T.P that bitch's house!
[Natsu/Lucy]
"Uh... Natsu?" Lucy glanced at the objects in his possession and got very bad feeling. "What are you going to do with those?"
She really hoped that carton of eggs in his hands and the wheelbarrow full of toilet paper he dragged behind him wasn't for what she thought it was for... but what other use was there for such strange supplies?
"Oh, someone told me it would be fun to decorate Erza's apartment! Its a surprise, so don't tell, okay?" For a second she wondered if he was joking, but his face showed nothing but naïve joy and ignorance.
She opened her mouth to tell him that she didn't find it very nice surprise, and Erza certainly wouldn't either, but before she could blink he was already gone.
"Uh oh," she muttered under her breath. All she could do was hope he lived through this...
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So I like poking fun at his naivety. What about it? XD