NINTENDO SURVIVOR: ISLE DELFINO
by TheRaygun101093
Episode I: A Rather Fishy Start
(Two boats arrive on the shore of Delfino Plaza. One holds the Noki tribe, the other holds the Pianta tribe. The two tribes walk over to Delfino Square as the crowd cheers them on. The host, Jeff Probst, is waiting for them. The Noki and Pianta tribes stand on two mats with their tribe's name on them.)
JEFF: Welcome Nintendo superstars, to Isle Delfino!
(The crowd of Nokis and Piantas cheer as the contestants wave to them, except for Wendell, who looks as if he is about to collapse.)
JEFF: This is where you will be competing for the title of the Sole Nintendo Survivor for 39 days. You will need to outwit, outplay, and outlast the 15 contestants around you if you want to win. Before the game, you have been separated onto two tribes: Noki and Pianta, based on the two species of residents on Isle Delfino.
(Noki Elder from Noki Bay steps forward with a container of blue buffs and hands them out to the Noki tribe. The mayor of Pianta Village steps forward with a container of brown buffs and hands them out to the Pianta tribe.)
JEFF: Noki tribe, Noki Elder is currently giving you blue buffs. Blue will be your tribe's color. Pianta tribe, the mayor of Pianta Village is giving you brown buffs. Brown will be your tribe's color. Wear these buffs to signify which tribe you are on.
(All the contestants accept their buffs. Noki Elder and the mayor from Pianta Village drop a bag of coins onto the mats of the Noki and Pianta tribe.)
JEFF: Now here's where the competition begins. In the bag that has been placed on your tribe's mat, you have 64 coins, 8 coins for each of your tribe's members. When I say "go," you will have a half hour to scour the plaza to buy items you think will be necessary for survival. When the town's bell rings, regardless of where you are, you are to take what you have and go to the boat which will take you to your tribe's island. Noki tribe, your boat will be found at the dock to my left. Pianta tribe, your boat will be found at the beach you came in to my right. Are you ready?
ALL: Yes!
JEFF: Then let the competition begin... go!
(The crowd cheers wildly. The Noki tribe immediately runs out of the square, while the Pianta tribe stays and huddles.)
MONA (Confessional): We [the Pianta tribe] figured it was best to figure out what we DON'T need, as some of us have special powers and abilities that we could use at camp instead of using items that we would be searching for and use our precious money elsewhere.
BOWSER JR: My daddy can breathe an awesome fire!
IKE: I brought a sword with me.
NANA: And I have a hammer. I'm sure we'll be able to get a shelter up in no time.
KAEPORA GAEBORA: Awesome! That leaves cooking supplies and fishing equipment.
DR. EGGMAN: Fantastic! Blathers and Kaepora Gaebora, if you would please take to the sky and spy on the Noki tribe. Figure out what their strategy is and see if we've missed anything.
BLATHERS: Will do.
(Blathers and Kaepora Gaebora fly off.)
BOWSER: As for the rest of us...
MONA: LET'S GO SHOPPING!
(The rest of the Pianta tribe heads off to shop. Meanwhile, the Noki tribe discusses their plans at the dock.)
MISTY: I specialize in water-type Pokemon, so I can easily do the fishing.
BIRDO: But we still need equipment...
MISTY: Oh right...
WARIO: Why don't we just take the money and spend it later? Brilliant!
WAVE: When the hell are we going to use money on a deserted island? To barter with the local palm tree?
WENDELL: I'm s-so hungryyyyyyy... need food...
WAVE (Confessional): I'm surrounded by idiots.
DAWN: We need cooking supplies, fire-making supplies, fishing equipment, and food.
9-VOLT: And shelter-making equipment!
LUIGI: We only have 64 coins! How much is this going to cost?
BIRDO: Let's hope they're having a sale...
(The Noki tribe runs off to shop. Meanwhile, Blathers and Kaepora Gaebora of the Pianta tribe gaze at them atop a roof.)
