Magi: :P There are some drinks in here that you might not know though they are basic drinks. So if anybody is confused look towards the end.

Enjoy.

It Takes Two To Tango

Chapter 5

The club was crazy as usual, and it was only 2:45 p.m. Fei rubbed his neck as he walked in through the door.

"Whoa there, sunshine! " Fei turned to the person who had called him.

"Yes Jiraiya-sama?" Fei asked as he put his bag on the counter.

Jiraiya was taller than Fei by a big chunk. He was muscular and had tanned skin, that gave contrast to his white hair, and the red tattoos on his face. He was wearing a black button down shirt and white pants, the Prime Time uniform. Fei looked at Jiraiya in confusion, who in turn looked annoyed.

"Uchihas are very delicate people,…they like their shit all organized and stuff." He said and Fei nodded in understanding. "Anyways, just came to brief you over on some of the "specifications." He said the last part with air quotes.

Fei nodded and followed his boss to the VIP section. The VIP section was a black marble hallway with white doors on both sides, each being a VIP room. There six rooms in total plus the Red Room. A red door blaringly stood at the end of the hallway, leading to the room called the Red Room.

This room was only for certain exclusive and important people who wanted their privacy. It was large, had a stage for the dancers, and a bar with its own stock of beverages. The room was lit with blue lights, which could be changed to the customer's taste and the walls were covered in black velvet. Red sofas, chairs, and stools littered the room, and well as many other commodities.

"So the customers are having a meeting, so they want the furniture arranged for that, and they prefer the lighting to be red. You will be taking orders and serving so be ready, and the dancers will be doing background." Fei took mental notes as Jiraiya kept going. "The entrance is going to be guarded, and there is only limited entry. Try not to exit but if you have to go through the black door." Jiraiya pointed to a black door that was nearly invisible on the velvet wall.

"Okay. Is there anything about our clients I should know?" Fei asked.

Jiraiya turned to Fei," These people might be assholes but they could quickly put us all out of a job. So be careful; speak with respect and never look them in the eyes. Do NOT mess up their orders and if they ask the impossible make it possible!"

Fei nodded and then Jiraiya and he went back to the main lounge.

By 4 p.m. Fei was already done with all of the preparations for the bar. Everything was clean and stocked, the furniture was moved, and the lighting was set. He was talking to the music meister when Juura came in and called him over.

"Heard you're working the big fishes tonight." Juura joked nut there was worriment in his voice.

Fei noticed this and gave Juura a smile. "Hahaha, yeah. But I'm sure I'll be fine…as long as nobody is planning a coup d'état today."

A worried look came on Juura's face, "Be careful, Wolf. I know Jiraiya wants you to do the impossible for these people….but…." Juura trailed off.

Fei sighed and then gave Juura a hug. Juura's eyes widened, it was rare for Fei to show affection at work, and then he smiled and lightly hugged back.

"Okay you two homo lovers! Get out of the way! Where's the Old Pervert!"

Their moment was interrupted by a familiar loud voice. They both turned to see Naruto, Jiraiya's grandchild. He was a middle schooler, with tanned skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes. Fei immediately grinned evilly. Naruto was slightly homophobic…or so he said….Fei knew he was still in the closet and he liked teasing him.

So Fei grabbed on to Juura and willed a blush onto his face.

"N-Naruto-kun! You should learn to talk…what if you had 'interrupted' us?" Fei said in a cute voice and hugged himself to Juura, who had a real blush on his face.

"Yuck! Stop it you fags! Isn't there some work rule against doing that here?" Naruto stuck his tongue out at the with a blush on his face.

Fei chuckled and then went to ruffle Naruto's hair, "Jiraiya's in his office."

Naruto pouted and then ran to look for his godfather.

"Cute kid huh?" Juura said looking after him.

"Do you like kids Juura?" Fei looked at Juura who nodded.

"I have a younger brother. And you? Any siblings?"

