Epilogue
"Thanks for filling this zip-lock bag with the moat water," Francine told Toadsworth. The party was all over and everybody except the Smiths, Toadsworth and Klaus went home (Bullock couldn't wait for the end of the fight, so he took a private jet home). Stan had scratches all over his face.
"My pleasure." Toadsworth said. "I'm sure the princess won't mind." The toad bent down to the fish and talked to him like he was a dog or a baby.
"And how does the fish like it? Huh, how does the fish like it?" The fish took a gulp of water, swam to the top and spat water in his face.
"I'm not a baby or dog!" He shouted. He then turned calmed again. "But Danke though." He swam back down. Toadsworth cleaned himself off.
"Well," Francine continued. "We'll be on our way once we get Roger." She opened the cellar door and gasped with the others.
There on the floor were tons of empty wine bottles and Roger, lying down on his back. He was drunk!
"Roger!" Francine screamed. "Did you drink all of Toadsworth's wine?" Roger tried to stand up. "Oh hi family! How are you all doing? I had a great time! This was wine paradise!" He collapsed in a wine puddle and fell on his face. Francine turned to Toadsworth.
"I'm so sorry about all of this." She apologized.
"Oh don't be!" Toadsworth responded. "I can always get more." He looked back at Roger and looked concerned.
"Is he going to be okay?" He asked.
"Yeah, he's okay." Hayley assured him. "He just needs to go home, rest and in a few hours, he'll be sober again."
"Well okay," Toadsworth said, still uncertain. "I'm going to have to believe you." They said goodbye to Toadsworth and left for Stan's van.
When Stan took out his keys in front of his SUV, Roger swiped it away from him.
"Hay what the? Roger!" Roger got in the car and put the keys in the ignition.
"I'm driving!" The alien told Stan. Stan got in next to him. The rest of the family sat in the back and buckled in. The family all gasped.
"What?" Stan said. "You can't; you're too drunk. You're going to kill us all!" He narrowed his eyes and grabbed hold of the steering wheel. "Let me drive!" Roger pushed him back.
"No, I'm going to drive."
"No you're not!"
"What are you talking about? Of course I am; I'm not that drunk." Roger and Stan fought the steering wheel as the van drove. The family in the back, screamed.
"STAN!" Francine hollered as they drove into Toadsworth's car. The family looked at the now damaged car.
"Oops!" Roger said. "I guess I am that drunk."
"Nice going Roger." Hayley said sarcastically. "Look at what you done to Toadsworth's car."
"My car!" They heard Toadsworth cry, ice cream falling from his cone. "Look what you done to my car!" He then looked angry at them. '"I'll get you for this!"
"Drive, drive, drive!" Steve screamed. Roger drove and hit a tree.
"I can do it." Roger said, drunkenly. He drove into the same tree. "I can do it!" He drove back and forth into Toadsworth's car, damaging it some more, and into the same tree. "I can do it."
"Oh for the love of..." Klaus said when they went back and fourth for the tenth time. He swam to the top of the bag. "LET STAN DRIVE!"
"No fish. I can do this." He again backed into Toadsworth's car, knocking it into the moat.
"NOW ROGER!" Roger sighed "Fine fish, you get what you want." He and Stan switched places. They buckled their seatbelts. "There, happy?" Klaus smiled in the bag.
"Satisfied."
And with that, Stan drove off with an angry Toadsworth chasing after them.