Disclaimer: I don't own YYH or the characters, just wanted to let you know :)
"So they think you're crazy?" Keiko asked. She and Shizuru went to the asylum as soon as Yusuke's mother told them what happened.
"Well, aren't they?" Shizuru asked. "Yeah, the demons are real, but they definitely are crazy."
"Thanks for the support, sis," Kuwabara muttered.
"So how long will you guys be in here?" Keiko asked.
Yusuke looked at her. "Until they think we're not crazy. We have our first 'sessions' today."
Shizuru raised an eyebrow. "Well, tell me how that goes. I can use some cheering up."
"Oh, ha ha," Yusuke muttered dryly. "Yeah, I'll get right on that."
"Can't I just blast the walls of this place?" Hiei asked Kurama. "It would get us out of this pathetic, human prison."
Kurama chuckled. "We aren't in a prison, Hiei. We're in an asylum. This is where humans go when they need mental help."
Hiei glared at Kurama. "I do not need help!" he yelled. "Especially from a bunch of humans!"
The two were sitting in a common area and many heads turned their way. Kurama just smiled and waved at the people who just went back to what they were doing.
He turned to Hiei. "If you want to get out of here, you are going to have to play along and not call anyone a human. Just pretend you're human too. Only until they release us."
"That is never going to happen."
Botan walked over the two boys. "Oh, Botan," Kurama acknowledged. "What did Koenma say?"
Botan twirled her figures nervously. "Well, you see…our meeting was being recorded and well…"
"Hey, guys," Koenma muttered walking into the room. Hiei smirked and Kurama had to stifle a laugh.
"Koenma?" Yusuke and Kuwabara exclaimed as they returned to the group.
Koenma sweat-dropped and muttered, "Yeah."
Both buys started cracking up.
"Okay, this too funny," Yusuke said wiping tears from his eyes.
"I wouldn't be laughing if I were you," Koenma stated. "For the time being, we are stuck here."
"What about George?" Botan asked.
"Are you kidding me?" Koenma snapped. "That would just make things worse."
"Or prove that we aren't crazy," Hiei stated. The others nodded in agreement.
"Can you contact him?" Kurama asked.
"Um, well, you see…no."
"Why not?" Yusuke asked.
"Because they took my communication mirror," Koenma answered sadly. "They thought it was a makeup compact."
Yusuke and Kuwabara fought the desire to laugh again, but not well as their laughs came out in muffled giggles.
"Anyway, we should be out of here quickly as long as no one here says anything about spiritual awareness, demons, or anything about Spirit World."
Botan turned to Yusuke. "You didn't say anything to Keiko or Shizuru, did you?"
Yusuke and Kuwabara looked at each other and paled. They mentioned a few things once or twice.
"Well, you see-" Kuwabara got cut off as Keiko and Shizuru walked into the common room.
"Crap."
A/N: So the insanity continues and now Koenma, Keiko, and Shizuru have joined them. Yes, I plan on putting Yukina in there as well at some point. Next few chapters is going to be different sessions. I have some ideas for them, but I'm hoping as I type, something better will come to me. Thanks to everyone who reviewed and favorited this story. It made my day :)