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"Is this really necessary?" Koenma asked.
The therapist nodded. "Oh, yes. It's not healthy for a man your age to have a pacifier."
"But-"
"No buts, mister. I'm just going to throw this thing down the garbage disposal."
Who has a garbage disposal in their office? Koenma shouted in his head. He went to go stop her but was too late. She didn't even notice the glow of the small amount of energy being released. Yup, my dad is going to kill me…
"Now, Koenma, why do you think you're a woman trapped in a man's body?"
"WHAT? I don't!"
"Then why did you have a makeup case?" she asked.
"Because it was Botan's," he said truthfully.
"Oh," she replied. "Then why are you wearing a dress?"
"It's not a dress! It's a robe."
"Oh, okay. Well, I think I've heard all I needed to hear to make my diagnosis."
"But I've only been in here for five minutes," Koenma responded.
"I'm going to prescribe you some anti-depressants and someone will be scheduled to come to your room to give them to you."
"But I'm not depressed!" Koenma shouted.
"That's what someone who's depressed would say. I am a master at reverse psychology."
Koenma shook his head and left the room.
"So what happened?" Kurama asked Koenma.
"She took my pacifier, threw it down a garbage disposal, and then prescribed me unnecessary medication for depression. I'm almost tempted to let Hiei have his way with everyone."
Hiei smirked and was ready to jump into action.
"I said almost!" Koenma snapped. "I'll make my decision if you all haven't figured a plan out yet."
"Oh, we have a plan alright," Yusuke said grinning. "Me, Keiko, and Kurama came up with it."
"Well, what is it?" Koenma asked.
"Well, Botan's therapist was Genkai," Kurama stated.
"WHAT?" Koenma yelled in surprise.
"Yeah," Yusuke responded. "She said something about not having enough money feeding us all when we come over, and' where the hell did you think the money came from, dimwit?'"
"Yup, that sounds like Genkai, alright," Koenma stated. "So what did she say?"
"Well, Keiko gave Genkai her parent's phone number and they came and picked Keiko up about fifteen minutes ago. Then they got to Shizuru who's coming back soon to get Kuwabara out of here. And-"
Before Kurama could continue explaining what was going on, Kuwabara walked in muttering more unintelligible thinks.
"Will you shut up?" Hiei snapped bitterly. "I'm this close to slitting your throat."
"My name is Kazuma; you are not four feet tall, you're about five feet; you aren't a fire demon; we made that up…"
"Oh, that's it!" Hiei yelled before pounding into Kuwabara with the Fists of the Mortal Flame.
"Shouldn't we stop him?" Botan asked walking into the room.
"Nah," Yusuke said. "Maybe this'll snap Kuwabara out of it."
Yusuke was right, surprisingly, and Kuwabara was snapped back into reality.
"Ow, Hiei, what the hell are you doing?" he exclaimed. Hiei finally backed off after getting in a few more hits.
"Finally, you're back to normal," Hiei muttered. "As if we can even consider you normal."
"Watch it, shrimp," Kuwabara warned.
"Hn."
"Well, anyway," Kurama said to bring everyone's attention back to the plan. "Like I said, Shizuru is coming back for Kuwabara. Genkai also called my mother to have her sign me out."
"Why can't you sign yourself out?" Botan asked. "Aren't you eighteen?"
"Yes, well you see, since Yusuke's mother was the one to commit the five of us, only she or a parent/legal guardian can sign me out."
"What about you, Yusuke?" Koenma asked.
"Well, Genkai is going to let Botan out saying she's healed or mentally sound or whatever. She told me to tell my therapist that it was just a story we wrote for a creative writing class."
"Will that work?" Botan asked.
"I don't know," he stated. "We'll find out."
"What about Koenma and Hiei?" Kuwabara asked.
"Well, Koenma wasn't committed by anyone in particular. It says he committed himself and he can pass for eighteen, so he can go sign himself out," Kurama replied. Koenma then slipped away from the group. "As for Hiei, I have no idea."
Hiei smirked. "Oh don't worry, fox," he said darkly. "I have my own way out, but I'll wait until you're gone so you don't 'accidently' get killed." He then let out a dark chuckle.
"I do NOT like the sound of that," Kuwabara said.
"Well, we didn't like the sound of your voice for the last twenty-four hours mumbling crap like a possessed freak," Yusuke retorted.
"Kazuma Kuwabara," Dr. Takaneshi called out. "You are free to go."
"Oh, thank God!" he exclaimed as he ran out of the room, but not before saying "see you soon" to the others.
A/N: Special thanks to Purple () and Aristania for their reviews and support. I really do appreciate it :)
Yay, now everyone's getting out. And Purple(), just for you, Kuwabara is fixed XD