"welcome, to the TDB final. After a wave pf challenges and drama, our final campers are, Static the detective with a talent to solve every case she meets. Tiff, the dumb blonde, who got a secound chance for the 2 million dollaor price, but thanks to TJ and Ollie, she had a safe passage to the final. And now, the final challenge remains, and the 8 losers have choosen who they are gonna root for. But there is still one question that has been asked since from the start. Who are gonna win Total. Drama. Blainely" Blainely introduce the show
"now losers. Like the TDI final, there are 2 diffrent places you can sit" She sais pointing over to the seats
"i guess you guys are gonna root for Tiff huh" Izzy asked TJ and Ollie
"yeah, except the part she wanted revenge, she was our friend and alliance member" TJ answerd for her and Ollie, who then sat at Tiff's side
"well as i said before, i see something of myself in Static, so i am gonna root for her. And i hope some other guys will" Izzy said looking threatning at Chris and James
"cant i just root for both?" Chris asked
"no you have to choose" Blainely confirmed
Chris sighed "well i choose Static" he said and sat down
"guess i choose Static too" Joao said sitting next to Chris
"since Izzy betrayed me and i also see some resemplance between Izzy and Static, i choose Tiff's side" Vanessa said not bothering being there
"i like to think logical, and i think is most logic that Static would win. Sorry guys" Teddy said
"lets see, 3 for Tiff and 4 for Static. James this is one thing you cant run away from" Blainely said little mad at James
"well i guess i pick Tiff, since she needs all the support she can get" he told them
"you only pick her cause shes your ex" Izzy called out not very happy about it
"that is not true, she and i were on the same team, and even when you Izzy, are one of my closets friends, doesnt mean i root for Static cause you 2 reminds of each other, and if i remember right she spyied on me and Blainely" he pointed out
Izzy knew it was kinda wrong of Static but didnt want give up the arguement
"yeah yeah, i sure shes gonna 'reward' you after the challenge" Izzy smirked
"jealous?" he asked playfully
James confessional
you could see the top half of his body sticking inside the confessional and looking pretty beaten "bad choice of words" he said
at the mess
"well looks like is all down to us now" Static said
"yeah, its been really hard being here, with her around" Tiff said referring to the host
"i am sure your plan of revenge is gonna be good" Static assured her
"well i do have this plan, that maybe you can help me with after the challenge" Tiff told her
she then told her about her plan and then Blainely walks in
"now you 2, your audience awaits" she says leading them to the losers
"wheres James?" Tiff asked
"not here" Chris said
Tiff looked confused "what happen?"
"bad choice of words" Izzy said quick
Tiff were still confused
"now the final challenge, is simple. You are gonna perform, an other song contest. But now, it has to be a song from season 3. Tiff, Static you two have your supporters to baack you up in it, and we got new judges arriving soon, oh and it has to be 2 songs" Blainely told them
later when the groups were seperated, Tiff's one were inside the VR building and Static's in the mess hall
"ok any ideas for what song to perform?" Tiff asked
"well lets first see who we have to deal with here. We got Vanessa here who is a good singer" TJ said
"finally some admiration" Vanessa called out
"3 girls and 2 guys mmmmhhhhhhh what could song could that be?" TJ asked
"i say we go for gwens face as a start" James suggested
"who will have the singing roles?" Ollie asked
"well TJ could take Heathers part, and Tiff can take Courtneys part, so Vanessa gets Sierras part, while you get Alejandros part, and i get Duncan's" James suggested
"wont we need someone to play Owen's part?" Tiff asked
"we just make so that i sing Owens part and do Alejandros at the same time" He told them
they all seemed to agree "ok and the next song?" Vanessa asked
"oh oh i got it lets sing" Tiff said but then we switch to Statics group
"2 songs, come on guys what ya think" Static asked
"well, what about before we die?" Izzy asked"
"no there are to many characters to cover" Teddy said
"what about, Eine kleine? we can just try and give others more lines" Joao asked
"good idea Joao any other guys?" Static asked
"oh i know what baout" Izzy said but we cut her off and then went later in the future
its was now night at the camp and people were at the talent contest stage
"i am proudly to present, the TDB final, and we got our judges from the previous seasons. Its Cody" Blainely said and he just blink at the camera
"Bridgette" she called out whp just waved to the viewing world
"and last but now least, Noah" she called out and we saw Noah just reading a book
"and now, for the first act by Static and her crew. Let see what they got" Blainely said and walked of the stage
Chris: Keep it down, so I can win the loot!
