Magi: Holy Shnat. I can't believe I have another chapter up. ._. A 3,000+ word chapter... ._. I think I might die. XD Hahahaha. Well I guess you're lucky then! Go ahead and read(hope your eyes don't burn out like mine)!
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p.s. Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for Fei's furry butt..._ and even I'm beginning to doubt that.
It Takes Two to Tango
Chapter 7
He did NOT want to go to school. No, he REFUSED to go to school.
But the continuous beep, beep that emanated from his bedside table said otherwise.
"I will destroy you…" A groggy threat came from under black covers.
"Love, it's not polite to destroy things." Another voice said amusedly.
"It's also not polite to wake someone after working eight hours."
After that last comment, the alarm clock managed to get out one last beep before a loud crash followed it. A laugh wash heard and a pout was given.
Fei quickly pulled the covers over his head and snuggled further into Kakashi's body. They were naked under the covers, so Fei tried not to move in a way that could provoke Kakashi…..unfortunately that wasn't really possible. As he pressed his head into the hard alabaster chest in front of him, Kakashi wrapped his arms around him, pressing their bodies together.
Fei blushed, knowing what would follow, and tried to pull away, "I-I have to go to school Kakashi!" He said as he struggled against Kakashi's strong arms.
"Now you wanna go love? Well…..too late." He said the last part as he flipped Fei on his back onto the mattress.
Fei panicked, "I-It's way too early for this! Kakashi stop it!"
Kakashi ignored Fei as he came down and sealed their lips together. Fei felt himself loosing to the sensation of Kakashi's tongue exploring his mouth, so he kept pushing, and trying to get the arms to budge.
But he soon noticed that struggling against the stronger male was useless, so Fei opted for the next best thing. In one swift movement he bit Kakashi's tongue (not too hard of course), kicked him off the bed, and ran away with the bed covers.
It was a funny sight as Fei tripped over the covers to try and get to the bathroom. Unfortunately Kakashi managed to grab on to the edge of the black sheets and pulled on them, making Fei lose balance. Said unbalanced person tried to soften his fall and only managed to land on the person he had pushed off the bed. And so it ended up how it had started, Kakashi pushed Fei onto the carpeted floor and attacked Fei's neck.
Fei scrunched his eyes closed as he tried to block out the tingling waves of pleasure starting to course throughout his body.
Good thing luck was on his side today. Just as Kakashi was trailing down to bite on a hardened nipple, a shrill howling sounded throughout the room. Both males turned to where the sound was coming from, and Kakashi stood up to look for something on the bed.
"Hello?" Kakashi answered his phone and the howling stopped.
Fei used this chance to lock himself into the bathroom. He quickly set the water temperature and then stepped into the shower. Sighing contentedly, as the warm water ran over his body, soothing his body, and at the same time waking him up. He grabbed his L'Oreal kids shampoo and squirted the orange-mango scented stuff onto his palm. As he massaged it into his scalp he couldn't help but remember the time Kakashi had found out what shampoo he used.
"Really? I mean…really?" Kakashi said with a smirk as he held a fish-shaped orange bottle in his hands. Fei's eyes widened to an unimaginable size and he blushed a fervent pink color.
"H-Hey! Give that back!" Fei said as he jumped over to the couch to try and reach Kakashi.
Kakashi started laughing and then said with a mimicking voice, "Extra gentle 2-in-1. No tears. No knots. No split ends." He laughed even harder as he read the back of the bottle. "Extra shine. Ophthalmologist tested. It prevents split ends, leaving your hair soft and manageable."
At that point, Fei's face was the color of burning….well…something burning. Kakashi tried to control his laughter, and kept reading while escaping Fei. "Kids will love it's burst of..hahaha…hahaha"
By now, Kakashi's laughter had turned into a loud howling. "F-Fei! Hahaha, get this! Kid's will love it's burst of…hahaha…ma…hahahahaha…..mango t-tango…hahahahahahaha-!"
At that point Kakashi had been so distracted clutching his stomach from the laughter that he didn't notice Fei behind him, that was, until he was pounced on.
