I DON'T OWN DP! Thanks for the great ideas lldp and DannySamLover20! I have come up with what happens next in… TITLE YET TO BE DECIDED! If you guys out there have anymore ideas, leave a comment! FYI, I only come on about every other day and not for very long, so be patient in waiting for a response. Thanks! Now, when we last left off, Danny was in a major crisis. What will happen next? Well, read to find out!
"I just don't know what to do." I buried my head in my hands.
"Have you considered just telling her?" asked Vlad.
"WHAT?" I raged. "Are you out of your mind? Wait, don't answer that, you are, but seriously!"
"Yes, I am serious." Vlad stated.
"But how am I supposed to tell her?" I questioned. "And what if she hates me for life? What if she wants to be friends? What if-"
"Slow down badger. First of, have you ever read a romance book in your life?" Vlad asked.
"Nope. Have you?" I said with a smug grin.
"Only a fe-" Just then, Smitty (Vlad's epic butler!) came in with tea and- a book?
"Mr. Masters, here is your tea and daily romance book of the day. Good day sir." With that said, he turned around and left.
I smiled. "A few thousand? Anyways, you were saying?" Vlad was beet red when he answered.
"Well, at least I know what to do!" My smile disappeared.
"Option number 1," started Vlad. "Be her serial killer. She wil-"
"WHAT? I don't want to kill her! She's the love of my life, for pete's sake! She-" I paused, realizing what I had just admitted.
"I had only wanted to see your reaction, Daniel, but this- this is even better! You say you love her, hmmm? Okay, option number 2. Be her secret admirier. Send her discreetly flowers and gif-"
"That is absoulty stupid." I replied. "First off, if I put flowers in her locker,she would know it was me because of intangibility. Ditto to her room. Second, she reset my computer, so she can know which fonts I use. And third, no ransom notes, because I don't read magizines. Or my family. I just read fanficton. (Me: GO DANNY!) "
Vlad looked dazed. "And you know this because?"
I cringed. "Tucker and April Fool's day. NEXT!"
That's all folks! I will be on tomorrow sometime, so expect an update soon! Se ya later alligators!
