"Yoshi's Story" from Super Smash Brothers Brawl
The day was going well on Shivering Isles. There was only a few weeks left till the Greymarch, so Sheogorath was doing everything he could to prepare. Of course, this involved lots and lots of cheese. Not just one kind of cheese, either. Many cheeses, in various colors and sizes, were being compiled together at his behest to create the biggest cheese catapult he'd ever made.
Of course, it wasn't going to shoot any of the beloved cheese. It was too valuable for that. He'd shoot biscuts instead. It was only logical.
Or not.
Sheogorath had to remind himself that since he was the Madgod, nothing was ever logical.
Except stuff that Haskill said. But that was always boring.
"Milord." said Haskill, who had been standing in front of him for some time.
"Hmm? Oh, Haskill, you're back!" Sheogorath smiled from his throne. "How goes the catapult?"
"It is completed, and though we are short on biscuts, we have too much cheese."
"I see."
"Might I be able to convince your lordship to shoot cheese from the catapult instead of the biscuts, since we have very little."
"NO! The cheese must be saved."
"What shall we do with it?"
The Madgod paused for a minute. "I've always wanted a castle made out of cheese. MAKE IT SO!"