Fei looked at Juura for a few moments and then looked at the black ceiling of the Red Room. Then he looked back at Juura and said, "One sister. But she doesn't live with me, she lives with her uncle."

That was all Fei said and then he kept preparing for the night.

At 6 p.m. the black and color lights in the club were turned on. The Red room darken to a black and dark red color. The only things standing out were small lamps next to the furniture and the bar, that was doused in silver light.

Fei was busy giving the glasses a last cleaning when one of the bodyguards came in.

"The Uchiha's have just driven into the parking lot. They're expected in about ten minutes."

Fei thanked the guard and put the glass he was cleaning back. He sighed as he clipped his silver nametag onto his shirt and went and stood by the door to greet the customers. He swallowed and felt nerves for the first time that night. He didn't know who of the Uchiha family was coming, but being the future heir, Fei was pretty sure that Itachi would be coming. He closed his eyes for a moment and counted…1…2…3…click.

His eyes snapped open at the sound of the door opening, and he immediately put a smile on.

"Welcome, to the Red Room. Right this way."

They were ten in total; five Uchiha's and their bodyguards.

The body guards were dressed in complete black attire while the Uchiha's clothing differed slightly, even though they were all wearing dark colors.

Fei immediately recognized Fugaku Uchiha. He was the face of the Uchiha family, always appearing in press conferences, and the like. He was wearing a dark green suit and a wine red tie. His hair was black as were his eyes, from what Fei could see. He had the air of a mature and strong person, one you didn't question or mess with.

"What would you like to start with this evening, Sir?" Fei said with his head slightly bowed and his eyes to the floor.

"Scotch. On the rocks." Was all that he said, with a firm voice.

Fei nodded and turned to the next person. This one looked much younger than Fugaku. His hair was long and black that was tied in a ponytail. His eyes were also black, and he was wearing a dark grey button down shirt, and black pants. Much more casual than the rest of his colleagues.

"For you Sir?"

"Name's Hikaku, cutie. Start me off with an Alabama….." Hikaku said with a smirk.

Fei's eyebrow twitched at the nickname but he nodded and moved on. The next Uchiha had the trademark dark hair and eyes, but his hair was short and fluffy looking. He was also young but older than Hikaku, probably in his thirties. He was wearing a simple black shirt and pants, with his jacket over the chair.

Fei didn't have to ask, he simply said, "Beer. Red." Fei imagined he meant Red Beer and moved on to the next Uchiha.

This one he also recognized as Yashiro Uchiha. He always appeared alongside Fugaku and they were known to be long time friends and partners in business. His face was hard, harder than Fugaku's and his black hair was streaked with grey. His eyes were narrow and glaring, his suit was black as was his tie. Fei bowed his head a bit lower in respect to him.

"What may I get you, Sir?"

"Water." Was all that Yashiro said.

Fei nodded and went through the list of orders mentally. He then turned to the final Uchiha. This one he didn't know either. But couldn't help but blush as he was examined head to toe by him.

"Your order Sir?" He slightly gulped as he felt a strange and stifling air around the Uchiha. Almost as if his presence were crushing him, it was something he had never felt before.

The Uchiha didn't answer so Fei couldn't help but glance up to see if he had heard him, though he immediately regretted it. This Uchiha's eyes weren't black like all the other Uchihas, or at least they didn't seem that way. He sat in a way that the red light of the room reflected on the black eyes, and turned them a menacing color. A shiver ran through his body as those eyes stared straight into his…and he kept staring….and staring…and …click!

Fei's head snapped to the door as he heard it open. His eyes widened as he recognized the person. Through the door, had just entered, Itachi Uchiha.

Fei immediately bowed his head and turned back to the Uchiha he was at. Itachi closed the door and walked over to greet his father.

"Itachi. I expect you to always be punctual, if you are going to take over the family business I expect you to be serious about it." Fugaku said in a firm voice.