BLATHERS: Perfect! We're not struggling nearly as much as them! Hoo hoo hoo!
KAEPORA GAEBORA: This game has just been made a lot easier. Let's go back and alert the tribe.
BLATHERS (Confessional): I've barely known Kaepora Gaebora for a day, and already I can see us having quite the formidable alliance. Not to mention, we can help keep each other awake during these awfully bright day hours. Oh ho!
KAEPORA GAEBORA (Confessional): Blathers seems like a really great guy. I can definitely see us getting along. Definitely!
(Blathers and Kaepora Gaebora head back to the Pianta tribe. Meanwhile, the Noki tribe has split up into groups. Wave, Wario, and 9-Volt are purchasing tackle and bait at a store near the dock.)
WAVE: So, you guys know each other?
9-VOLT: Yeah! Wario lives in my city! What a coincidence, huh?
WARIO: Yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up 9-Volt. So Wave, you ride on... Extreme what?
WAVE: Yeah, Extreme Gear. I make them and then we enter competitions where we race against each other with them.
WARIO: So... kinda like our karts?
WAVE: Ha! Way faster than your silly little karts will ever be.
WARIO: HEY!
WAVE: Come on, we've got work to do.
(Wave grabs the tackle and bait and walks out of the store. Wario and 9-Volt stay behind.)
WARIO: What an awful bitch.
9-VOLT: Hold on Wario! That's just the kind of girl we need to get us through the competition!
WARIO: ... Whaddya mean?
9-VOLT: Wario! I mean, we start an alliance with this girl! We get a fourth member, vote out our tribe members, make it to the merge, and become the final 3! It's perfect!
WARIO: ...
9-VOLT: Wario?
WARIO: ... That... could... work!
(Wave suddenly comes back in.)
WAVE: You two idiots coming or not? We have 20 minutes left!
9-VOLT: Coming!
(The three begin walking out of the store.)
STORE OWNER: HEY! You forgot to pay!
(Wave turns back and nonchalantly flicks three coins to him and walks out of the store. Wario and 9-Volt are awe-stricken and quickly follow suit. The store owner rolls his eyes and picks the coins off of the floor.)
STORE OWNER: Ugh... tourists...
(Meanwhile, the Pianta tribe has also split up into groups. In one store, Bowser, Bowser Jr, and Dr. Eggman are checking out unneccessary items for tourists, while Mona looks at tackle and bait options.)
DR. EGGMAN: I am positive that we could build some sort of diabolical machinery with these silly tourist traps!
BOWSER: Tried that already, Eggman. Mario defeated me up there in Corona Mountain.
BOWSER JR: Yeah! It was fun while it lasted though!
MONA: Hey guys! I think I found some good bait here! Let's go!
(The group goes up to pay.)
BOWSER JR: Hey! Why don't the four of us start an alliance?
DR. EGGMAN: Splendid idea! We'll definitely be able to rule the competition if we stick together!
BOWSER: It's perfect! What do you say, Mona?
MONA: ... Yeah! Sounds good!
MONA (Confessional): Honestly, being in an alliance of villains seems like a really stupid plan. I've seen Wario, he can backstab anyone at any moment, and that's exactly what these villains are going to do to me. I'm just a little pawn in their game. I need to convince the other four to start an alliance with me and get these three out of here.
BOWSER: Perfect! We'll talk about who we should vote out tomorrow!
(The group walks out of the store, except for Mona.)
MONA: Damn... it hasn't even been a day yet and I feel like this is going to be harder than it looks.
(Meanwhile, the Noki tribe is continuing to shop. Misty, Dawn, and Wendell are shopping with fruit vendors.)
DAWN: Ooh! Chili! We could definitely use some of these!
MISTY: That'd be nice! Huh...
(Misty holds up a very spiky fruit.)
MISTY: What are these?
VENDOR: Durians.
DAWN: Huh... interesting.
VENDOR: HEY!
