Disclaimer: I don't own YYH or the character...the therapists in the fic, sadly, I do.
"Mind telling me what that was about?" Kurama asked.
"I don't even fucking know!" Hiei said. "One minute, she's asking me about my childhood, the next she's calling for backup."
"Why?"
"Because I glared at her," Hiei said. "I didn't even say anything."
"Well, you must have done something to scare her."
"Yes, I glared at her, said nothing, and then those humans ran in with a straight- whatever it's called and they tried to jump me."
"What did the therapist say when she called for backup?" Kurama asked.
"She said, 'help, he's trying to kill me.' Oh, she has no idea how much I wanted to."
"What about the flames? What did she say about those?"
"'Who was the idiot that let a child bring a flamethrower into an asylum?'" Hiei muttered unamused.
"Well, I have to get to my session," Kurama said trying to will himself not to laugh at the comment. "You're welcome to hide here as long as you want."
"I would have hidden here even if I wasn't welcome, fox!" Hiei spat. "If they come anywhere near me with that thing again, I swear, these walls are coming down."
Kurama nervously replied saying, "Let's hope it doesn't come to that."
"So, Shuichi…or Kurama, what do you prefer to go by?" Dr. Sani asked.
"My name is Shuichi," he stated.
"But your friends call you Kurama and they say Kurama is your 'demon name' in this book," she tried. "Wouldn't you prefer to go by that?"
"No," he said. "It is just a nickname, nothing more."
"Okay, so they said here that you think you have been possessed by a spirit fox. What does the fox represent?"
"Represent?" Kurama asked confused.
"Well, it did say the fox was a thief. Maybe it represents a memory."
"A memory of what?"
"Did you maybe steal something away from a child, like a snack? Or maybe you shoplifted once and the guilt is traveling with you to this day. I suggest that you admit, to whoever you stole from, what you did and how sorry you are."
Kurama sweat dropped. "Um, excuse me, Dr. Sani, but I never stole a child's snack nor have I shoplifted," he stated honestly. She didn't need to know what he stole as Youko.
"Hm, I see…a compulsive liar as well. That's who your character represents. Please, Shuichi, just admit to the person you stole from that you were wrong. Then you can heal and leave here."
"With all due respect, doctor…don't I need to be released from here to go talk to anyone?"
Kurama cringed when Dr. Sani turned and glared at him. "Are you calling me an idiot? I'll have you know that I have a master's in psychology!"
Kurama held his hand in front of her. "I never said anything of the sort, ma'am. You don't need to yell. I am right here."
"DON'T YOU LIE TO ME! I heard you say it! And were you just calling me high-maintenance?"
And they think that we're crazy, Kurama thought sarcastically to himself. He sat there while Dr. Sani yelled at him some more about things he never said.
A/N: Yup, Dr. Sani has two patients now. She's completely opposite from Hiei's timid therapist XD If anyone hadn't noticed, there is a lot of therapy bashing in here, not that I'm against it. I just find it funny when people who don't need therapy are forced into it. It hurts more than helps...like in this story XD