Disclaimer: See chapter one! *pouts*
Author's Note: I decided to pump out the next chapter, since I'm kind of on a role here but pairings are still accepted and appreciated. Next, I'd like to thank each and everyone who reviews this fic even if there's not much to review. I appreciate it all the same and thoroughly enjoy reading your feedback. And as I said prior, more couples are always accepted since I want to write as much of this as possible. So now without any further ado, allow me to present you with the latest episode of Finding Fanfiction...
Chapter Two:
~ LegolasXAragorn ~
Aragorn: *snogs Arwen senseless*
Arwen: *all dazed* What was that for?
Aragorn: *winces* Um, you really, really don't wanna read this.
Legolas: Why? *reads fanfiction of LegolasXAragorn* *faints with a look of disgust mingled with horror*
Arwen: *reads computer*
Aragorn: *chanting I am not gay! I am not gay! I am not gay!
Arwen: Slap!
~ LegolasXBoromir ~
Boromir: *grimaces* How does this even make sense? I barely said ten words to the elf!
Legolas: Let's not even start talking about how I would never, ever mate with a human...no offence, really...
Boromir: None taken! *throws up lunch*
Legolas: *reads fanfic Boromir was reading* I think I'm going to be sick...
Boromir: *groans in pain* Tell me about it!
~ BoromirXAragorn ~
Aragorn: *lamenting* Why did I ever try to rescue you from those Orcs? Now these tormenters have another excuse!
Arwen: That was rude!
Boromir: *glares at fanfiction* I want to punch something right now...
Legolas: *chortle, chortle*
Boromir: *unnervingly smug* Hey, Legolas! Wait till you see the one with you and Gandalf!
Legolas: *faints*
~ GandalfXAragorn ~
A/N: Yes! I actually found one. Disturbing, no?
Gandalf: *blows up computer with magic staff*
Aragorn: No offence, Gandalf. But we really aren't that close.
Gandalf: I am not talking to you right now! Fool of a Took!
Pippin: Hey!
~ MerryXPippin ~
Merry: Yuck! These authors are really, really perverted.
Pippin: That's an understatement! We're more like brothers if anything.
Boromir: *rubs hands together in glee* Payback time for those AragornXBoromir comments!
Merry and Pippin: Hobbits unite! Let us fight against this monster!
Hobbits: Attack!
Boromir: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *runs away from horde of angry hobbits*
~ SamXFrodo ~
Sam: Hey, Frodo?
Frodo: Yeah?
Sam: Do you mind if I don't call you master anymore?
Frodo: Sure, pal. Always wondered why you did it anyways.
Sam: *points to computer screen with fanfiction in disgust*
Frodo: Valar help me!
Sam: *pukes on fanfiction*
~ ArwenXEowyn ~
Aragorn: Hey, Arwen?
Arwen: Yes
Aragorn: Have you ever been attracted to Eowyn?
Arwen: *pukes*
Aragorn: *smirks and shows fanfiction to Arwen*
Arwen: These authors shall know the fury of the elves!
Aragorn: Good idea!
~ AragornXGaladriel ~
Aragorn: I HATE FANFICTION!
Galadriel: *sighs sadly* Why must these authors try to unknowingly incur our wrath?
To Be Continued...
A/N: Well there you have it. Chapter 2 is completed and chapter 3 is on its way! Like it? Love it? Hate it? Leave a review and let me know so that I can make this better yet!