"Give that back!" Fei said as he struggled to get the bottle, all the while Kakashi kept cracking up. Fei frowned as he was unable to reach for the orange bottle. So he opted for another way….
Kakashi's laughter stopped as Fei punched him in the stomach, but he kept laughing, as though nothing had happened. Fei pouted, stuck his tongue out, and got off Kakashi. Kakashi was still laughing, but Fei ignored him and closed himself in his room.
By this time, Kakashi had noticed that the little wolf was no longer in the room. He got up and knocked softly on Fei's door, "Come on baby. I was kidding." He said softly, now worried about the tiny sniffles he heard through the door, but he got no answer.
He sighed and then leaned on the door, "I'm sorry, love. I didn't mean to be mean. If you come out I promise I won't do it again." Kakashi said as he completely leaned against the door, his ear pressed to it.
And in the blink of an eye, the door opened, causing Kakashi to fall on his face. Fei laughed as he stood triumphantly over Kakashi. "Ha! Works every time." He said as he grabbed the bottle, and walked away.
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Fei giggled, as he finished rinsing and stepped out onto the tile floor. As he grabbed a towel, he heard the door open, and he turned to see Kakashi. "I thought I had locked that." Fei said with a raised eyebrow.
Kakashi gave a chuckle, "Sweetie, it'll take more than a pin tumbler to keep me away from you." Kakashi said as he closed the door behind him.
Fei paled as a shiver ran up his naked and wet spine. "Kakashi, I have to go to school." He said as he backed up.
"Love, I thought we already went through this, it's too late to back down…"
Oh yes, what a wonderful and normal morning for these two…..
Fei cursed under his breath as he ran through the hallways of Konoha High.
So he had ended up getting late to school…"All thanks to Kakashi and his stupid stubbornness." He said as he got to his class. It was English….he mentally groaned as the whole class turned to look at him.
"Mr. Inuzuka!" His teacher, Iruka Umino said.
Fei sighed and then handed Iruka his tardy pass, "I'm sorry Mr. Umino. There was a slight distraction this morning that I couldn't get away from." His eyebrow twitched at the last part.
"I hope this will be the first and last time. Go and sit." And with that, Iruka kept going with his lecture.
Fei sat down at his desk, and banged his head into it, he could tell today was going to be a horrible day.
Oh how right he was.
After English class he had Math, and then History. Fei could feel the smoke coming out of his head.
"Oi! Fei! You bastard!" A familiar loud voice reached Fei's ears.
Deidara walked up to him, and slapped him in the head, further increasing his oncoming headache. "Why didn't you tell me you weren't coming yesterday?"
Fei walked towards his locker with Deidara trailing behind him. "I had to work." Was all he said as he opened his locker and stuffed his books in.
"Well, for your information! I got to spend lunch with Sasori-danna yesterday! Since he was looking for you, saying something about homework….! It was awesome! Even though I did most of the talking." Deidara said.
"Oh shoot! Homework!" Fei groaned loudly and banged his head on his locker.
"Damn right." A voice said from behind them.
Fei didn't even have to turn around to know it was his tutor, but he did anyways, out of respect. Sasori looked pissed, and Fei could feel a lecture coming on.
"I accepted to tutor you because I need the practice hours for my college application form! If I had know you were like this I wouldn't have wasted my valuable and precious time with you!" He said in an annoyed voice.
"Look. I'm sorry okay! I'll go and do that homework right now!" Fei said as he grabbed his backpack and headed towards the library.
Sasori simply looked after him, and sighed, then also left. Deidara looked at where Fei and Sasori had gone. "Awwww, fuck it! I want lunch." And he headed towards the cafeteria.
He mentally thanked the Library God for the silence required in said room.
He silently weaved throughout the tables of students, and went all the way to the far back of the library, where the thick algebra and math textbooks were. There was almost never no one in this part of the library, and such was the case right now. So Fei walked all the way to a table hidden behind a shelf and next to a window.
