whoopee!" Toadsworth cheered, taking it out of the bag. "Thank you ol' bean! You're a life-saver!" He took off the wrapper and bit into his mushroom on rye. Snaptrap rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, a life-saver. That's what I am. Whatever."
"Dude, " Klaus said. "How can you think of food at a time like this?" Toadsworth looked at him.
"I just want to eat, okay? Hosting a party is hard work and I didn't get a chance to eat!"
"What have you been doing then?" Toadsworth just ignored him and continued eating.
"You went out and didn't even buy me a wine bottle at the liquor store?" Roger asked. Toadsworth looked at him.
"Sorry, I just took enough money for this sub sandwich. You want a bite?"
"No, you can have it. I don't want it." The alien crossed his arms over his chest looking displeased.
"Suit yourself." Toadsworth resumed eating. Dudley then saw the cheese sticking out and hatched an idea. He quickly ran to the old toad.
"Can I borrow this?" Before Toadsworth could answer, the mutt swiped it out of his hands and dashed off to Snaptrap. "Thanks!"
"Hey!" The toad shouted after him. He stood up and waved his fist at him. "That cost me 25 coins!" Dudley didn't listen.
"Oh goodie!" Snaptrap said. "You're done, now as I was saying…"
"Hey Snaptrap!" Snaptrap looked at him.
"What?" he demanded. "Can't you see I'm making a world domination speech here?"
"Say cheese!"
"What?" Dudley ripped off some of the cheese and put it in his pocket.
With that, Dudley hurled the sandwich at him like it was a football. It flew into his mouth.
"Yes!" Dudley cheered. "Jackpot!"
The rat's face then swelled up like a red balloon due to his cheese allergy. He narrowed his eyes at Dudley.
"I'll get you for this Agent Puppy!" He promised, his puffy face made his words hard to understand.
"What? I can't understand you! What did you say?" Snaptrap tried again, still hard to understand. "What? You want me to kick you in the face? I don't know why you would say that, but okay!" Snaptrap gestured him to stop. "Hi gee gee!" The dog kicked him in the face.
The rat went flying into the wall of the castle where all the other defeated villains were in a pile.
"And now," Dr. D said. "My turn!" He looked around. "Now, let's see," His gaze landed on the drilling machine. "Perfect!" The crazy doctor ran towards it and jumped into it. Perry ran towards him, but he closed the hatch before he got there. He heard the doctor laughing evilly from inside. He drove the machine. The platypus backed away, ducking as the machine drove over a gazebo on the grounds in an explosion of wood and lattice.
Unfortunately, Perry found himself cornered. The platypus tripped over a pebble and landed on his butt. He looked at the machine. The doctor laughed evilly.
"Now. Say your prayers Perry the Platypus!" The drill went towards Perry. The platypus sweated in fear. What was he going to do? The doctor kept up his evil laughter.
"Good-bye, Perry the Platypus!" The drill came closer and closer. Perry chattered in fear.
He looked around. When he saw the water filled moat, he got an idea. As the drill came down, the platypus quickly dived underneath the water.
"What the? Perry the Platypus, where are you? Where did you go? Perry the Platypus?" He looked around, but couldn't see anything. "Ugh, I can't see anything from in here; I'm going to have to exit from this machine." He opened the machine hatch and jumped out. He leaned over the water.
"Perry? Perry the Platypus! I know you're out there! Come out, come out wherever you are!"
From further down the moat the semi-aquatic mammal jumped out, soaking wet. He shook the water off his fur. He then tiptoed slowly to the drilling machine.
He got into it, started it up, and drove towards the doctor.
"What's that sound?" The doctor wondered out loud. He looked behind him at the machine and screamed. He fell down on his butt. He shielded his face.
"Don't…don't hurt me whoever's operating this!" He then saw Perry in the window. "Perry the Platypus?" The platypus turned on the drill. The doctor screamed again and fell into the water. He flailed his hands in the water.
"CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLAT…" But he couldn't finish his curse for he went under. Bubbles floated where he went under and popped one by one.
The doctor then finally managed to escape the moat. He was dripping wet! He heard the drill again as he cleaned out his hair. He screamed as he ran for his life. The other villains stood up.
"RETREAT EVERYONE!" he screamed. "A CRAZED PLATYUS IS OPERATING THE DRILLING MACHENE; RETREAT!" He ran and ran out of sight. The other villains looked at the machine, drill still on. They all screamed and ran after Dr. Doofenscmirtz. Only Snaptrap stayed put, the swelling had subsided.
"Babies!" He scoffed. "Who needs them? I'm not afraid!"
"Oh Snaptrap!" Dudley called. Snaptrap turned to him.
"Yes?" The rat wanted to know. Dudley held up a piece of cheese that he took out of his pocket.
"I kept this for you! Yummy, cheese!"
"No!" Snaptrap said, frightened, stepping away. "Keep that awful dairy product away from me! NOOOOOOO!" He ran out of sight. The cartoons laughed and laughed. Dudley ate the cheese, happily.
"Oh, that's right!" Toadsworth explained, looking at Perry and Dudley. "You two need to finish your race, don't you? I'll get the cardboard cutouts working again." He was about to go when Dudley spoke up.
"That's okay," He said. Toadsworth stopped. "We don't need to see who's the best. We're all winners in our very own unique way." Dudley smiled at Perry. Perry smiled back.
"Aww!" Private said. "I just love happy endings."
"Me too." Rico agreed.
"You are just giving up because you know human agents are the best." Stan broke in, breaking the happy moment. The animal agents all glared at him. "I mean, sure, you are good, but obviously we humans are superior to animals."
"Oh yeah!" Skipper challenged. "And what is that suppose to mean?"
"May I remind you that you were fleeing in terror from a hummingbird earlier?" Kitty pointed out coolly.
"Stan," Francine warned. "Don't get into this."
"Yeah Dad." Hayley added. "This is stupid. Don't make them any madder. Let's just enjoy the rest of the party."
"No!" Stan told them. "Leader penguin needs to learn something." He looked at Skipper, who was still glaring at him. Perry and Dudley also looked slightly annoyed. Dudley growled.
"Humans are more intelligent." Stan continued, condescendingly. "We are more capable of doing things, more realistic, and better looking," He straightened his jacket and tie unnecessarily, "And that is why humans make better agents than animals." He chuckled. "Animals might be "cute" on kid cartoons and movies, but we would always be number one."
"Get him!" Skipper commanded.
"Skipper, no!" Private said, trying to stop him.
"Don't play this kiddie game." Kowalski added, but it was too late. Skipper, Perry, and Dudley all attacked Stan at once. Stan struggled but it was no use, the animals had him pinned down. Skipper was slapping Stan repeatedly in the face.
"Oh no!" Kitty moaned. "Not this again."
"Well, sounds like we're going to be staying here a while." Roger concluded. "I'm going to get some wine from the cellar." He went to the entrance on the drawbridge, opened up the door and went inside.
Meanwhile, Dep. Dir. Bullock was laying in a lawn chair with his sunglasses on, enjoying his glass of lemonade.
"Sounds like this fight will get ugly pretty fast." He said to no one in particular. "Oh well, at least I was not a part in any of this. Hakuna Matata!" He drank his lemonade in peace.