((Perryshmirtz))
Perry bucked and groaned, chittering angrily.
"Not so hard Perry the Platypus! You're pulling it! It's gonna stretch!"
The platypus moaned again and struggled, sweat dripping down his forehead, muscles clenched.
"Seriously Perry the Platypus, if you keep struggling we're only going to get more stuck! We need to separate and now! This is awkward."
There were more noises as Perry chittered again and turned to face Doofenshmirtz with an indignant look on his face.
"Shut up - just-just shut up Perry the Platypus! This is all your fault. If you hadn't pushed the button on my Combine-inator then we wouldn't be fused together like this, now would we?"
Perry only looked away in response.