He had first discovered this place when he had gotten lost, yes lost, in the library. It was a peaceful corner. Where the sounds of the other people didn't get to you…almost as if the thick bound pages of the books absorbed all the sound.
Fei set his stuff down on the table and took the stack of stapled papers out. Flipping through it, he immediately knew he would need a history book…which he was not willing to go and get. So he lay the papers aside and opted for laying his head on his backpack and dozing off.
Itachi P.O.V.
My morning was uneventful…as always. The same morning routine, the same drive to school, the same people swarming around him in fake admiration. The classes, the teachers, the whole school…everything was the same shade of dull grey.
By the time lunchtime rolled around, I was about ready to blow. I wanted everybody to just blow up….that'd be a nice change…..but people weren't as nice so as to just randomly explode. So I decided to get away instead.
The library was a place I often frequented. I enjoyed its peaceful atmosphere, and loved perusing through all the different books. All my time in the library had been dedicated to one spot though.
It was a small corner, all the way in the back, where nobody ever went but me. Over my years here, I had sneaked my favorite books into the shelves, among the heavy textbooks, and took special care of the small wooden table and chairs.
Of course…..I just didn't count on someone else intruding on my territory.
I bristled with anger and narrowed my eyes as I saw a form hunched in one of the chairs. Many people didn't figure it of me, but I was a very territorial person. Once I claimed something mine nobody else could have it, every part of that something was mine. No questions, no exceptions.
So with these thoughts in mind, I approached the person, ready to show my claim over my territory.
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That was…..until I saw who it was.
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I hadn't noticed Fei Inuzuka until we were assigned as partners. I hadn't even been listening, as I usually did, until my name was said.
I looked up in question and was met by a pair of curious brown eyes…no…they weren't brown….they were more of a light golden color. But I didn't have enough time to examine them as the owner quickly turned around and talked with the teacher. As he was talking I stared at his head, wanting to see those eyes, wanting to pinpoint the color of them.
I waited for him by the teachers' desk, waited to see those eyes again. Finally he turned to me, with a less than enthusiastic sigh.
And at that moment I was hooked. Nobody had ever had that attitude around me. That air of indifference….unwillingness. I stared curiously as I wondered why I had never noticed this person.
He was definitely eye catching. His skin was tan and smooth, his body was nimble yet strong. His features were all in all delicate, but the defiant light in his eyes dared you to say the word "girly". He was good looking, what girls might call cute….or something like that.
But his physicality wasn't what caught my attention, it was his demeanor. Every bone in his body, seemed to say that he didn't want to be here, much less with me.
"Soooo….have you ever tangoed?" He asked in a hesitant manner.
"I've dabbled." I simply said, watching his reaction.
He seemed to be cursing himself for even asking.
It had only been three days since I noticed him and he still failed to bore me. He was a very curious person, different from others, he didn't fawn over me, or even fear me, he simply treated me with respect.
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That's why when I saw him with his head down, resting on the table, I didn't shake him awake.
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"Uncle? Uncle, where are Mommy and Daddy?"
A six year old Sonohra asked as she tugged on her Uncle's sleeve. Said uncle looked down at Sonohra, an emotionless look in his eyes.
"Sonohra, go to your room." He said in a blank voice.
"What? Why?" Sonohra pouted.
"Go to your room now!" He snapped.
Sonohra looked at his uncle with big teary eyes. "Fei. Take her to her room."
Fei nodded and took Sonohra's small hand in his bigger one and led her out of the room. "Fei? What's going on? Why is Uncle mad?" She said in a quivering voice.
Fei frowned and didn't respond, only grabbing her hand tighter. Sonohra looked at her brother and stopped walking. "Sonohra? What's wrong?" Fei asked as he felt Sonohra pull away from him.
She stood still, her small hands drooping at her side, and her large green eyes were covered by her hair. "Fei. Where are Mommy and Daddy?"
Fei furrowed his eyebrows and looked down at the floor. The hallways of the usually bustling mansion echoed with silence.
"I-I'm sorry, Sonohra. Mom and Dad are…..dead….."
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Fei P.O.V.
I awoke with a jolt.
