With Sonic; he was looking at a script titled 'Murder at Sea' which was written by him.
The hedgehog chuckled.
"This will be a good play I've created!" He said.
He skimmed through the pages.
He then smiled again.
"I'm gonna have to rent a theater to do this show!" He said.
He did some thinking.
"I know!" He said.
Later; he was walking through a theater looking around.
He nodded.
"This'll do." said Sonic.
Interview Gag
"Several weeks back I wrote a murder mystery that I plan on presenting in a play. It should go off without any issues since some of the performers are people I live with." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
Later; Sonic was sitting in the audience looking at a bunch of performers on stage.
The performers included Luz, Amity, Randy, Theresa, Bugs, Squidward, the Eds, Sky, Sanders, MacArthur, Hop Pop, Lincoln, and Skara.
Sonic smiled.
"Thank you all for toughing it out through rehearsals." said Sonic.
"When do we get to perform for reals?" said Randy.
Sonic ran to Randy.
"TONIGHT!" He shouted freaking Randy out.
Hop Pop smiled.
"My time to shine has finally risen." said Hop Pop.
Sonic looked at him.
"There was no theater arts in Amphibia?" said Sonic.
Hop Pop looked at Sonic and sighed.
"No, there was, I just never got a chance to act." said Hop Pop, "When I had a chance on Earth, I gave it to an elderly actor."
"Wallace Shawn from The Princess Bride?" said Sonic.
"Inconceivable." said Bugs.
"See Bugs gets it." said Sonic, "Good thing I've got some understudies prepared."
He clapped his hands and Roger and Crunch appeared and pulled out scripts and looked at them.
"Oh Reginald, who could have killed the first mate of the ship?" Roger said in a feminine voice, "A ship like this is no place for our son."
"Who know's dear, for the killer must still be on this very ship." said Crunch, "Fortunately, this ship also has a great detective onboard, he's even more clever then Hercule Poriot and Sherlock Holmes combined."
Sonic chuckled.
"Good thing I made myself the star." said Sonic.
"Yeah why did you do that anyway?" asked Eddy. "I mean I know sometimes Directors Star in their shows but why is that?"
Sonic glared at Eddy.
"Hey I'm not questioning it I'm just curious." spoke Eddy.
"Because if I made either you or Squidward the star, then you'd both try to steal the show." Said Sonic.
Eddy and Squidward realized that.
"Fair." said Eddy
"Yep." said Squidward. "But at least this gives me a chance to stay away from SpongeBob for a while."
"HEDGEHOG!" A Voice is heard
Everyone turned and saw a mad Squiliam Fancypants.
"What the?" said Squidward.
"Another understudy. Only he'll make sure not to use the childhood monologue in the performance." said Sonic.
"What's wrong with my childhood monologue?" said Squidward.
"It's thirty minutes of you talking about how you always wanted to be famous when growing up. Who wants to hear that through the majority of the play?" said Lincoln.
"If I wanted a play where it's just one person talking about their whole life story, I would have just hired Boscha and be done with it." said Sonic, "Now come on, we've got a show to put on."
Everyone started to walk off, but Sonic stopped Skara.
"Skara, I've got an idea for the dinner performance scene." said Sonic.
"What about?" said Skara.
Sonic walked over to a trunk and opened it up before pulling out some bagpipes and gave them to the bard track witch.
"I want you to play that." said Sonic.
Skara smiled.
"You can count on me Sonic!" She said.
Sonic smiled.
"That's a traditional instrument in Scotland." said Sonic.
Skara put her lips to the bagpipes and started playing it.
Sonic nodded as he turned and saw Squiliam glaring at him.
"What's the idea putting Squidward in the play and not be?" said Squiliam.
"I told you, you're his understudy. Though I can't imagine why he need's an understudy since his character is supposed to be killed off in the murder scene as well as another character." said Sonic, "He even got on his knees and begged me."
Squiliam snorted.
"Well how do I get in the play?" said Squiliam.
"If something were to happen to Squidward that renders him completely incapacitated, then you can take his place." said Sonic.
"Oh you mean like this?" Squiliam said before drawing out a pistol with a boxing glove and pulled the trigger.
The glove sprang out and punched Squidward across the face, knocking him out.
The very fancy and number 1 squid tossed the pistol away.
"OH NO, HE'S COMPLETELY INCAPACITATED!" yelled Squiliam, "No worries, for I shall take over for him in the play."
Squidward stood up angrily.
"I'M NOT INCAPACITATED!" yelled Squidward.
Squiliam groaned.
"Rats." said Squiliam.
Lincoln approached Sonic.
"Sonic, I need to talk about the scene where you're interrogating me about where I was during the murder." said Lincoln.
Sonic turned to Lincoln.
"Yeah, what about it?" said Sonic.
Lincoln held up a script for said play and showed a page in it.
"According to the script, I'm practicing some nun chuck skills while interrogated. Should I do that with my shirt on, or my shirt off?" said Lincoln.
Sonic shook his head.
"Shirt on definitely. Who'd want to see a scrawny twelve year old albino boy without a shirt on? It's not like a girl you really like is going to be here." said Sonic.
Lincoln looked around while twiddling his thumbs nervously.
Sonic realized what Lincoln is doing and is shocked.
"There is a girl isn't there?" He asked.
Lincopn nodded.
"Yeah, I've got this girl in my group of friends Stella Zhau, the only girl in my group of friends. Anyways, I just hope to make such a good impression and-"Lincoln said before being interrupted by Sonic.
"Say no more. I've got this." said Sonic.
He pulled out a tattoo gun and turned around.
"Drop your shirt so that I can spray some temporary ink on you." said Sonic.
"Is it going to hurt?" said Lincoln.
"No, just sting a little." said Sonic.
Lincoln nodded and took his shirt off.
"Okay, I'm ready." said Lincoln.
Sonic got to work spraying ink on Lincoln's chest.
The hedgehog finished up and pulled away, revealing that Lincoln had some spray on abs.
The albino kid saw the abs.
"This is your solution, spray on abs?" said Lincoln.
"Any girl will become convinced those are real." said Sonic.
"You'd have to be a total idiot to think these are legit." said Lincoln.
Luz walked by.
"Nice abs Lincoln, don't stop working out." said Luz.
Lincoln became shocked.
"You just proved your point." said Sonic.
Lincoln smiled.
"This feels nice." Said Lincoln.
"I'd be worried about if you start sweating underneath all these lights." Said Sonic.
Lincoln nodded.
"Fair enough." said Lincoln.