Clockwork heard a crash and looked behind him. Voldemort stood there.

"Voldemort." Said Clockwork." You are here for the knowledge of persuading Danny Phantom to join

you I presume?"

"Meh..." Voldemort said.

Suddenly Danny walked in. "Hey Clockwo...who's that?"

Voldemort dashed behind clockwork, shivering."Hide me from that monster" he whispered.

Danny pushed Clockwork aside and froze Voldy with an eye beam. He stood there, frozen, for days,

months, years, decades, centuries. Harry Potter, Dumbledore and everyone else were confused at the

lack of attacks, but then celebrated. They had a huge party but Dumbledore died shortly after. Harry

was with him when he died, so he texted Hermoine:

Dumbledore died. LOL.

Because he thought LOL meant lots of love. Enraged, Hermoine attacked him and killed him.

No one attended his funeral because Hermoine had distributed copies of the text.

The end!

Okay it was kind of stupid. But I would love it if you would review!