Disclaimer: Don't wanna say it! Look at chapter one.
Author's Note: Here's a special thank you to fsty for being one faithful reviewer! *stands up and applauds fsty* And, of course, I do appreciate all the other comments and reviews. As always, more pairings are acceptable. So without further ado, here's the next chapter! By the way, all pairings in this chapter have been suggested by fsty, so do give this reviewer one awesome thanks.
Chapter Four:
~ DenethorXGandalf ~
Denethor: I hate wizards! *goes in corner and sulks*
Gandalf: I think I've had enough of fanfiction. Denethor and I were practically enemies.
Denethor: I know, right? Makes you wonder if these authors have any sense at all! *growls in frustration*
~ WitchkingXArwen ~
Witchking: *shrieks in horror and self destructs*
Arwen: That has got to be the weirdest pairing yet! Sure he sent the Nazgul after me but that was only in the films and not the books, so I don't see how that makes any sense.
Eowyn: *mutters* Tell me about it!
~ SamXGollum ~
Sam: Hey, Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: Yeah?
Sam: Can I borrow Sting for a moment?
Frodo: Sure, here.
Sam: Thanks! *takes Sting and stabs self in the heart*
Gollum: *jumps up and down in glee* The precious! The precious! The precious!
Frodo: *taps Gollum on the shoulder* Why don't you read what Sam just read?
Gollum: *gulps* Yes master! *reads fanfiction* CURSE YOU BAGGINS! *jumps off cliff into the Cracks of Doom*
Frodo: Why must authors be so stupid? *facepalms*
~ SarumanXTreebeard ~
Treebeard: Tiss not an Entwife is it? I really miss me Entwives.
Saruman: Aaaaaaaaaah! *throws self out of tower*
Treebeard: *smirking* Guess not!
~ LegolasXEowyn ~
Legolas: *weeps bitterly* Why me? Why is it always me?
Eowyn: *clings to Eomer for dear life* Heeeeeeeeelp!
Legolas: Oh that I had never left Mirkwood!
Aragorn: *snicker, snicker* *chortle, chortle*
To Be Continued!
A/N: And there you have it! As always, review, review, review and leave a pairing or two if you want another chapter. Methinks it's high time to visit the Percy Jackson universe since there are all sorts of freaky pairings there. As always, my visit depends on comments and pairings.
So R&R, please!
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