Joao: Try, I will. But I still got to fart! No toot!
Chris and Static: Shhhh!
Static: Toot on, but you're still out of luck. You suck the lemon chuck.
Teddy: Wait till you're voted out for being such a lout!
Izzy: I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves you out the plane!
Joao: When you don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stopping you, you, you.
Static: Swimming in your eyes, it's butterflies, and suddenly there's nothing I can't do. Sorry, Harold.
Izzy: Wait, something's itching in my brain! Someone's back in the game! My former flame! And Tyler's your name! You're Tyler just the same! Oh, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler back you came.
(i decided to skip Tylers part since he technicaly doesnt sing)
"give them a hand people for Statics group with eine kleine" Blainely said
"and now for Team Tiff" Blainely said and the group began
TJ: They're way ahead, so we've got to go!
Tiff: We've got to build something to sail, something we can row-ow!
Vanessa: It doesn't have to be a boat!
TJ, Tiff and Vanessa: As long as it stays afloat!
Oh, why did we build Gwen's face?
Ollie and James: It's almost ready, to set sail!
James: Just hammering in the final nail!
TJ, Tiff and Vanessa: Ohh, ohh, ohh!
Ollie: We really did this fast!
Ollie and James: Soon we'll be back in first class!
Because they built Gwen's face!
TJ, Tiff and Vanessa: We built Gwen's face!
Ollie and James: We're gonna take first place!
TJ, Tiff and Vanessa: Because we built Gwen's face!
Tiff: Aaaa-eee-yeah-eee-yeah!
TJ, Tiff: We built Gwen's face!
Vanessa: Eee-yeah-eee-yeah-eee-yeah-eee-yeah!
the song ended and Statics team were ready
"can Static already take home the money and the honor of being the TDB winner? find out now" Blainely said
Joao: We're heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore!
Chris: I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the lobster thermidor!
Teddy: I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!
Izzy: Row harder, faster, both of you. For the win, work up a thirst! Stroke, stroke, stroke!
Static: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy! Yes! Go on, DJ, your turn! (Joao silently shakes his head)
Chris: Izzy, you're a nut-bar, but you sure can catch a fish!
Izzy: Thanks, there, B'y, you're right kind to my partner, he's Irish. And if you want the next drill, he's all yours!
Teddy and Joao: Trying our best, Courtney, our arms are getting fried!
Teddy: Courtney, do you see?
Izzy: Could it be? Steer hard starboard side!
Static: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!
Joao: No, you can't catch me, with a sea shan
"wow, one of the favorites. i bet thats gonna be a tough to beat" Blainely said
and then the last song was on
James: No need to get crazy. It's lovin' time at last!
James and Chris: You don't wanna eat us up.
Chris: We're mostly full of gas. No, no!
TJ Tiff and Vanessa: It's mating time for scarabs.
Vanessa: So, what'cha waiting on?
TJ: Just ignore us humans!
Chris: Ooooo.
All: And make out till the break of dawn!
James and Chris: It's lovin' time.
TJ Tiff and Vanessa: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
James: Scarab mating season.
James and Chris: It's lovin' time
TJ Tiff and Vanessa: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
James: Scarabs, get busy now...
Chris: It's lovin' time.
TJ Tiff and Vanessa: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
All : Scarab mating season.
Chris: It's lovin' time.
TJ Tiff and Vanessa: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
All: Scarab mating season!
as the song ends everybody gets on the stage
Tiff and Static were standing side by side infront of their groups
"ok the judges have done voting. how they vote is, that they just write down who they think did it best" Blainely told them
"one vote goes to Tiff" she sais
Tiff claps quickly at this
"and one for Static" Blainely says
Static then said yes quietly
"and the final vote goes to, and the TDB winner is
psych. haha sorry i couldnt stop myself for doing this
Read the next chapter to find out who won, i promise it wont take long to finish