Everything around me seemed to be melting into each other, the room was spinning, I felt faint…until a warm and solid hand touched my shoulder.
Then the world stopped spinning and I felt stable. I looked at the hand on my shoulder and followed it up to the owner.
Black. I met with black eyes. As black as the night, or as black as the deep ocean. And then I recognized the person. The only people with eyes that black were Uchihas…and the only Uchiha that could possibly be in the school library was…..
"Itachi?" Fei asked tentatively as if it was an illusion.
Itachi didn't answer though; he only took his hand off Fei's shoulder and sat himself down in a chair across from him. Fei followed his movements and looked at the person seated directly in front of him.
"You fell asleep." Itachi said with a smirk.
Fei tilted his head in confusion and then noticed the situation he had been in. He blushed and looked down at the table, "It was a long day yesterday. School doesn't help much either." He said with a pout as though he were trying to justify his dozing off.
Itachi laughed and Fei looked up in surprise at the sound. It was deep and rolling, velvety and smooth. The vibrations of the laughter washed over Fei in a teasing manner. Itachi's eyes were closed in joy, the light from the window washed over his face, giving it a nice sparkling atmosphere. Fei blushed as he saw Itachi. Such beautiful creatures…the Uchihas are… He thought.
It was a few more moments before Itachi stopped laughing. "I'm sorry." He was wiping the tears of laughter. "Haha, I haven't laughed like that in a long time." He sighed in content and looked at Fei.
"What was so funny if I may ask?"
Itachi sniggered as Fei looked at him. Then he looked to the window, "It's been a long time since I've had a normal conversation with people. It amuses me how you can be so normal around me….I guess." Itachi looked back at Fei.
He raised an eyebrow, and said, "Right. Anyways….I guess it's how they say, huh? Great minds think alike." Fei said referring to their both being in the same place.
Itachi looked around and leaned in his chair, "Yeah, I guess. But I don't know what a great mind you have if you are taking tutoring lessons." Itachi nodded towards the stack of papers at his side.
Fei also looked at the papers and willed them to burn and die…even though paper can't die….
"Yeah. I didn't want to…but teachers like torturing people." He sighed and put his arm over his eyes as he also leaned back on his chair.
The silence wheedled it's way in between them. And it wasn't a comfortable silence.
"Soooo…."
"Soooo…."
Both Itachi and Fei mumbled at the same time. They looked at each other for a moment and then smiled. Then the bell rang…signaling the end of a peaceful moment and the beginning of a hectic rest of the day.
"Hey where were you during lunch?" Deidara asked him as he sat down in his seat for his next class.
"Library…sleeping..." Fei said.
"Everybody please get your aprons and brushes! Today we paint the world!" Were the words of Fei's art teacher.
Fei grinned….it seemed the rest of the day wouldn't be too bad.
Magi: ORZ Forgive me for all the line breaks! /(oAo)/ I had to do it! They made me! XDDD Anyways... :P There's not much to this chapter...just some more ItaxFei! :D And KakaxFei! XD BTW, for those of you worried about Kakashi's one-sided love, don't worry about it! I promise I will give Kakashi a happy ending! ...maybe *shot*
But anyways, thank you to all my readers, and reviewers! :D I'm glad you guys are taking the time to read this! So in thanks for it...there will be a special SasuNaru chapter...in the near future *cough cough*
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Dear Mirette,
Don't worry! Itachi is one of those few Uchiha who can hold their liquor! :D And yes, do be expecting some SasuNaru goodness in the near future! :D As for the spoiler, well...I can't say anything yet :P...sorry XD only betas get to know XD Seeing as how you're no there yet you will have to suffer UwU
But I will say this, Madara will not be seen in a positive light in this fic... he is evil -_-...as all other Uchihas are...deep inside..
And well...about the Uchiha Massacre... _ It will happen...flknfwoingrjnovebnoifenfpol,eokjfvn
Hahahahahaha. If you want good fics, well first of all is there a certain fandom you want? Yaoi, non-yaoi. :P Cuz I do know a couple...
-Magicaru