(Misty and Dawn look over to see Wendell scarfing pears down to the dismay of a vendor.)
MISTY: WENDELL! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
DAWN: No need to worry!
(Dawn gives the vendor 10 coins.)
DAWN: Wendell, we need to actually buy food so the entire TRIBE can eat. Not just you.
WENDELL: B-but I'm s-so... hungryyyyyy.
MISTY: YOU JUST GOT HERE!
MISTY (Confessional): I don't know who this Wendell guy thinks he is! He's just cramming food down his throat. I mean, is he even playing the game? He's more annoying than Psyduck!
MISTY: Ugh, COME ON! Let's get back to the boat, we only have five minutes.
(Misty and Dawn drag Wendell away. Meanwhile, the Pianta tribe's Blathers, Kaepora Gaebora, and Ike are quickly grabbing fruit.)
IKE: So, you guys are owls, right?
BLATHERS: Quite.
IKE: Which means you're nocturnal, right?
KAEPORA GAEBORA: Uh-huh.
IKE: ... How are you not sleeping in this broad daylight?
(Blathers and Kaepora Gaebora look at each other questioningly, then turn to Ike.)
BLATHERS & KAEPORA GAEBORA: Jet lag.
IKE: Ah... you guys thinking about alliances yet?
KAEPORA GAEBORA: ... What do you have in mind?
IKE: What if us three team up, get Nana's and Mona's votes, and then vote out the three villains?
BLATHERS: Sounds like a capital idea.
KAEPORA GAEBORA: Yeah... but how are we gonna get their votes?
IKE: Blathers, you're charming and socially awkward. Kaepora Gaebora, you're wise, funny, and you look like you know what you're doing. And I'm a naive flirt. We'll definitely be able to rope them in.
(Nana appears from behind the corner.)
NANA: Guys! Time's almost up, we need to get to the boat!
KAEPORA GAEBORA: We'll talk at camp, time to go!
(Nana, Kaepora Gaebora, Blathers, and Ike quickly head to the beach where the rest of the Pianta tribe is. Meanwhile at the dock, the Noki tribe is putting all of their purchases on the boat.)
WAVE: Tackle and bait!
WARIO & 9-VOLT: CHECK!
WAVE: Shelter-making supplies!
BIRDO & LUIGI: CHECK!
WAVE: Some fruits and vegetables!
DAWN & MISTY: CHE... WHAT THE?
(Wendell is rummaging through the fruit, chowing down on anything he can find.)
WAVE: WENDELL!
WENDELL: It doesn't... taste very good...
WAVE: UGH! GREAT! NOW WE HAVE NO FOOD!
WAVE (Confessional): I think this Wendell guy is trying to sabotage us. Or something! I haven't even spent a whole day with him and already he is getting on my last nerve!
WENDELL (Confessional): I'm j-just... so hungryyyy... haven't had food... for days...
BIRDO: Wait, we still have a little time. Maybe one of us can run back to the fruit vendors and-
(As if on cue, the town bell rings.)
WARIO: Dammit!
(The Pianta tribe is ready to set sail.)
IKE: You guys ready?
PIANTA TRIBE: Ready!
DR. EGGMAN: Setting sail! Anchors away!
NANA: Uhm... there are no anchors.
KAEPORA GAEBORA: Then away we go!
(Both tribes' boats have set sail; an aerial view is seen of the two boats traveling away from Delfino Plaza.)
Day I
NOKI CAMP
~*~*~
(The Noki tribe, consisting of Birdo, Dawn, Luigi, Misty, 9-Volt, Wario, Wave, and Wendell, pulls their boat onto the shore of the tiny island where they will be forced to camp. They step off the boat and take a look around.)
WARIO: Wow... what a dump.
LUIGI: Kinda spooky... we're the only ones here.
MISTY: Oh come on you guys! This isn't so bad! Let's get a shelter up; it's going to be dark soon!
BIRDO: WENDELL, FOR MIYAMOTO'S SAKE, STOP EATING THE DAMN FOOD.
