((Doofengram))
"Hold-hold still! This might hurt a bit."
"Yeaaaaaugh! A bit? That hurt a LOT! In what country is that 'a bit' 'cause it sure as all get-out isn't America nor is it Druselstine."
"Just—*nng*—hold—*rrgh*—STILL!"
"...oh great. What now?"
"Great gobs of fire..."
"What? Tell me now Monobrow or so help me I will-"
"It's stuck."
"Wait-stuck? As in 'cannot be moved'?"
"Yes. Stuck."
"Well that's the last time I EVER agree to run candygrams for the O.W.S.C.A. Even if it DOES reduce my life sentence."