"White and Nerdy" by Weird Al Yankovic

This was so normal, it hurt. He walked down the street, with his too-big clothes, frighteningly pale skin, and messy brown hair. He wiped a patch of dirt from his face. He wasn't afraid of them.

Sure enough, the taunts came before long. "Hey, look! It's Lucien Lachance!" "What's wrong with you, kid?" "Looks like he's been begging again." "Are you a vampire or something? Your skin's so damn pale." Some of the taunts came from kids his own age. But it didn't matter today. He gingerly touched the knife in his pocket and smiled to himself.