DAWN: Aww... and I was going to make chili tonight.
WENDELL: S-so... hungry...
9-VOLT (Confessional): I CANNOT STAND WENDELL. He's driving us all INSANE. All he does is complain about hunger, AND THEN HE EATS ALL OF THE FOOD! Then he complains about it not tasting very good. WELL THEN LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US YOU FAT SLOB. I mean... for the love of Miyamoto!
WAVE: All-right. You guys get started on the shelter. 9-Volt, Wario! Come with me, we're going fishing.
(Wario and 9-Volt look at each other, shrug, then head off with Wave.)
WENDELL: F-f-f-f... fish?
(Off the shore, Wave, Wario, and 9-Volt are on the boat trying to catch fish.)
WAVE: You guys are aligning with me.
WARIO: HUH?
9-VOLT: How did you know we were going to ask?
WAVE: I didn't. I'm saying that you two are going to align with me. We're going to take out Wendell, then grab Birdo and Luigi and persuade them to vote the two Pokemon chicks out. Then, if we get in any more trouble, we just vote them out.
WARIO: ... Sounds like a good idea... but what happens at the merge?
WAVE: Birdo and Luigi will still be aligned with us, and maybe we can grab one of the Pianta dudes. We'll be final 6 for sure.
9-VOLT: And then...?
WAVE: We'll take each other to the final three.
(She puts her wing out to them.)
WAVE: And I don't break promises.
(Wario and 9-Volt contemplate, then shake Wave's wing.)
WAVE: Good. Won't be long 'till that gluttonous walrus is out of our faces. We're definitely going to tribal council first.
9-VOLT: Wait. We're going to blow the first immunity challenge?
WAVE: No. But that guy is so weak and unhelpful, that we'll have a major disadvantage against the Piantas. They win, we lose, we get rid of the slob, and then since we don't have that handicap dragging us down, we'll be much stronger than them and more able to take them out so we can avoid tribal council in the future.
WARIO: We'll be much better off without him.
9-VOLT: Agreed.
WAVE (Confessional): I chose to align with Wario and 9-Volt, because they're evil and dumb: the best combination for any strategic mastermind like myself.
WARIO (Confessional): Now that I'm aligned with Wave, we run this show! The million coins are mine, ALL MINE! HAHAHA!
Day I
PIANTA CAMP
~*~*~
(The Pianta tribe, which includes Blathers, Bowser, Bowser Jr, Dr. Eggman, Ike, Kaepora Gaebora, Mona, and Nana, pulls their boat into shore. All of them immediately begin celebrating.)
NANA (Confessional): Stepping on the beach was such a huge step for me. It was like "Whoa. I'm here. I'm playing Survivor." It was so... surreal!
KAEPORA GAEBORA: Hoot! Hoot! We're finally here!
BLATHERS: Quite... desolate, isn't it?
IKE: I've seen worse.
MONA: Well, no time to waste! Let's build our new home!
(The tribe immediately gets to work on their new shelter. Blathers and Kaepora Gaebora fly up to the trees to get palm leaves to use as tarp. Bowser uproots trees, while Ike and Nana use their sword and hammer to break them into smaller, more buildable wood. Mona, Bowser Jr, and Dr. Eggman go fishing.)
BOWSER: Hey guys, if you could break off some smaller pieces to use as firewood, I can get us a fire going this afternoon.
IKE: Sounds good Bowser!
NANA: Yeah, thanks!
BOWSER (Confessional): I think since my fire-making skill is vital for this tribe's survival, they'll have no reason to get rid of me yet. I can already see the merge up ahead.
IKE (Confessional): I think Bowser's getting quite the head on his shoulders for being able to breathe fire. Hey Bowser, you know what else can make fire? Flint. You're not that special.
BLATHERS: So we are going to align with Ike?
KAEPORA GAEBORA: I don't see no reason why we shouldn't. I mean, if we get Mona and Nana in on it, then BAM! That's three people out already!