Itachi gave a small smile, "I apologize Father. There were some matters I had to take care of." Then Itachi turned to the rest of the Uchihas and greeted them one by one. Until he got to where Fei was.

Fei respectfully stepped aside and kept his head bowed. "Uncle Madara." Itachi said to the Uchiha.

"Itachi. " Madara said in a completely different tone than Fei expected. "I'm glad to see you're good. You've grown haven't you? How's Sasuke? You taking care of him?" Madara said with a smile on his face as he stood and hugged Itachi.

Itachi patted his uncle's back and pulled away. "It's been three years Uncle, so I hope I have grown and Sasuke is doing well too. Except when he's getting in trouble at school of course."

Madara gave a chuckle, the sound startled Fei a bit. "Hahaha, I'm glad to hear that boy. Come here and sit down! Bring whiskey for me! What do you want boy?" Madara asked Itachi.

Fei's attention turned to Itachi, who was looking at him. For a second, Fei could feel eyes roaming over his body, just like he had felt with Madara. And then Itachi spoke, "A White Russian please."

Fei nodded and bowed respectfully. Then he set off to complete the orders.

As he got behind the bar, he sighed and he could feel his body relaxing. The Uchiha's were quite a presence, and it didn't help that Itachi was here.

He finished the orders and set the scotch, Red Beer, and Alabama Slammer on one tray, and the water, whiskey and White Russian on another. He balanced the trays, each in one hand and headed towards the table.

The Uchiha's were busy talking so no one payed attention to Fei as he set the drinks in front of their corresponding drinker. When he finished he went back to the bar and grabbed the appetizers and also set them in on the table.

While doing this he caught snippets of the conversation.

"The Hyuuga's are starting to become a real problem! They've completely taken out the South side of Tsuchigakure! And they are starting to look towards a compromise with Kirigakure! We can't let this go on!" This was Hikaku talking.

"Calm down child. The Hyuuga's have always been a problem, but we've always dealt with them." Yashiro said to Hikaku.

"But I believe Hikaku has some sense of right." Obito said. "Before we brushed them off because of their internal problems but recently there has been more communication between their Branch and Main families. I believe that if these problems are solved they will become a force to be reckoned with."

Obito kept talking but Fei didn't hear the rest because Fugaku called him over to refill his scotch. Fei did so and came back.

"Since I have been away, I don't know much of the Hyuuga's internal functions but I can say that Hiashi will soon declare a war on the Uchihas." Madara said.

"Itachi. What do you think about this?" Fugaku turned to look at Itachi as did everybody else.

Itachi took a sip of his White Russian and then looked at everybody. "I believe that the Hyuuga's are no where near to resolving their family disputes…and probably never will. That is…until Hiashi steps down and the heir is chosen. It all depends on that person, as to which direction the Hyuuga family will go. And I believe that if Neji is chosen…..Uncle Madara's prediction will come true. So now what we have to do, is create a situation in which these family issues are brought out to the public. After all, who wants a leader that can't take care of their own family?"

The last part brought a chilling smirk to Itachi's face. Good for him, that Fei had already returned to the bar and hadn't heard Itachi's comment.

Magi: Okay so about the drinks! Most should know what scotch, whiskey, and water are! XD I hope! But as for Red beer and the Alabama Slammer, they are both highball drinks. If I remember correctly Red Beer is similar to the Bloody Mary but instead of hot sauces it only has tomato juice. And the Alabama Slammer has vodka, orange juice, sloe gin, and something else. XD

A White Russian is a lowball and is served on the rocks. Contains vodka, kahlua, and cream. :P

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Dear Mirette,

I'm flattered by your request and would like to agree. But if you were to be my beta I need to be able to contact you in some way, be it by email or other. :) Aside from that I'd love for you to be my beta.

On the story, well, :D you got Itachi this time! XD And he will be in the next chapter also. As for Kakashi...well...don't you worry about him! :P He gets a happy ending!

-Magicaru