BLATHERS: Quite true, and so far, Ike has no reason why he shouldn't make any odd moves this early.
KAEPORA GAEBORA: True, true.
(Blathers and Kaepora Gaebora fly down with their leaves. Meanwhile, Mona, Bowser Jr, and are fishing.)
BOWSER JR (Confessional): I'm really happy that we have an alliance with Dr. Eggman and Mona! Daddy and I are definitely gonna rule this competition!
MONA (Confessional): Thinking about going to the final four with Bowser and Co. really scares me. Namely because I know that as soon as we get to that point, my head is on the chopping block. And I'd much prefer to be in a situation where that doesn't happen.
DR. EGGMAN: Has anyone caught anything?
MONA: Not yet, Eggman.
DR. EGGMAN: This is terrible. With my inventions, we could have captured enough fish for a month!
BOWSER JR: Ooh! I got something!
(Bowser Jr reels in his line to discover he caught a massive Cheep Cheep.)
MONA: Great job Bowser Jr! Let's put it in the bucket and catch some more!
MONA (Confessional): At the same time though, Bowser Jr is so naive and adorable... but I know where his loyalties lie.
DR. EGGMAN: Well, let's continue. Maybe we can get a decent meal's worth before nightfall.
(The three continue fishing. Meanwhile, Ike and Nana are constructing the shelter.)
IKE: So Nana, what have you been thinking alliance-wise?
NANA: Uhm, well... I dunno. That's all been kinda up in the air...
NANA (Confessional): When Ike asked me that question, my mind ranged from "What's this guy trying to pull?" to "Oh shit, I completely forgot about alliances!"
IKE: Well, Blathers, Kaepora Gaebora, and I already got a thing going. You wanna align with us? We can get Mona in on it, vote out the villains and make it to the merge.
NANA: Sounds like a good idea...
NANA (Confessional): I really am wondering what I'm stepping into. I mean, Popo isn't here, so I'm really all by myself. I have to watch who's friend or foe now...
(Ike and Nana continue to strike up the shelter.)
Day I - Night
NOKI CAMP
~*~*~
(The Noki tribe looks absolutely miserable. It is raining, and they are all crammed under an extremely tiny, very poorly made shelter. It sort of resembles a teepee, but not really.)
DAWN (Confessional): So it started pouring right while we were trying to get the shelter up, so we just had to put some leaves on it and get under it. Not to mention, we are all starving, because whatever we caught for fish, Wendell ate. Raw.
9-VOLT: This sucks.
WARIO: No shit.
MISTY: Yep...
WENDELL: So... hungryyyy...
BIRDO: SO HELP ME MIYAMOTO, IF I HEAR YOU SAY "HUNGRY" ONE MORE DAMN TIME, I AM GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR TUSKS AND STAB YOU WITH THEM.
DAWN: Yeah, it's your fault we're in this mess Wendell. Just shut up.
LUIGI: I'm going to try to get some sleep...
WAVE: Good luck... this rain doesn't seem to be letting up.
MISTY: Ugh...
MISTY (Confessional): I honestly can't wait until Wendell leaves. Seriously. I half-want to blow the immunity challenge, just so I can eat something. Anything.
(The tribe sits, quite annoyed by the rain.)
Day II
PIANTA CAMP
~*~*~
(Blathers and Kaepora Gaebora are already up getting firewood. The rest of the tribe is sleeping soundly in the shelter.)
KAEPORA GAEBORA: What time do you suppose it is?
BLATHERS: Hmm... judging by the position of the sun, I'd guess it's around... 5 in the morning.
KAEPORA GAEBORA: Ugh... Blathers, buddy... we can't go back to being nocturnal.
BLATHERS: I understand... what should we do about this predicament?
KAEPORA GAEBORA: Hmm... we could get someone to wake us up and go to sleep.
BLATHERS: Seems quite childish... maybe we could just... wake up when the rest of the tribe does.
KAEPORA GAEBORA: Huh... sleeping in? Never done that before.
BLATHERS: Sigh... it's going to be a long 39 days, isn't it?
KAEPORA GAEBORA: Yep. Yes it is...
Day II
NOKI CAMP
~*~*~
(The tribe is up. Their stone-cold annoyed expression indicates that they have all been kept up by the rain.)
WARIO: So. Are we going to bother catching fish today?
WENDELL: S-so...
WAVE: Shut it, Sir Eats-A-Lot.
LUIGI (Confessional): We NEED to get Wendell OUT OF HERE. He's worse than that Mr. Luggs ghost I had to face-a in the mansion. And that-a was some scary shit-a!
9-VOLT: Let's get up. There might be an immunity challenge we have to do today.
MISTY: Who cares? We're just gonna lose anyway.
DAWN: It's only been a day and I feel like I've been living here a month.
BIRDO: Funny, that's how long we're going to be stuck here.
(Suddenly, Wendell gets up and wanders to the beach. He sits in the ocean.)
WENDELL (Confessional): I-I-I-I j-just need... f-f-f-food...
Day II
PIANTA CAMP
~*~*~
(Ike and Mona are taking a stroll by the beach.)
IKE: So Mona... who have you thought about aligning with?
MONA: Well right now, you know, I'm just... keeping my options open. Not rushing into anything.
IKE: Good, good. Uhm... do you think it'd be cool if we could... align?
MONA: Sounds like an idea... are we going to align with anyone else?
IKE: Oh yeah... we got the two owls and Nana. But after we get the villains out, I was thinking maybe you and I could... go to the finale... together.
MONA: ... I'd like that. A lot.
MONA (Confessional): Ike is certainly charming, and definitely good-looking. And he's offered me a better deal than Bowser.
IKE (Confessional): I didn't really see it at first, but Mona is really pretty. I definitely want to keep her around for a while.
(The two continue strolling.)
Day III
DELFINO PLAZA
~*~*~
(Jeff Probst is waiting on the beach of Delfino Plaza. The Noki and Pianta tribes sail in on their boats and settle on shore. The tribes get out and step on their mats.)
JEFF: Welcome everyone to your very first immunity challenge.
(The tribes clap and cheer.)
JEFF: Today's challenge is a four-part race. As you can see, this beach is currently covered in vacationing Piantas and Nokis. We've given one Noki and one Pianta a bag full of puzzle pieces. Look for your tribe's bag, then once you've found it, your tribe must swim all the way from the beach to the Shine Sprite statue in the center of town. When you get to the statue, there are ropes that will lead up to the top of the statue. At the top is a puzzle board. Get out your pieces and assemble the puzzle. First tribe to finish the puzzle wins.
(The tribes nod in understanding.)
JEFF: Today, you'll be playing for...
(Jeff grabs the small gold trophy resembling a Shine Sprite next to him.)
JEFF: Immunity from Tribal Council, represented by the Immunity Idol. When you have this, you and your tribe are safe from Tribal Council. So... you guys ready to get started?
ALL: Yes!
JEFF: All-right, everyone on their mats. On your mark... get set... GO!
(On "go," the tribes split up and run around the beach.)
9-VOLT: 'Scuse me ma'am, do you have any puzzle pieces?
OLD NOKI WOMAN: What?
9-VOLT: Uh... sorry to bother you.
BOWSER: GIVE ME THE PUZZLE PIECES OR I'LL SET YOU AFLAME!
MONA: BOWSER! Sorry about him, do you have any puzzle pieces?
MALE PIANTA: N-n-n-n-n-n-n... no...
MONA: Sorry, thanks anyway!
MISTY: This is insane! There must be a hundred people on this beach!
LUIGI: How are we-a gonna find the puzzle pieces in this-a crowd!
YOUNG NOKI GIRL: You mean these? Some guy gave 'em to me.
(The young Noki girl gives Luigi a bag of puzzle pieces.)
DAWN: Oh my goodness, we got 'em!
JEFF: Noki tribe, you have found your puzzle pieces! Start swimming to the statue!
(The Noki tribe runs into the water and begins swimming.)
JEFF: Pianta tribe, you still have time! Keep on looking!
IKE: Anyone have any puzzle pieces around here?
NANA: Seriously, anyone?
DR. EGGMAN: Might you have a bag of puzzle pieces?
OLD PIANTA MAN: You mean this?
(The old Pianta man gives Dr. Eggman a bag of puzzle pieces.)
KAEPORA GAEBORA: THAT'S IT!
JEFF: Pianta tribe, you have your pieces! Start swimming to the statue!
(The Pianta tribe runs into the water and begins swimming. Up ahead is the Noki tribe. Wave, Birdo, and Misty are throttling ahead of the rest of their tribe.)
WAVE: Where are the rest of 'em?
BIRDO: Wario and 9-Volt aren't too far back, but Dawn and Luigi are attempting to keep Wendell afloat.
WAVE: Ugh... we're so gonna lose.
(The Pianta tribe is quickly catching up. Bunched up in a group, they're quickly passing Wario and 9-Volt of the Noki tribe.)
IKE: Come on everyone, let's go, let's go, let's go! Almost there!
(Wave, Birdo, and Misty still maintain their lead on the Pianta tribe, but the others in the Noki tribe are falling further and further behind. Finally, the three quick ladies of the Noki tribe and the entirety of the Pianta tribe make it to the statue and begin climbing the ropes to the top.)
NANA: I'll go first! Watch and learn, boys.
(Nana quickly climbs ahead of the three Noki ladies who are climbing at a steady rate. Meanwhile, the rest of the Pianta tribe is close behind Nana, including Dr. Eggman, who carries the puzzle pieces. The rest of the Noki tribe is still a bit of a distance away.)
DAWN: C'mon Wendell, can you just move a little?
LUIGI: Wendell, a-please!
WENDELL: Ughhhhhhhhhhh...
(The Pianta tribe and the three ladies of the Noki tribe have reached the top.)
WAVE: Perfect! Now we just have to wait for Luigi and the sloth to get here, and we'll be able to somehow put this puzzle together faster than them.
MISTY: ... That was sarcasm, right?
BOWSER: Let's see, this goes here, and this goes here...
IKE: Get the straight edge pieces and put them around the corner!
MONA: Oh my God... GUYS, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A PICTURE OF A PIANTA.
BLATHERS: Why yes it is! Let's get a move on, shall we?
BIRDO: Great... here they come now...
(Wario and 9-Volt grab hold of the rope and start climbing. Dawn and Luigi follow close behind. Wendell barely grips the rope and attempts to climb but fails.)
NANA: Come on, come on, come on...
KAEPORA GAEBORA: DONE! GOT IT!
JEFF: PIANTA WINS IMMUNITY!
(The Pianta tribe cheers and celebrates. The rest of the Noki tribe climbs up, except for Wendell, who is hugging the dock to keep from drowning.)
JEFF: Pianta tribe, congratulations, you are safe from Tribal Council tonight.
(Jeff approaches Bowser Jr and gives him the immunity idol.)
BOWSER JR: Wow! Cool!
JEFF: Which means Noki, I'm sorry to say, you'll be heading off to Tribal Council. Go back to camp, get prepared, then I'll see you at Corona Mountain.
(The Pianta tribe celebrates their victory as the Noki tribe dejectedly walks back to camp.)
Day III
NOKI CAMP
~*~*~
(The Noki boat pulls into camp. The tribe walks on the shore.)
BIRDO: So there's no discussion as to who we're voting out, right?
WAVE: Yep.
DAWN (Confessional): Wendell's been such a handicap to our tribe since the very beginning. I think even if he tried to scramble around now, he'd just be in a worse position than he was at the beginning.
WENDELL: J-just... need... food...
MISTY: LOOK, YOU MISERABLE CRETIN. GUESS WHAT? WE ALL NEED FOOD. BUT GUESS WHO'S BEEN EATING MOST OF IT! YOU HAVE! SO I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANY MORE COMPLAINING FROM YOU ABOUT FOOD, BECAUSE YOUR VACCUUM CLEANER OF A MOUTH HAS SUCKED UP ALL THE FOOD FROM US AND GOTTEN US INTO THIS MESS!
WARIO: Don't worry, you'll be leaving tonight, and soon you'll get all the damn food you want, slob.
9-VOLT (Confessional): Wendell eats more than Wario on a bad day. And that's a lot of stuff. I mean, he's completely insufferable.
LUIGI: Let's a-just get this over with.
(The tribe gathers their things and heads over to tribal council.)
Day III
TRIBAL COUNCIL - NOKI
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(The Noki tribe's boat sails across the magma sea. They pull their boat onto the rocky shore and begin walking up to the tribal council area. Jeff is waiting.)
JEFF: All of you, please grab a torch, then light it with the flame. In this game, fire represents life. Once it's gone, so are you.
(The tribe does so, then they take their seats.)
JEFF: So you guys really just fell apart at the immunity challenge. Misty, is it accurate to say that today's challenge reflects this tribe's camp life?
MISTY: Definitely. We have a member of the tribe who is just holding us all back.
JEFF: And by my observations, Wendell, pardon me for saying, but it would it be accurate to guess that you're the one Misty's hinting at?
WENDELL: I-I don't know... just need... food...
JEFF: It's only been three days... how can you be starving?
BIRDO: Don't even get me started! He just sucks up all of the food from us and then he complains that he's still hungry!
JEFF: So it sounds like you have a real problem here. Wave, is there really any question as to who's going home tonight?
WAVE: You're kidding, right?
JEFF: Apparently not. With that said, it is time to vote. 9-Volt, you're up.
(9-Volt heads up to vote. One by one, the contestants head up to vote.)
BIRDO: What were you thinking being in this competition? Good riddance!
DAWN: Sorry... but this is for the tribe.
WENDELL: N-need... food...
(Wave takes her seat. All the contestants have voted.)
JEFF: I'll go tally the votes.
(Jeff goes to get the urn. He brings it back.)
JEFF: I will now read the votes. The contestant voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately. First vote... Birdo.
(Birdo rolls her eyes.)
JEFF: Next vote: Wendell. That's one vote Birdo, one vote Wendell.
(Wendell's stomach growls.)
JEFF: Next vote: Wendell. Two votes Wendell, one vote Birdo.
(Luigi checks his watch.)
JEFF: Next vote: Wendell. That's three votes Wendell, one vote Birdo.
(Misty yawns.)
JEFF: Next vote: Wendell. Four votes Wendell, one vote Birdo.
(Wario sighs and adjusts his seating.)
JEFF: ... The first person voted out of Nintendo Survivor: Isle Delfino: WENDELL. That's five votes, that's enough, please bring me your torch.
(Wendell gets up, slowly walks over to his torch, and brings it to Jeff.)
JEFF: Wendell, the tribe has spoken.
(Jeff snuffs Wendell's torch.)
JEFF: It's time for you to go.
(Wendell walks away and disappears into the shadows.)
JEFF: Well, you guys did what was for the good of the tribe. We'll see if you continue to play that way as this continues. You may grab your stuff and head back to camp.
(The tribe grabs their belongings and torches and heads back to camp.)
WENDELL'S FINAL WORDS
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WENDELL: I'm just... s-so... hungryyyy. I n-need f-f-f-f-food... is there any f-food around here? Please?
VOTING HISTORY
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Votes for Wendell - Birdo, Dawn, Luigi, Misty, 9-Volt, Wario, Wave
Votes for Birdo - Wendell
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Woot! First chapter done and over with! How'd I do? Comment, rate, review, do your thang!